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HBox
05-27-2003, 11:53 AM
Here is a lovely article:http://www.msnbc.com/news/918440.asp?0cv=CB20

The Senate twice has passed legislation to prevent the new Homeland Security Department from doing business with companies that relocate overseas, but both times the provision was removed from the final bill by House Republican leaders.
Jonathan Grella, a spokesman for House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, R-Texas, said the issue should be addressed as part of an overhaul of the tax system. Republicans have blamed high U.S. taxes for the problem.


Hmm. I wonder how Republicans and the IRS would feel if I didn't pay my taxes. Would that be OK because my taxes are too high?

phixion
05-27-2003, 12:43 PM
now the CEO's of these company's are tehy getting that massive tax break that they oh-so deserve? cuz the company's they run arent paying taxes that they should be.....i think if we cant tax their company we should over tax them...

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A.J.
05-28-2003, 02:34 AM
Gimme Shelter.

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TheMojoPin
05-28-2003, 02:44 AM
From The Taxman?

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A.J.
05-28-2003, 03:06 AM
As long as I have Money. And please don't give me that do goody good bullshit.

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TheMojoPin
05-28-2003, 12:21 PM
Work hard every day
6 days a week
I'm barely gettin' by
my future looks bleak.
Business was good,
the debt was reduced
I still got no money
Uncle Sam don't give a hoot.

I got the blues,
tax lady blues
She says I owe, to work I go
the tax lady blues.

Gotta see my tax lady
April 15th is near
bring a shoebox full of receipts
She'll make my money disappear
She works the numbers over
then gives me a call
My tax lady says, "Don't spend that money.
You owe it all!"

I got the blues,
tax lady blues.
She says I owe, to work I go
the tax lady blues.

What do you mean I owe?
I have no money in the bank.
I have a profit?
How can that be?
I thought I'd get a refund this year!

By April 15th
that dreaded day of the year
I'll need me a shrink
that's one thing that's clear
I sold all my stock
to pay the tax bill
Unlucky me,
they were down from corporate ill

I got the blues,
tax lady blues
the taxpayin, calculatin, pocketpickin
tax lady blues.

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Tazz
05-28-2003, 12:32 PM
They're not paying taxes because they relocated overseas.

Hmm. I wonder how Republicans and the IRS would feel if I didn't pay my taxes. Would that be OK because my taxes are too high?


If you moved overseas, you wouldn't have to either.

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HBox
05-28-2003, 05:59 PM
They're not paying taxes because they relocated overseas.


PUH-LEESE!!!!!!!! Most of these corporations "overseas headquartes" are offices with a handful of employees or not even an office, just a P.O. Box. This is only a borderline "legal" method of evading taxes, and Congress will never go after them. However, if I tried to get a P.O. Box in Titty Fuck, Africa and payed no taxes claiming I lived in Africa, I'd be in fucking jail.

Are you really that gullible?

Bergalad
05-28-2003, 07:02 PM
Titty Fuck, Africa

Do they have a Chamber of Commerce I can contact? With the $15 billion in Aids aid going there, sounds like a great place to live.

HBox
05-28-2003, 07:11 PM
Do they have a Chamber of Commerce I can contact? With the $15 billion in Aids aid going there, sounds like a great place to live.


Thanks to their native sexual rituals, AIDS isn't a problem. So it is a great place to live, because of said native sexual rituals.

mdr55
05-28-2003, 09:13 PM
If you don't like the way America is runned, you pinky commies, get the F out!!!! Don't be player hating Capitalism. Like all the stuff you own was made here...PLEZ!!! Every little bit to save and accumolate more money helps. Next thing you know, you'll be knocking the new tax cut that Bush is putting into effect. Stop blaming the Replubicans for everything that goes wrong in this country. As far as I know, we live in a democracy and if you pass blame to one, you must place blame on the other. After all Democrats and Republicans are all one and the same, we just pretend to believe that they're different.

FiveB247
05-28-2003, 09:41 PM
Maybe if I disagree with policy and am a "pinko commie"....I should move...my PO Box overseas creating a tax loophole. Corporate America.....nah?




Bought and sold.

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TheMojoPin
05-28-2003, 09:54 PM
Way to fall right into his badly disguised pit, Five.

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