Almost Legal!

[Fallon]

Screw the Olsen Twins, this chick can suck the peel off a banana and she's almost legal!!!
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=1778&e=3&u=/030530/170/48hrn.html

<center><img border=1 src="http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/aggie2323/borquesig.jpg"><font color=#0033FF>
"Hey slut! I'm writing a letter to your mother telling her you're a whore!"</font>
<b>-Martha Stewart</b></center>
<font color=#FFFFFF>

[Tall_James]

Mmmmm...new batch material!

<img src=http://users.rcn.com/jamespatton/boundries.jpg>

the forgotten 98%

[mikeyboy]

You don't want to know what she had to do for those beads.

<IMG SRC="http://www.angelfire.com/film/mikeyboy/sig11.jpg">

I am an American aquarium drinker

[kc7586]

province's most important tourist attraction
just goes to show just how interesting it is over there.

<marquee>I am woman hear me roar, bitch, and whine.</marquee>
<center>
<img src="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=kc7586">
</center>


<marquee behavior=alternate scrolldelay=30>Vampire girls suck....</marquee>
Good girls are bad girls that dont get caught.
Life's a bitch.....then you strangle one.

[JustJon]

party at her place

<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon8.jpg"><BR><A href="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com">Chaotic Concepts</a>

[TheGameHHH]

if that doesn't make you hard, i don't know what will

<img src= http://wwfallon.homestead.com/files/RFnetTheGameHHH2.jpg>

[DrewP]

There is no way this is legal, even if she's 18, there are laws against it in most states. Good thing there is no law in New Jersey.

Just check out this site.





http://www.totse.com/en/law/justice_for_all/beastlaw.html


<IMG SRC="http://www.geocities.com/drewp2112/sigpic_12_26_2002.jpg">

For being the #1 market, New York radio sucks. Aside from R & F and O & A, there is nothing worth listening to.

Now we have NOTHING!!!

See Ya, DrewP

[FUNKMAN]

she's hot...

probably got a nice red hiney too...

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Bangkok. Go figure.

<IMG SRC="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/gpigking/myhomepage/alicesig.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US">
thank you dcpete!

I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.

[CaptClown]

Bangkok. Go figure.

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble...
I can feel the Devil moving next to me

Director of the C.Y.A. Society.
Field Marshal of the K.I.S.S. Army
http://f3.grp.yahoofs.com/v1/AHDJPoIZetYZn6mDxKk4NwcKLN3-tOlWuRETgM79wScHeN3FKCh5sjPfci7fzOZ0mRkyCtLx04tARY UqziGTMEFJAh8/sig_captclown.gif

[HordeKing1]

17 is the age of consent in NY not 18.

Bestiality however, is not condoned by the penal code no matter how old the animal.

<img src="http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/hking1">

[FUNKMAN]

by the penal code


how come there is no "clital code"?

just another way us guys get the short end...

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

[Tall_James]

I hear she's into scat. She throws her feces all over the place.

<img src=http://users.rcn.com/jamespatton/boundries.jpg>

[Aggie]

I didn't know you liked black girls Fallon.

<IMG SRC="http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/aggie2323/njsig.jpg">
Go New Jersey!!
I <3 Marty

[Contra]

if there was a comedy pyramid here i think aggie just topped it

Another Contra and LSP joint production
<img src=http://members.aol.com/tromatizedtodd/sigpics/contra1.gif>
The Fate Of Destruction Is Also The Joy Of Rebirth

[Heavy]

17 is the age of consent in NY not 18.


Are you serious?

Mad props to Fluff for the sig and C.O.soup for hosting!
<img src="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/canofsoup15/images/jwaddsig.gif">
138%

Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[Aggie]

Yes he's serious Wadd....they are different in every state, there's a website with all the ages listed. I'm pretty surprised you didn't know this sooner....you're missing out on a whole lot of bangable chicks.

<IMG SRC="http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/aggie2323/njsig.jpg">
Go New Jersey!!
I <3 Marty

[TheMojoPin]

you're missing out on a whole lot of bangable chicks.

Nah, he already did that just by waking up this morning.

<img src="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=TheMojoPin">
2% << December boys got it BAD. >> "You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Heavy]

you're missing out on a whole lot of bangable chicks.


Well actually I'm not. But i sure will sleep better knowing this!

Mad props to Fluff for the sig and C.O.soup for hosting!
<img src="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/canofsoup15/images/jwaddsig.gif">
138%

Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[Heavy]

Hold on now, Amy Fisher was 17 and Joey did time for banging her.

Mad props to Fluff for the sig and C.O.soup for hosting!
<img src="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/canofsoup15/images/jwaddsig.gif">
138%

Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[FUNKMAN]

Amy Fisher was 17 and Joey did time for banging her.



that's cause they were both ugly...

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

[SatCam]

http://www.shelales.com/images/Bali%20Photos/Monkey%20grooming%20her%20baby.jpg
I hear Monkies like to eat eachother out :)

<IMG SRC="http://satcam.4t.com/sig42_general_mariobros.jpg">
<A HREF=http://www.satelitecam.tk>>>RnF Site: Bit and Drop archive</A> (Yes, I'm working on updating it.)
<A HREF=http://www.oldronandfezpages.tk>>>Old Ron and Fez WNEW Pages<A>

This message was edited by SateliteCam on 6-3-03 @ 9:11 PM

[ToddEVF]

Hold on now, Amy Fisher was 17 and Joey did time for banging her.


no, he was put in jail for consorting in attempting the murder of his wife

<font size=2 color=333366>
<marquee behavior=alternate scrolldelay=30>I've been Tromatized!</marquee>
</font><IMG SRC=http://members.aol.com/thetoddsterlsp/sigpics/thetoddster6.gif><marquee>hes really the betstst - AngelAmy/todds the man - canofsoup15/todd is the shiznit! - Contra/Toddevf just rocks that much he gets two appriciation threads, but whatever - DCReed/dint mean to come down on him earlier. . . I like Todd - Doogie76/And he supports my nicotine-fits - DynamiteK/But it's great to see the end result with Todd!! - Gaia/How can I be the man if he's the man?!? - FlavorSaver/Todd Rocks and has a HUGE cock. . . so I heard!!!! - Green Lantern/i can actually say that i love the little fuck - GrlNiN/This must be done WITH GERMAN EFFICIANCY! - GrimSanity/Todd Will always be a DARLING! - LatinSpiceXoX/your the bestest, greatest, coolest todd! - Lulu/TODD EVF RULZ THE SCHOOL - NJDMMoe/I like Toddevf. He seems like a fine young gentleman. - pinkyfloyd/I appreciate my Mini-Me! - RonFez Mark/I like the sleezy way Todd puts a watermark in their. Kudos! - SateliteCam/So screw all the Todd-haters! - Shorty/I admire todd's ability to slyly and skillfully turn any and every thread into one about HIM - TheMojoPin</marquee>
<a href=http://www.showchoir.com/~justinc79/troma/terror_media/toddster.wav> The Toddster!!! (sound clip) </a href>
<a href=http://www.lostsanity.net/cgistor/yabb/yabb.pl> Lost Sanity Forum </a href>

[FUNKMAN]

feast your eyes...

http://www.szgdocent.org/pp/p-bab8.jpg

[SatCam]

That's one big ass colon!

<IMG SRC="http://satcam.4t.com/sig42_general_mariobros.jpg">
<A HREF=http://www.satelitecam.tk>>>RnF Site: Bit and Drop archive</A> (Yes, I'm working on updating it.)
<A HREF=http://www.oldronandfezpages.tk>>>Old Ron and Fez WNEW Pages<A>

[FUNKMAN]

That's one big ass colon!


you said it brother...

talk about Lord Of The Ring...phew


<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">