Super Heroes and there crap

[CYYYFYYY]

Now with all the movies making superheroes movies and making these superheroes
more realistic I think it is time we discussed a very important issue. There crapping
habits!


Did you ever stop and think about the crap super heroes have? Shouldn't there crap
be different from us normal humans.

Take superman for instance shouldn't his crap be hard like rocks? Shouldn't he be
denting the pipes every time he flushes? Is the plumber wondering what the hell is
going on that the pipes keep breaking/. I see it impossible for superman to crap
without damaging the pipes so either he is flying into space everytime he has to take
a dump or he keeps a piece of krtponite where the shit goes to weaken it and not
damage the pipes.

What about the Hulk? You know he can;t be a good whipper. And is the shit green.
And when he reverts back to banner is he like OH MY G-D that damn hulk crapped
again and did not wipe. His ass must sting for a week. And when he is cleaning is it
green. That must be disgusting.

Spiderman: Does his crap sometimes stick to the toilet bulb and he has to reach in
there and use his super strength to get it off. And then it gets stuck to his hands. We
all have seen it with boogas but imagine it with a big piece of crap!

Mr. Fantastic. Does his crap stretch and if it does can;t it be used for good somehow.
I imagine the stretching powers could be useful even though it would smell

Thing: Is he shitting rocks and would he have to use shining detergent to wipe his
ass. I just don;t see toilet paper working for him.

Shadowcat: Does her shit sometimes go through the toilet and then lands on
someone's head not expecting a damn thing. There must be a rule for her that she
can only crap on the ground floor.

Whose crap do you think smells the worst of all the super heroes? My money is Thor.
I have no reason to pick him but I just imagine Thors shit stinking to holy
hell!!!


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[mikeyboy]

I think someone spent too much time in the Mallrats thread.

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This message was edited by mikeyboy on 6-2-03 @ 5:59 PM

[CYYYFYYY]

Have no idea who the mallrats are..........


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Only Spider Jerusalem shits.

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[DJEvelEd]

Iron Man's iron feek uses rivits to curl the bowl.
(While Tony Stark just splatters the inside of the iron suit)

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(While Tony Stark just splatters the inside of the iron suit)


While he guzzles on a bottle of Absolut.

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i can only imagine what corn can do that a super hero craps. probably reform a cob.