Getting sick at school

[pinkyfloyd]

I had a terrible headache and almost blew chunks walking out of the elementary school library. I managed to hold it down until I got home. I also got pinkeye in elementary school. Once in junior high, I got strep throat and had to be sent home. Other than that I was pretty lucky; luckier than some other kids I went to school with. One girl in elemenary school barfed in the doorway of our classroom, as we were lining up to go home. It looked like tiny little meatballs-it was nasty. I'll never forget, when I was in the third grade, a friend of mine was standing at the front of the classroom talking to our teacher, when, out of nowhere, she just fainted. My desk was just to the right of where she fell, and me and the girl at the desk on the other side of where she fell, just stared at each other in amazement. Our teacher started completely freaking out and shrieking to get the nurse. It was pretty cool. Good memories....

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[FUNKMAN]

we had a Janitor named Arnesto, this was in Holy Rosary Grammar School in Jersey City...

he had plenty of sawdust for when kids threw up...

hey, do you remember going to the Nurse's office to get hernia tests? and shots?

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[Death Metal Moe]

I know I've told this before, but it's gross and bears repeating.

I was in like 3rd grade, and my mom sent meto school even though I said I was sick. I guess she thought I was faking.

Anyway, I had a winter coat on that zipped up over my mouth to the bottom of my nose. Hey, no wonder I was an outcast!

Well if I wasn't, I soon would be. I puked, and the coat collar made my vomit erupt up into the air, getting all over the back of the kid sitting next to me.

But he didn't notice until a few minutes later. Maybe when the vomit juice soaked through his clothes.

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[mdr55]

what was the deal where they tell you to cough? During that hernia test.

[sr71blackbird]

Remember them red dye pills they gave us to show us how bad our plaque was? The big teeth and huge tooth brush?
I remember our janitor would sprinkle this funky smelling shit over the puke, I cant for the life of me describe it, Im sure it was some kind of antibacterial absorbing powder.
When I was young, I use to want to get an "ice pack" that the nurse would give kids who got hurt. I would go down to her and tell her I got hurt so she would give me one, but she never did till I really did get hurt! I hated that woman!
I went to a Catholic grade school and once, when I was in second grade, I was pushed by an older kid into a huge puddle and my green school pants got totally soaked. I went to the convent and they gave me a girls green and yellow tartan skirt to wear for the rest of the day! Humiliating! I shoulda just sat there with my wet balls all day. Good thing I didnt go to the rectory huh??

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[Duke]

i never go to school of i am sick but i do get sent home some times (i get bad stomch aches and i feel like i am going to throw up)


Thinking about that i got sooooooooooooo sick last sat. and Sun. it was the wrost i ever felt in years.. Well, i guess i am a healthy guy i only get sick once in a blue moon.

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[DeltaPin]

All I remember about the nurse's office was that Pepto Bismol cured everything from headaches & stomach aches to broken arms. No matter what the ailment that's all she seemed to every give out.

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[MASTER WINDU]

when i was in second grade I ate a whole box of ludens cherry cough drops and blew chunks all over the art room. "OK TERRIFIC!"

[ToddEVF]

5th grade, i was going for perfect attendence (what a loser i was), and felt ill. instead of staying home i went to school. It might have been the school lunch, but after i finished my meal, i puked all over the table. It looked like i was a firehose. definately projectile. i was sent home and put on bed rest for 3 days with a very bad somache virus. I didn't get that perfect attendence that year, or any year after that. . . i'm still crushed over it

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[newport king]

In 1st grade it was at the end of june and school hadn't ended yet. I remember it was this time of year because satan had just walked past me and took his shirt off because it was so hot in the classroom. Anyway my mom gave me a bologna sammich for lunch. Now i don't know what any of you did in grade school but we kept our lunch in our desks.
Well the bottom part of the desk was tin so it kind of heated my precious bologna up so that the second after i ate it i proceded to ralph on the girl next to me. Haven't had bologna since.
And was the school nurse ever REALLY qualified to do a scholiosis test, i just think she liked seeing young boys with their shirts off. This test consisted of running a ball point pen down my spine. Hey thanks.

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[HBox]

One time I laughed so hard a huge load of snot flew out of my nose and all over my desk. Lucky for me, 3 classmates saw it. Fun times.........

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[McNabbShouldDie]

I never got sick in school except once and it was one of the worst experiences in my life.

I was in 4th grade and I woke up one day sick as a mofo. I took a crap before school but my stomach was still killing me. My mom wouldnt let me stay home so all day im in school basically pushing my asscheeks together so i didnt crap myself in the middle of class(because of course as a kid I had this thing about not crapping in public bathrooms) Anyway, i make it to 1:30 and all of sudden I feel it. That feeling where you absolutely know your gonna crap in like 10 seconds. I ask to go to the bathroom and jet out of the class. Just as i make it into the bathroom it happens. Diarhea like erupts out of my ass. I get my pants down and my underwear are half filled with rhea. Then its still coming out, I get some on the floor and like half the seat.
So now Im standing there, with underwear filled with crap infront of a toilet half-covered in crap and I have no idea what to do. In the end, I just cleaned everything up with toilet paper, threw my underwear in the garbage and went without underwear the rest of the day.
I got home and threw up everything i tried to eat or drink that night. It turned out I had a badass virus.

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[Johnny Fontane]

I get my pants down and my underwear are half filled with rhea.


Rhea. I like that.

Damn that was horrific.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I never got sick in school. I did get stung by a wasp. I milked it for all it was worth.

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[ToddEVF]

I never got sick in school. I did get stung by a wasp. I milked it for all it was worth.


Thats what has to be done, you always have to milk the simplest of injuries

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[Zipgun]

Once when I was in elementary school, the lunch for the day was Chow Mein. So the grand scheme went into effect. I got a whole mouthful of the stuff, and then spit it out in front of the lunchlady. It looked just like puke. I was sent to the nurse, and immediately excused for the rest of the day.

Super Genius.

And as a footnote, the pink sawdust stuff the janitor uses to clean up kid vomit is called Vo-Ban. Just something I remembered. So there ya go.

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[high fly]

puking in school---always good for a laugh.

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