I need your help...

[SpicyMcHaggis]

I'm running for student council president at my school, and I need you guys to help me make a couple of good slogans. If you need any help with rhyming, my name is Mike, and I'm sure there are plenty of good words to rhyme with Mike. I've already got a couple of good ones, but you guys seem to be really good with your sig phrases, I'd figure I'd come here for some good ones. I really appreciate anyone who helps me on this.

"It's always better when served Spicy..."

[Johnny Fontane]

Spicy, let me tell you what worked for me. I was elected freshman class president in 1979 by simply running as "M.C. Mike" on the ballot. I did not campaign at all, but everyone voted for me. Nobody even knew who "M.C. Mike" was.

I was hated for the rest of the year, but that's besides the point. Find out if you can run as M.C. Mike, and don't campaign at all.

Good luck!

"I want you to go tonight; I want you to talk to this movie bigshot, and settle this business for Johnny. Now, if there's nothing else, I'd like to go to my daughter's wedding."

[Reephdweller]

I LIKE MIKE!

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[Def Dave in SC]

Just put up solid color posters with your name on them in a contrasting color. Put up as many of these as possible and hope you get voted for.

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
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Much Love to my Homies dcpete, Todd EVF, PanterA, and Tall_James

UCF:AYBABTU

[reeshy]

"MIKE LIKES DYKES"

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Thanks Reef

[Heavy]

"Dykes Like Mike"

Mad props to Fluff for the sig and C.O.soup for hosting!
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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[guttersnipe]

Your grandparents liked Ike,
You should like Mike!

~snipe


I got tired of looking at my own eyes
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[swiss miss]

im sorry spicy.....i saw your name...is that a DKM
referance??


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**thank you to that SWEET secret sig pic fairy for my bouncing star, you ROCK**

[Wormwood]

Spicy McHaggis For Boston!!!

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IRELAND UNFREE SHALL NEVER BE AT PEACE

[IrishAlkey]

My name isn't George!

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[canofsoup15]

Whatever you do, dont try to be quirky by using AIM speech such as "vote 4 me" or "i want u 2 vote for me" because that just shows laziness and little intelligence. Besides, i wouldnt vote for somebody as my president if they cant spell the word to, for, or you.

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Cannot kill the family.
Battery is found in me.
BATTERY!

[SpicyMcHaggis]

im sorry spicy.....i saw your name...is that a DKM
referance??



Yes, indeed it is, and yes Wormwood, indeed the do.

"It's always better when served Spicy..."

[TheMojoPin]

dont try to be quirky by using AIM speech such as "vote 4 me" or "i want u 2 vote for me" because that just shows laziness and little intelligence.

BUT...it might trick people into thinking that they're voting 4 Prince. And maybe a little bit of his funky Purpleness is what his school REALLY needs...

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2% << December boys got it BAD. >> "You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

[zappa]

ENRICH YOUR PSYCHE WHEN YOU VOTE FOR

MIKEY!

[zappa]

IT WON'T BE THE THIRD REICH
IF YOU VOTE FOR MIKE!


(FOR THE JEWISH VOTERS)

[zappa]

THE BEST LEADER TO COME DOWN THE PIKE...
IGNORE THE REST AND VOTE FOR MIKE!

[zappa]

(INTO THE ABYSS) I WON'T LET 'EM DRAG US...
SEE THE LIGHT AND VOTE MCHAGGIS!





This message was edited by zappa on 5-25-03 @ 6:50 AM

[zappa]

ALL THE OTHER RUNNERS SHOULD TAKE A HIKE

THEY'RE JUST FOLLOWING MY LEAD, SO VOTE FOR
MIKE!



This message was edited by zappa on 5-25-03 @ 3:00 PM

[Contra]

you're just doing this to get laid arent you?

sly devil you

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The Fate Of Destruction Is Also The Joy Of Rebirth

[schmega]

I am the Red Dragon. Before me you will tremble.

[zappa]

THE STUDENTS CAN DO WHATEVER THEY LIKE
EVEN F**K IN THE RESTROOMS
IF YOU VOTE FOR MIKE!




That's the winning slogan!!!

This message was edited by zappa on 5-25-03 @ 3:31 PM

[Supervixen]

This is really horrible, but I helped my friend with his student advisory board elections, and I got a pic from Buddy Christ off the internet and under it typed :

Christ Wants you to vote for (name here) on Election day!

I also found a pic of alf drunk with a bottle of champagne in his hand and typed:
Alf wants you to party with (name here) on election day

I need sig pic help. Im a message board gimp.

[SpicyMcHaggis]

you're just doing this to get laid arent you?

sly devil you


Oh! You caught me! No, seriously I do want to become president, and yes it would be an extra bonus if I got laid as well. I mean, come on, I'm in a co-ed catholic school. Insert fantasy here.

"It's always better when served Spicy..."

[Mike Teacher]

I'm not sure on the slogan, but whenever you address your fellow students and theyre not paying attention, at the top of your lungs, Scream:

WHAT DO I HAVE TO SAY?!?!
THIS IS NOT A BIT!!!!

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