Attention DMM: Bacon Air Freshener

[guttersnipe]

http://www.atomicbooks.com/images/baconairfreshener.jpg

Bacon Air Freshener
Sizzling bacon scent!
This unlikely Bacon Air Freshener is the perfect way to brighten any carnivore's day. Put one up in the family room and everyone will have a sudden craving for a BLT. Each has a handy string for hanging.
(2003, Accoutrements, 4-inches tall) $1.95

Available at the amazing Atomic Books in good ol' Charm City.

Link to page where you can buy this marvelous air freshener:

http://www.atomicbooks.com/cgi-bin/perlshop.cgi?ACTION=thispage&thispage=new052303.html&ORDER_ID=152144700

Link to Atomic Books, which I dearly miss:

http://www.atomicbooks.com/

~guttersnipe

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[Christy]

How could no one reply to this funny thread?

A Bacon Air Freshener!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a vegetarian, and I would still buy it! :-)



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[FUNKMAN]

i don't think it would last long in Moe's car... he'd be munching on it while sitting in traffic...

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[Death Metal Moe]

............my prayers have been ANSWERED!

Thank you guttersnipe!!!! I need a GROSS of these goddamn things!!!

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[Reephdweller]

Hmmmmm how did I miss this one!

Nice, I want one!!!

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[kc7586]

that is so great, but it would only make me want bacon when i know i couldnt have any for a while, that would drive me insane.

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[Death Metal Moe]

that is so great, but it would only make me want bacon when i know i couldnt have any for a while, that would drive me insane.


Where do you live? Nazi Germany? GO BUY BACON!!

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[kc7586]

Where do you live? Nazi Germany? GO BUY BACON!!
i have bacon, lots of it, but not in the car where this air freshener would most likely be, thus i would be away from the bacony goodness, and if i was in a car i would most likey not have time to stop somewhere for cooked bacon.

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[guttersnipe]

............my prayers have been ANSWERED!
Thank you guttersnipe!!!! I need a GROSS of these
goddamn things!!!

You're quite welcome, DMMoe. Does this mean I have
made reparations we are friends now? :)

~guttersnipe


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[The Chairman]

Is it nitrite free?

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[Death Metal Moe]

You're quite welcome, DMMoe. Does this mean I have
made reparations we are friends now?


Oh come now Guttersnipe. I never really had a problem with you. Your close association with Perrynoid made me weary of you, but now that you seem to have left him far behind you, I don't even have that.

Keep the bacony goodness coming and we'll be friends till the end.

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After eating some bacon, you'll need 3 in the bathroom!

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