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Johnny Fontane
06-05-2003, 06:32 PM
I think I might like to date a nice nerd girl. This morning I was waiting for the train when I was approached by an apparent nerd girl. She was kind of cute - in fact, she looked a lot like Sweet Melissa, only much taller. She actually had a nice body.
She asked me if there was anything in the paper about the Mayor's reversal of the recent tax cuts. I told her that I heard something about it on the news last night ; she said she works as an "educational" something or other.
I wasn't that friendly with her ; in fact, I was rather indifferent. She kind of gave me the creeps with the whole "excuse me, how about those tax cuts" approach. I don't know if she was crazy or just a bizzarro nerd girl.
Maybe I should have been more friendly. I think I might like to have a nerd girl as a girlfriend. She wasn't half bad.
"I want you to go tonight; I want you to talk to this movie bigshot, and settle this business for Johnny. Now, if there's nothing else, I'd like to go to my daughter's wedding."
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06-05-2003, 07:00 PM
Nerd girls are people too!
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06-05-2003, 07:09 PM
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Tall_James
06-05-2003, 07:12 PM
She kind of gave me the creeps with the whole "excuse me, how about those tax cuts" approach. I don't know if she was crazy or just a bizzarro nerd girl.
Nerd girl loving is the sweetest type.
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monsterone
06-05-2003, 07:12 PM
nerd girls rule.
in college i had a philosophy professor who had the hot nerd look. she wasn't stunning, per se, but her mind was intoxicating. (and that sounded kind of gay)
i really do love a woman with a mind of her own versus a hot hole who can't walk & chew gum.
Wow, any girl you think isn't "half-bad" would sure be lucky to get a catch like you!
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06-05-2003, 07:20 PM
i really do love a woman with a mind of her own versus a hot hole who can't walk & chew gum.
i concur
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kc7586
06-05-2003, 07:25 PM
. I think I might like to have a nerd girl as a girlfriend.
pssst....heres a tip, how bout not calling her a nerd girl, i think that may be a turn off for the "nerd girls" how about saying brainy chicks.
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06-05-2003, 08:33 PM
i LOVE nerd girls. glasses and messenger bags do it for me for some reason! :-)
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monsterone
06-05-2003, 08:55 PM
nerd girl glasses did something for me until a couple of weeks ago, until billy referred them as "naughty glasses." about ashley banfield- not sure if that's the exact term but it's still ruined. thanks "fat guy."
stickyfingers
06-05-2003, 09:42 PM
She was kind of cute - in fact, she looked a lot like Sweet Melissa, only much taller. She actually had a nice body.
i have a feeling sweet melissa would find something in there to be offensive
my girlfriend is a teacher and I enjoy when she comes home in her teacher outfit with the glasses and all....besides, they're all pink on the inside
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furie
06-06-2003, 05:08 AM
there's something to be said for a nerd girl with severe emotional problems. Sometimes crazy is good.
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schmega
06-06-2003, 05:31 AM
could you possibly be more condescending? just the amount of times you called her a 'nerd girl' almost makes it sound like you think you're above her or something. if she looks like Sweet Melissa, and she's coming up to you talking about relevant issues, then she seems like a decent PERSON. no need to label and belittle her.
fatty
06-06-2003, 05:56 AM
aggie is definetley a person,
what's the debate here?
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Wormwood
06-06-2003, 06:07 AM
They say that "nerd girl" love is the purest love of all.
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A cute bookworm with glasses and her hair pulled up is always sweet. Partly because of the idea that there is something wild burried beneath all of that.
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06-06-2003, 11:49 AM
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Johnny Fontane
06-06-2003, 06:32 PM
I forgot to mention that she had a bottle hair-gel or something attached to her belt.
Wow, any girl you think isn't "half-bad" would sure be lucky to get a catch like you!
I'm quite the catch.
"I want you to go tonight; I want you to talk to this movie bigshot, and settle this business for Johnny. Now, if there's nothing else, I'd like to go to my daughter's wedding."
Heavy
06-06-2003, 06:46 PM
I think I might like to date a nice nerd girl. This morning I was waiting for the train when I was approached by an apparent nerd girl. She was kind of cute - in fact, she looked a lot like Sweet Melissa, only much taller. She actually had a nice body.
You mean like Julie from "Welcome Back Kotter"?
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Arienette
06-06-2003, 06:56 PM
i went out and got myself a nerd boy. it's working out pretty well, i'd recommend it.
although i think it might have been a little off-putting had he approached me with, "hey baby, how about them tax cuts?"
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Johnny Fontane
06-06-2003, 07:13 PM
i went out and got myself a nerd boy. it's working out pretty well.
I'm going to challenge ADF to a duel.
ok, maybe not.
"I want you to go tonight; I want you to talk to this movie bigshot, and settle this business for Johnny. Now, if there's nothing else, I'd like to go to my daughter's wedding."
Heavy
06-06-2003, 07:53 PM
Johnny, carry this pic as a sig. Resizing is called for.
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06-06-2003, 07:53 PM
Almost forgot this...
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06-06-2003, 07:54 PM
Almost forgot this...
See that edit button? It's there for a reason.
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ToddEVF
06-07-2003, 02:21 PM
pssst....heres a tip, how bout not calling her a nerd girl, i think that may be a turn off for the "nerd girls" how about saying brainy chicks.
how about intellectual women? sounds much more appeaking then "nerd girl"
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I believe the politically correct way to refer to these women is "geeky dames".
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06-07-2003, 02:35 PM
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Johnny Fontane
06-07-2003, 02:56 PM
how about intellectual women? sounds much more appeaking then "nerd girl"
SHE WAS WEARING A BOTTLE OF GEL ON HER BELT!
CUT ME SOME SLACK, SHE WAS A NERD GIRL, OK?! THAT DON'T MAKE HER A BAD PERSON.
"I want you to go tonight; I want you to talk to this movie bigshot, and settle this business for Johnny. Now, if there's nothing else, I'd like to go to my daughter's wedding."
schmega
06-08-2003, 06:18 AM
THAT DON'T MAKE HER A BAD PERSON.
and no one has said that. ever. but somehow you have to make it a point that she's a 'nerd girl'. thats almost like constantly reminding us that stevie wonder's a blind musician, instead of JUST a musician.
i hope for her sake, she never meets and falls in love with someone who would label her, then make it his business to remind the rest of us what he thinks of her. a nerd girl. right.
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06-08-2003, 08:21 AM
Lisa Loeb = hottest nerd girl ever
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06-08-2003, 08:41 AM
What made Lisa Loeb a nerd besides her glasses?
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ToddEVF
06-08-2003, 08:44 AM
What made Lisa Loeb a nerd besides her glasses?
and on that note, Lisa Loeb is stricken from the conversation
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Arienette
06-08-2003, 10:55 AM
SHE WAS WEARING A BOTTLE OF GEL ON HER BELT! i passed this by earlier, but now i feel the need to go back... a bottle of gel on her belt? who the hell would wear a bottle of gel on their belt? i think you may have gone straight past nerd girl and into weird girl territory here.
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06-08-2003, 10:59 AM
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Hawiian shirt craig
06-08-2003, 04:57 PM
What made Lisa Loeb a nerd besides her glasses?
and on that note, Lisa Loeb is stricken from the conversation
shut up todd... we should change ur name to stewart.
anyway... her glasses, head bands, semi-geeky dresses and her acoustic guitar
she was always semi intelectual.
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Tall_James
06-08-2003, 05:03 PM
Lisa Loeb = hottest nerd girl ever
No. Lisa Loopner = hottest nerd girl ever
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06-08-2003, 05:08 PM
No. Lisa Loopner = hottest nerd girl ever
You had to turn this into a batch thread, didn't you?
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TheMojoPin
06-08-2003, 05:21 PM
No. Lisa Loopner = hottest nerd girl ever
You had to turn this into a batch thread, didn't you?
Not until the plumber shows up...
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06-13-2003, 06:53 AM
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Now those are 3 of the hottest intellectual woment i have seen, Megan Morrone, Morgan Webb, and Cat Schwartz. They are all amazing and on TechTV :)
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FatTony
06-13-2003, 07:02 AM
The dude in the first picture, isn't that the retard from NSYNC who wanted to to into space?
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