How To Jack Off

[Disúgrunútled]

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I thought you guys were born with this knowledge.


I am, and always will be,in a state of sulky dissatisfaction.

[ADF]

These people have way too much time on their hands.

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[Heavy]

yeah, hold up while I purchase that lunchbox and coffe mug they sell

Mad props to Fluff for the sig and C.O.soup for hosting!
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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[blakjeezis]

WHAT SHOULD I BE DOING WITH THE OTHER HAND?
If you're right-handed, the classic thing to do with your left hand while masturbating is to hold or rub your scrotum (SCROH-tum), the bag of skin under your penis containing the testicles (TES-ti-culls, commonly called "balls" or "nuts"). It's also fun to let your hand go roving over your body, as you find new places to stimulate or tickle while giving yourself pleasure.


Now that's just gay!

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If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!
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[TheMojoPin]

It's YOUR hand, retardo!

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[fluffernutter]

NOW I know what to do with the other hand. This will keep me from having to get the brown off after each "session".

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