Don't balance my change on my bills, FUCKWAD!

[Johnny Fontane]

These cashiers that balance your change on your bills should die of cancer. What's up with that? I'm not talking about one or two coins, I'm talking about a whole mess of change balanced precariously on your bills just so you can drop it.

Put the coins in my fucking hand, or I will have to kill you!

Do they do this on purpose?

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Prozac anyone?

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[East Side Dave]

I agree, Johnny. I also hate it when those fuckers at 7-11 pick my brain and telepathically tell me to mow other people's lawns.





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[Knowledged_one]

OH my goodness poor you, stupid clerks assuming you had the coordination to handle money that was resting on paper without spilling it. I guess they assume to much to think you have any manual dexterity.

Heavens to Merketroid, does the short bus just drop you off at the front of these stores

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[Reephdweller]

Put the coins in my fucking hand, or I will have to kill you!


or at the very least bite their pillows.

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[sr71blackbird]

I kinda like not having to touch their skin when I get the change. They make kind of a dollar bill taco with a coin filling, its kinda neat. I hate when they start handing you stuff right after they gave you the change and your fumbling around trying to put away the money and juggling bags of stuff.

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[Hoojibs]

I use to work in retail for like 3 years so this is actally a pet peeve of mine. I use to ring them up and tell them the total. I then put out my hand and they would put the money right next to my hand and not on it or my favorite basically throw the money at me. After I left there I always put money in someone's hand.

But, some people may not like touching other peoples hands even it is just to drop a bunch of change. Don't take it personally maybe they are just a germaphobe.

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This message was edited by Hoojibs on 5-29-03 @ 9:36 AM

[Arienette]

i really hate that, too.. i'm always the big spaz who drops all the change everywhere. and i can never figure out whether to put the change in its little pocket first, or the bills in their home.

as far as the skin touching thing, it is possible to put change in someone's hand as opposed to balancing it on the paper money without touching them. i try to put out my hand in such a way that they know that i want them to hand me the change separately. often, they understand, and comply without touching my flesh.

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