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grlNIN

05-18-2003, 06:42 PM

I looked and saw this new title and my eyes started scrambling for The Relationship Forum. What's the deal here?...you want us to sit around like beatnicks and drink coffee?? That "Friends' type shit doesn't happen in real life ya know.

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05-18-2003, 06:45 PM

Im staying clear of you so when the lightning comes down and strikes you, and you are banished forever I'm still ok.

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McNabbShouldDie

05-18-2003, 06:47 PM

yea when i saw "The Couch" instead of the relationship forum, i got totally thrown off track.

I dont have any idea what "the couch" is supposed to mean. but whatever, i never went to the relationship forum anyway.

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05-18-2003, 06:55 PM

i was confused and thought relationships was gone then i clicked and i was fine again.

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05-18-2003, 06:55 PM

Jeff changed it. And for good reason. http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=71&Topic=28286&RequestTimeout=50

i am changing relationships to "The Couch". I'd like to use this forum as a medium between those in pain looking for answers and those with the life experiences to help guide them through it.

This will be the most strongly monitored forum on the board, with a ONE STRIKE AND YOU'RE OUT FOREVER policy. Anyone caught defiling a serious post in this forum will be removed forever with no possible chance of return. If you are feeling down and you need some place to talk, that forum is for you.

Let's see what we all can do to help our fellow board members through tough times.

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05-18-2003, 06:56 PM

It's a therapy couch, you thick-heads.

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ToddEVF

05-18-2003, 06:56 PM

i agree, seeing "The Couch" in place of relationship forum definately scared me. now after this post i have to stay clear of "The Couch"


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05-18-2003, 07:03 PM

That's no COUCH! It's a FUTON!

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Reephdweller

05-18-2003, 07:03 PM

It's a good idea in my opinion. Personally I like the idea of one room for relationship issues, and another for personal stuff. But even this is the place for both I like it. Good call.

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TheGameHHH

05-18-2003, 08:04 PM

so what's gonna happen to the horny thread? i don't think that's "couch" material

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FMJeff

05-18-2003, 08:31 PM

this was more an advice forum than a "i wanna bang" forum anyway...people talk with all kinds of things with thier therapist on the couch...you can still talk about your sex life and your relationships...all of that is appropriate...i just wanted to open it up to other issues of a more personal, non-relationship nature....so people can talk about that as well...i might separate the forums in the future, but i doubt the personal stuff will be posted as much as the relationship stuff...most people tend not to share that kind of stuff...i just want our members to know they have a place to get some answers to questions that are plauging them...

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stickyfingers

05-18-2003, 10:08 PM

i just want our members to know they have a place to get some answers to questions that are plauging them...

i get all of the answers to my questions from the Horde King

I think this is a good idea...i have had threads moved from the relationship category as i always thought of relationships as more than just "how many times a week do you...." there are more relationships in all of our lives than just who you "bang"...thanks Jeff...big-ups

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Jennitalia

05-19-2003, 03:55 AM

I hope this isn't the same couch as bar 9...that one has pee all over it.

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Heavy

05-19-2003, 04:18 AM

I looked and saw this new title and my eyes started scrambling for The Relationship Forum.

I was looking for the Ladies room

this was more an advice forum than a "i wanna bang" forum anyway...people talk with all kinds of things with thier therapist on the couch...you can still talk about your sex life and your relationships...all of that is appropriate...i just wanted to open it up to other issues of a more personal, non-relationship nature....so people can talk about that as well...i might separate the forums in the future, but i doubt the personal stuff will be posted as much as the relationship stuff...most people tend not to share that kind of stuff...i just want our members to know they have a place to get some answers to questions that are plauging them...

Horde King got fired?

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AngelAmy

05-19-2003, 04:43 AM

please tell me that all you're actually not that stupid and are actuaslly trying to be funny....which isnt working well for you either.

i think this is a great idea of jeff's...i cant believe i just said that

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East Side Dave

05-19-2003, 05:12 AM

This is a great idea, Jeff.

Now if we can just turn Politics & Currents Events into Pudding & Wiffle Balls we'll be all set! Yeeeeeeehhhho!

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StupidGirlllll

05-19-2003, 05:24 AM

Well since people usually use the "relashionship" forum for advise, I kinda see how "the couch" relates

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jratt

05-19-2003, 05:40 AM

I think this is a great idea......now when i need money for coffe i can just stick my hand under a cushion and grab a handfull of change

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05-19-2003, 05:44 AM

Pudding and Wiffle Balls

Mmmmmm.....pudding and wiffle balls!!!

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JustJon

05-19-2003, 01:21 PM

this was more an advice forum than a "i wanna bang" forum anyway...people talk with all kinds of things with thier therapist on the couch...you can still talk about your sex life and your relationships...all of that is appropriate...i just wanted to open it up to other issues of a more personal, non-relationship nature....so people can talk about that as well...i might separate the forums in the future, but i doubt the personal stuff will be posted as much as the relationship stuff...most people tend not to share that kind of stuff...i just want our members to know they have a place to get some answers to questions that are plauging them...

Then how does this differ from HK's forum?

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DarkHippie

05-19-2003, 01:48 PM

maybe it should be called "4AM at the Bar, with only an undertipped boozejockey to listen to you whine." I think that might suit the board better ;)

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grlNIN

05-19-2003, 05:04 PM

Then how does this differ from HK's forum?

shhhhhhhhh you might get banned from the forum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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05-19-2003, 05:14 PM

Horde King got fired?
I dont think he got fired I think he resigned or something. I am Unknow to the reason though. I think he siad he would explain it if you asked hom personaly rather than VIA messge Board

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FMJeff

05-19-2003, 05:22 PM

Then how does this differ from HK's forum?

because HK's forum is just general questions posed to HK ranging from relationships to scientific info...

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JustJon

05-19-2003, 05:24 PM

shhhhhhhhh you might get banned from the forum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh no, whatever will I do? my life won't be complete if there's a forum I can't moderate.

I dont think he got fired I think he resigned or something. I am Unknow to the reason though. I think he siad he would explain it if you asked hom personaly rather than VIA messge Board
You think wrong. He's still here.

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grlNIN

05-19-2003, 05:35 PM

oh no, whatever will I do? my life won't be complete if there's a forum I can't moderate.

I think my sarcasm detector just blew up.

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FMJeff

05-22-2003, 05:44 PM

Death Metal Moe

05-22-2003, 05:56 PM

due to the extreme opposition to this forum being called "The Couch" (and suggestions that it be called other pieces of furniture) i am changing the name to "That's Life: The Forum".

OPPOSITION?!?!?! Jesus, we all have too much free time. Who really cares what it's called. The goal is just, that should be enough.

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TheGameHHH

05-22-2003, 06:17 PM

this thread is soooo yesterday. "The Couch" HAHAHA, who calls it that anymore? honestly.

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grlNIN

05-22-2003, 07:17 PM

"That's Life: The Forum".

I'm going to jump on the ball and start calling it "When There's No Place Left To Go".....inevitably, that will be the forums name. Give it a day or two.

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05-23-2003, 04:27 AM

Isn't "That's Life" the category name? <img src="http://board.yourmomsbox.net/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif">

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Reephdweller

05-23-2003, 04:50 AM

I'm going to jump on the ball and start calling it "When There's No Place Left To Go".....inevitably, that will be the forums name. Give it a day or two.

I got an idea, let's call it

Relationships.

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stickyfingers

05-23-2003, 05:22 AM

i am changing relationships to "The Couch". I'd like to use this forum as a medium between those in pain looking for answers and those with the life experiences to help guide them through it.

This will be the most strongly monitored forum on the board, with a ONE STRIKE AND YOU'RE OUT FOREVER policy. Anyone caught defiling a serious post in this forum will be removed forever with no possible chance of return.

do these rules still apply given the name change...cuz if not i got some heavy defiling to do.....if so then hehe, this is a swell idea, way to go

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Reephdweller

05-23-2003, 07:40 AM

Everytime I see the "That's Life: The Forum" now I think of that Sinatra/David Lee Roth song...That's Life

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FMJeff

05-23-2003, 08:32 AM

i hate you all.

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05-23-2003, 08:56 AM

Everytime I see the "That's Life: The Forum" now I think of that Sinatra/David Lee Roth song...That's Life

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05-23-2003, 10:18 AM

i hate you all.

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grlNIN

05-23-2003, 12:12 PM

I got an idea, let's call it

Relationships.

!!!

you sir are are genius

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FMJeff

05-28-2003, 02:54 PM

you sir are are genius

stow it plumber butt

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grlNIN

05-28-2003, 03:14 PM

stow it plumber butt

Don't be mad because you're a one shot wonder Jeff. Most men can't last longer then a ripe ol' minute.

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ToddEVF

05-30-2003, 09:39 AM

since its "That's Life: The Forum" is it like a miniseries like X-Men: The Animated Series?


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FMJeff

05-30-2003, 10:01 AM

Don't be mad because you're a one shot wonder Jeff. Most men can't last longer then a ripe ol' minute.

had to get personal...fine, let's play this game and see who wins.

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grlNIN

05-30-2003, 10:25 AM

had to get personal...fine, let's play this game and see who wins.

Someone gets jokes.

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