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Hawiian shirt craig
05-25-2003, 07:53 AM
Why do they make spandex in 4X? if you're a 300 lbs woman you should be gassed, bagged, and fitted with a radio colar to warn of your approach to the "fitness apparel section" of sears. this doesn't make them bad people, as most of you know i'm a big feller too, but i dont wear nut huggers and wife beaters.

its called self respect ladies, lay off shit that streches just so you dont have to buy new clothes every 40 lbs.

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TheMojoPin
05-25-2003, 08:34 AM
Jealous?

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Disúgrunútled
05-25-2003, 09:27 AM
Spandex, it's a privilege, not a right!


I am, and always will be,in a state of sulky dissatisfaction.

kc7586
05-25-2003, 01:54 PM
spandex in 4X, 300 lb woman
oh dear god ::shudders::

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Supervixen
05-25-2003, 02:19 PM
You should try to be a nicer person, Craig. Think of the fact that a lot of these women cant FIND other clothes to fit them. Spandex IS stretchy.

Im sure not everyone thinks you look excellent in everything you wear either ;P

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miss_V9
05-25-2003, 03:39 PM
I think it's delicious..

..and im out like Ol' Yeller..

sr71blackbird
05-25-2003, 05:10 PM
You and me vixen...U and me

ADF
05-25-2003, 06:05 PM
You're breaking some new comedy ground with this bit.

How about that airplane food? It's awful!

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FUNKMAN
05-25-2003, 06:12 PM
i have this fantasy that includes spandex and a straight edge razor...

anyway...

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Heavy
05-25-2003, 06:21 PM
You do realize spandex can be worn under clothes right?

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Hawiian shirt craig
05-26-2003, 06:49 AM
You're breaking some new comedy ground with this bit.

How about that airplane food? It's awful!

and whats the deal with cab drivers?!


i appologize for the recycled topic, but i am working in a mall as we speak and lets just say my disgust hasn't faded.

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East Side Dave
05-26-2003, 07:02 AM
And what's da deal with potatoes? They're neither pot nor toes. WHat da deal, Spilly?


















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swiss miss
05-26-2003, 10:18 AM
You ready V? lets go get em......


didnt know spandex came that big

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Roadgirl3
05-26-2003, 02:06 PM
Really! There's nothing like seeing someone who looks like a bag of basketballs with a head...

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05-26-2003, 02:38 PM
Grape Nuts. You open the box, no grapes, no nuts! What's the deal?!

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Roadgirl3
05-26-2003, 03:55 PM
Do you think I should be contemplating suicide because I spend too much time on this website? Or is it actually normal???

Hope I die before I get old... oops, too late, I am old!

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05-26-2003, 04:34 PM
Do you think I should be contemplating suicide because I spend too much time on this website? Or is it actually normal???
No, you've just fallen into our trap!

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Green Lantern
05-26-2003, 05:24 PM
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This is the kind o spandex that works for me :-)

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05-26-2003, 05:35 PM
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Geppetto
05-26-2003, 05:44 PM
One size does not fit all!!

And as for not being able to find any cloths that fit those sweat pants come in some pretty large sizes.

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DeltaPin
05-26-2003, 09:06 PM
Why do they make spandex in 4X? if you're a 300 lbs woman you should be gassed, bagged, and fitted with a radio colar to warn of your approach to the "fitness apparel section" of sears.
That sounds so HOT!

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05-27-2003, 12:45 PM
WHAT IS UP WITH HAWAIIAN SHIRTS?!?!?

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Aggie
05-27-2003, 01:23 PM
It doesn't matter how fat you are. Anyone wearing spandex (for other than athletic reasons) should be arrested by the fashion police anyway.

I guess the time warped world of Plattsburgh has wet your appetite for girls in spandex.

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Knowledged_one
05-27-2003, 01:33 PM
Like Martin Lawrence said if you weigh more then 250 stay the f**k outta spandex. It makes you look like you are storing a sack of knots by your ass

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Hawiian shirt craig
05-27-2003, 07:48 PM
I guess the time warped world of Plattsburgh has wet your appetite for girls in
spandex.


no i'm back home in westchester. people aren't fat in teh burgh, they
all work 18 hour days LOL the economy is great up there b/c its construction
base


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HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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