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LiquidCourage
05-24-2003, 11:33 PM
My friend and I were playing beer pong against his sister's boyfriend and his friend (who's a queer, 100%)
These kids were pissing me off. Whenever we'd go to shoot they'd wave their hands everywhere over the cups like little girls to try and distract us. I've never seen anyone try and pull that shit. I wanted to start swinging at these kids. We won, but only by a few cups. Anyway, I was fucking pissed!
That's completely uncalled for.
grlNIN
05-24-2003, 11:43 PM
If he was gay you should've whipped your dicks out to give him some distracting eye candy.
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Arienette
05-25-2003, 04:13 AM
that's what you get for associating with them queers.
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TheMojoPin
05-25-2003, 08:35 AM
Beer pong etiquette? Are you sure you were playing it right? Perhaps this is sign #23654 that you're too old to be playing a frat game...
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Reephdweller
05-25-2003, 09:28 AM
My friend and I were playing beer pong against his sister's boyfriend and his friend (who's a queer, 100%)
Don't you know by now to not get involved with any kind of "pong" with the queers?
Whatssamatta with you???
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Tenbatsuzen
05-25-2003, 09:43 AM
Anyone who plays beer pong like it's the seventh game of the stanley cup finals deserves to be slapped no matter what. It's a fucking DRINKING GAME.
Madden on the PS2, that's an entirely different story.
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Fallon
05-25-2003, 12:52 PM
Hell yeah ten!
I went 0-1-1 in beer pong a couple weeks ago. Blast!
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kc7586
05-25-2003, 01:52 PM
I wanted to slap the shit out of this kid
but if you slap a queer they will bitch slap you back and enjoy it. and besides its not nice to hit girls.
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Arienette
05-25-2003, 08:06 PM
and besides its not nice to hit girls.just this once? pleeeeeease?
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TeRRoR
05-25-2003, 08:47 PM
i've never played beer pong in my life... i've always viewed it as a "dumb fratboy game". and it has never served any interest in me.
play a real game like....
"beat the kid down who looks at you wrong"
or
"talk shit to the next person you see"
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Fallon
05-25-2003, 08:58 PM
i've always viewed it as a "dumb fratboy game". and it has never served any interest in me.
It's fun and takes skill.
It's also a lot more fun if your already loaded. I played the first game of the night, then again a couple hours later and the second game was MUCH better.
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whoopsy
05-26-2003, 12:18 AM
I get so annoyed by yahoos who take drinking games so seriously... There was always the guy who took "asshole" just a bit too seriously. "I'm the president, drink, fucking finish it, you've got to do what I say, I'm the president". Alright, chief, calm down, relax.....
Death Metal Moe
05-26-2003, 05:29 PM
How about the second they won't play fair, you stop.
Do you HAVE to drink? I mean, come on. Drinking sucks anyway.
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Geppetto
05-26-2003, 06:12 PM
I get so annoyed by yahoos who take drinking games so seriously...
Its kind of like they forgot the point isn't to win it's for everyone to get drunk.
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Fallon
05-31-2003, 03:51 AM
I fucking owned last night in beer pong. My team won the first four games of the night largely due to my awesome play. Played okay a few times after that, but got pretty fucked up as the night went on.
We played full contact rebounds, at one point I tackled this dude and he dropped his hamburger. Good times, good times.
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This message was edited by WWFallon on 5-31-03 @ 7:53 AM
stickyfingers
05-31-2003, 10:53 AM
I get so annoyed by yahoos who take drinking games so seriously...
while its true that some people take it very serious there are times that it becomes a serious game...i can't remember the last time that a long night of beer pong domination didn't end with some halfwit challenging me for money...at that point i tell this person that we are playing 'call your cup' no rearranging and they always agree....and i end up buying lunch for everyone the next day and the best part is that its on whoever challenges me...never fails
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