Junior Army Officers Beaten With Dildo

[Reephdweller]

Russian Army commander Captain Damir Ilyasov was found guilty of beating his junior officers with a black latex dildo. He received a 2-year suspended sentence and has been stripped of his rank and removed from his post.

Private Ruslan Machnev (charged with desertion) told officials he had run away because of nightly beatings from Ilyasov and his dildo. The so-called night formations involved waking the soldiers and checking their uniforms after they were lined up.

Soldiers found to have untidy uniforms were beaten with the dildo. Machnev said Ilyasov directed relentless taunting at him. At his military court hearing, Ilyasov's officers defended him saying that he only hit them lightly with the dildo.

Source: www.ananova.com


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Was it "Comrade 'Hatchet' Harry?"

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[reeshy]

he only hit them lightly with the dildo


See-it was done with love!!!

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[furie]

Army? sounds more like the Navy to me...

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[kc7586]

Ilyasov's officers defended him saying that he only hit them lightly with the dildo.

see they liked it, now theyre just gonna have to beat each other with dildos

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You can't beat that with a dick.

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[Roadgirl3]

Is it possible to enlist in the Russian army and still retain one's US citizenship?

Hope I die before I get old... oops, too late, I am old!

[furie]

Is it possible to enlist in the Russian army and still retain one's US citizenship?


yes.

There are only two ways to lose US citizenship. One is to have it taken away by a federal judge if it was discovered that you obtain citizenship through fraud, or you were ineligible in the first place. This only applies to naturalized citizens.

For those born a US citizen, the only way to lose it is to renounce US citizenship while outside the US and only during a time of war. this has to be done in front of a state dept official in a US embassy.

I know you were just joking, but i thought i'd throw that little fact out there.


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This message was edited by furie on 5-27-03 @ 3:56 PM

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Army?...sounds like Navy to me...


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This message was edited by El Mudo on 5-27-03 @ 3:43 PM