I Call You Out!

[Christy]

I was just thinking about elementary school things kids do/say.

Remember ...

Sayings
- I call you out!
- I accept!
- Nice head!
- Duh!

Games
- Hopscotch
- Chinese Jump-rope {Loved that!}
- Miss Mary Mack
- Origami Fortune Teller

Any others?

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[FUNKMAN]

up your nose with a rubber hose



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[monsterone]

next to dodgeball, 4 square rocked!

[sr71blackbird]

In our school we would call someone a
"clown bag" or "douche bag" or schmuck
If somone was attached, he was "housed"

Another word for pussy was "doonkie"

Games== Soccer Baseball, Ringolevio, hide and seek and tag or course

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[ToddEVF]

my sister is in elementry school and her big saying is, "Fuck Off you son of a bitch"
I know its scary, but i guess she learned that saying from me. and she has just learned sarcasm and when to say certain things. She like to kick people in the nuts as well. . . that i didn't teach her. but i did teach her the proper response to, "Show me your horns"

My sister's going to need therapy as an adult

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[PanterA]

up your nose with a rubber hoseUp your ass with a piece of glass!

I dont shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up. Then your mom came around the corner and licked it up!

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[jafter]

Soccer Baseball

What is the difference between soccer baseball and kickball (besides the spelling).

Remember FIELD DAY

It was like elemetary school olympics. You got the little ribbons for shotput, discus, dashes, running around the entire school yard, long jump, and triple jump. I can't remember what other events we would have, but every year in gym you would practice and get ready for field day.

We need everyone to keep spreading the word about Ron and Fez. Get you friends, coworkers, hell anyone you talk to get them to listen.

[fluffernutter]

Then your mom came around the corner and licked it up!

Licking up Mommy's cum! YUMMY!

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[furie]

What is the difference between soccer baseball and kickball


none really. It's the same ball too, if i remmber correctly.

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[FUNKMAN]

how about choosing up sides...

eenie meanie miney moe
catch a tiger by the toe
if he hollars let him go
eenie meanie miney moe

my mother told me to pick the very best one...

"you're out"

sometimes it was a "peter piper" tune...

and how about "odds and evens" and "heads or tails"

and if you were playing stickball or practically any rubberball game, or wiffle ball, and it hit the electric or phone wires, or tree branch then it was

"interference man, do over" fucking pussy!

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[sr71blackbird]

Up your butt with a coconut!

I HATED dodge ball..I think they made it illegal in schools now.

Anyone ever light a bag of dog doodie and ring and run?


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[Jennitalia]

No it!
Do-over!
Red light, green light, 1, 2, 3!


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and i know i can feel bad
when i get in a bad mood
and the world can look so sad
only you make me feel good

[Wormwood]

"You can back-si-cut me"
Used when allowing a friend to get in back of you on the lunch line or where have you.

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PRAY FOR THE ETERNAL DAMNATION OF OLIVER CROMWELL'S SOUL

[Hawiian shirt craig]

i had to play janitor's closet... sometime with the janitor, sometimes with the principal...

-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T
HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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anal on the boss' couch since 1982....

[LatinSpiceXoX]

Down down baby
Down down the rollercoaster
Sweet sweet baby
I'll never let you go
Chimmey chimmey Cocoa Puff
Chimmey chimmey pow
Chimmey chimmey Cocoa Puff
Chimmey chimmey pow
I like water
I like tea
I like puertorican boys
Cuz they like me

So let's hear the rhythm of your head
ding-dong
Let's hear the rhythm of your head
ding-dong
Let's hear the rhythm of your hands
(clap clap)
Let's hear the rhythm of your hands
(clap clap)
Let's hear the rhythm of your feet
(stomp stomp)
Let's hear the rhythm of your feet
(stomp stomp)
Now let's hear the rhythm of your HOOOOOOT DOG!
Let's hear the rhythm of your HOOOOOOOT Dog!

Put it all together, and what do you get?
You get a (ding-dong) (clap clap) (stomp stomp) (HOOOOOOOOOOT DOG!)


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[theswert]

i use to play red rover?

[FUNKMAN]

if you don't tell anyone I have a wooden dick, then i won't tell anyone you have splinters in your mouth...

and how about all the "I'll hit you so hard" lines:

I'll hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style...

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[theswert]

anyone want a hurts donut? sure i want one. punch. owww. hurts dont it

[LatinSpiceXoX]

LMAO!!!! (out of style)

"I'll hit you so hard, your unborn kids will feel it"
(tacky)

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[newport king]

on it!! or at the arcade putting your quarter on the machine as if that meant nobody better even look at that thing while your quarter is there

~another newport king joint~

[FUNKMAN]

i'll hit you with so many rights you'll be begging for the left...



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[newport king]

there's gonna be 2 hits, me hitting you and you hitting the floor.

~another newport king joint~

[FUNKMAN]

LMAO!!!! (out of style)



hey Spice, where ya been?


I GOT CHIPS!!!!!!!!

we would say this when we brought our own ball to the game but had to leave early and you had to leave your ball behind so the rest of the guys could continue playing...

it meant that whoever broke or lost the ball had to pay for it...

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[LilLibra]

Down down baby...

Let's not forget the ever popular "Chitty chitty bang bang", "Numbers", or "Quack dilly-something or other." My six year old cousin comes to me to play those games and it weirds me out because I played them when I was her age. I think its about time some new games came around.

Steph

"Oh, I feel so deliciously white trash. Mummy, I want a mullet!" -Stewie Griffin, Family Guy

[starlight]

i saw ur mom
she opened up her legs
and sed cum on
must hav been scary
big black and hairy
i saw ur mom

wen i was in grade skool we sang this all the time

starlight

[high fly]

"One potato, two potato, three potato four..."
Later on I dug not only hearing that in a Fleshtones song, but actually being down front as Zaremba went down the row counting our "potatoes".
"Gittin' guys"--when we'd go around the neighborhood knocking on doors to get the other kids to come outside.
Another one I used to use a lot when it was time to stop the arguing was: "Wanna fight about it?"


" and they ask me why I drink"

[DJEvelEd]

Grab ass
Slap & Tickle
Swordfights
Snot eye
Cooties-we used to put our fingers up our butts and chase the girls around
(No I obviously didn't like sex then)

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[DJEvelEd]

"God Damn Son of a Bitch Song"
Camp Kadimah, Bayonne 1978

"Walking down Canal Street
Knocking on every door
God damn son of a bitch
Couldn't find a whore
Finally found a whore and
She was nice and thin
God damn son of a bitch
Couldn't get it in
Finally got it in and
Twisted it all about
God damn son of a bitch
Couldn't get it out
Finally got it out and
It was red and sore
The moral of the story is
Never fuck a whore"
(repeat 10x or until the bus driver stops the bus)

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[FUNKMAN]

how about the classic:

whistle while you work
hitler is a jerk
mussolini bit my weenie
now it doesn't work

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[Green Lantern]

How about I double dog dare you!!!

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[SatCam]

Remember FIELD DAY

Hah!!! how can you forget? My team always lost. I got a 3rd place award in 4th grade, and never got one again. It was unfair when I was on the team with the fat kids and the short kids. And one year my team had the slow bicycle race champain, and the stupid bitch didnt know the rules, and when she thought she won, she put her foot down, and the girl ahead of her (who would've been 2nd place) won!!!

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[jocefus]

Up your ass with a piece of glass!

Up your dick with a broomstick

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[DrewP]

I HATED dodge ball..I think they made it illegal in schools now.



Thanks to the PUSSIFICATION of America

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For being the #1 market, New York radio sucks. With out Ron and Fez and Opie and Anthony, we have nothing!!!

[Disúgrunútled]

Please someone remember this one...
Oom pom pay
Cocka doodle
Cocka day
La fee la fay
La oom pom pay

No one I know remembers this.

I am, and always will be,in a state of sulky dissatisfaction.

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[The Chairman]

Third grade:

"The Rubicon was crossed," used as a term describing a limit that when passed allows no return.

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I assassin down the avenue.
The Minneapolis Police are apparently following me though....
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2%

[RageCage]

I was walkin down the halls, scratchin my balls,
my dick got caught in the elevator walls,
all the ladies screamed, my dick turned green,
and that was the end of my ding-a-ling-a-ling.

My name is Tico, I live in Puerto Rico, I make five dollars a day, I give it to Lucy, she give me some pussy, and thats the American way.

Me Chinese, me play joke, me go peepee in your Coke.

There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance, there's a hole in the wall so the men can see it all.


Games: bloody knuckles, one for one, smear the queer, pencil fighting, mercy.

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Kool and the mother fuckin gang.

[DJEvelEd]

I was walkin down the halls, scratchin my balls,
my dick got caught in the elevator walls,
all the ladies screamed, my dick turned green,
and that was the end of my ding-a-ling-a-ling.

My name is Tico, I live in Puerto Rico, I make five dollars a day, I give it to Lucy, she give me some pussy, and thats the American way.

Me Chinese, me play joke, me go peepee in your Coke.

I remember ALL of these. You must be from NJ.

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[RageCage]

I remember ALL of these. You must be from NJ.


Nope. I'm from DC.

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Kool and the mother fuckin gang.

[Duke]

red rover should be illegal

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[FUNKMAN]

how abot when someone said something like:

"yeah, well you sucked his dick"

and you would say:

"yeah, but it was with your mouth"

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