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CYYYFYYY
06-06-2003, 05:18 PM
I use choclate milk and seltzer.............


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06-06-2003, 05:20 PM
Nah. Too easy.

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SatCam
06-06-2003, 05:23 PM
75% Milk, 25% Seltzer, and then some NesQuick or Hershey's... what ever's in the house.

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The Chairman
06-06-2003, 09:23 PM
75% Milk, 25% Seltzer, and then some NesQuick or Hershey's... what ever's in the house.



Sacrilege!

The only syrup that goes into an egg cream is this:

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BrianTheBailBondsman
06-06-2003, 09:27 PM
How does one make an egg cream...
You a kinky one arn't you! I guess you have to fondel it really well...

I use chocolate syrup about 2 inches then add 3 inches of milk then 6 inches of seltzer ( not club it has no salt, you need the salt to fizz well) then top it off with a pretzel rod

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The Chairman
06-06-2003, 09:43 PM
( not club it has no salt, you need the salt to fizz well) then top it off with a pretzel rod



You got it backwards....

Club Soda HAS salt.

Setzer does not...

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HordeKing1
06-06-2003, 11:26 PM
How does one make an egg cream?

Talk dirty to it, while gently massaging it's exterior, all the while building to increased movement and rapidity of massage. Before long you'll have yolk all over you.

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reeshy
06-07-2003, 02:03 AM
Don't forget that when you add the seltzer, pour it into a tipped glass so that it splashes off of the inside of the side of the glass. While doing this, you have to vigorously stir with a long spoon. This is critical-no shit!!!

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BrianTheBailBondsman
06-07-2003, 08:13 AM
CHAIRMAN, not only are you absolutly correct you are right on the money with the brand of chocolate to use ( couldnt think of the name but I buy it by packaging recognition.)

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Reephdweller
06-07-2003, 11:16 AM
Sacrilege!

The only syrup that goes into an egg cream is this:


Chairman, I totally agree. I love that stuff.

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West Side Claire
06-07-2003, 11:42 AM
damn, I've never had one of these...

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CYYYFYYY
06-07-2003, 12:44 PM
Alot of stores use........ Zup instead of seltzer.................


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06-07-2003, 07:40 PM
what about a vanilla egg cream?

for those of us who are allergic to chocolate...

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Reephdweller
06-07-2003, 07:47 PM
what about a vanilla egg cream?



Hmmmmmm I never heard of a vanilla egg cream. Sounds damn good.

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CYYYFYYY
06-07-2003, 10:21 PM
Yea how do you make a vanilla egg cream... I have scene it but I have never actually
tasted it................


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The Chairman
06-08-2003, 12:33 AM
what about a vanilla egg cream?
for those of us who are allergic to chocolate...


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Hawiian shirt craig
06-08-2003, 08:30 AM
How does one make an egg cream?



Talk dirty to it, while gently massaging it's exterior, all the while building to increased movement and rapidity of massage. Before long you'll have yolk all over you.



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SatCam
06-08-2003, 02:03 PM
what about a vanilla egg cream?

for those of us who are allergic to chocolate...PUSSY!

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SatCam
06-09-2009, 05:03 PM
I am about to make one of these babies. All the ingredients are in place. Hershey's syrup today


Since this thread I have tried a vanilla egg cream. Except it was imitation vanilla syrup. Iit was such a let down
happytypinggirl
06-09-2009, 05:16 PM
milk first...3/4 glass.

then spray selzer into the milk, but you HAAAAVE to use and old fashioned seltzer bottle..no pouring. then while its all foamy, use a long spoon to drizzle in UBETs chocolate syrup, and stir.

eat with warmed ruggelach.

oh and preferably do all of this after a big greasy meal at sammys roumanian restaurant on the lower east side.
SatCam
06-09-2009, 05:26 PM
milk first...3/4 glass.

then spray selzer into the milk, but you HAAAAVE to use and old fashioned seltzer bottle..no pouring. then while its all foamy, use a long spoon to drizzle in UBETs chocolate syrup, and stir.

eat with warmed ruggelach.

oh and preferably do all of this after a big greasy meal at sammys roumanian restaurant on the lower east side.

Well since I dont have a pressurized seltzer bottle hanging around I just pour the seltzer over a spoon instead
happytypinggirl
06-09-2009, 05:30 PM
Well since I dont have a pressurized seltzer bottle hanging around I just pour the seltzer over a spoon instead

oh man that takes all the fun out of it. i wonder if there are places you can get one of those old bottles still. well im sure there are places, but i wonder if there are any reasonable and convenient places.

but using the spoon sounds better than just a straight pour.
TED
06-09-2009, 05:34 PM
oh man that takes all the fun out of it. i wonder if there are places you can get one of those old bottles still. well im sure there are places, but i wonder if there are any reasonable and convenient places.

but using the spoon sounds better than just a straight pour.

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hammersavage
06-09-2009, 05:34 PM
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happytypinggirl
06-09-2009, 05:37 PM
YOU NEED TO GO TO TED'S SELTZER BOTTLE EMPORIUM. I MAKE VINTAGE SELZER BOTTLES OUT OF THE SPINES OF ABORTED FETUSES. I GET SCARED BECAUSE THE GHHOOOSTSSSS OF THE FETUSES HAUNY MY STORE. ONE BOTTLE COSTS 875 DOLLARS.

thats a lot of dollars. and a lot of spines.
TED
06-09-2009, 05:45 PM
thats a lot of dollars. and a lot of spines.

IT TAKES ME 16 MONTHS TO COLLECT ENOUGH SPINES TO MAKE ONE BOTTLE. THATS ALOT OF PLANNED PARENTHOODS TO VISIT. MOTHER SAYS MY BUSINESS MODEL IS FLAWED. I CHARGE EXTRA IF I MAKE DOODY IN MY PANTS WHILE FLEEING THE PLANNED PARENTHOOD DUMPSTERS.
SatCam
06-09-2009, 05:47 PM
IT TAKES ME 16 MONTHS TO COLLECT ENOUGH SPINES TO MAKE ONE BOTTLE. THATS ALOT OF PLANNED PARENTHOODS TO VISIT. MOTHER SAYS MY BUSINESS MODEL IS FLAWED. I CHARGE EXTRA IF I MAKE DOODY IN MY PANTS WHILE FLEEING THE PLANNED PARENTHOOD DUMPSTERS.

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