Learn To Speak Like Ali G

[Reephdweller]

or rather...Learn To Bang Dig Ali G.

Here's a pretty wicked Ali G. translator, type in some regular english into dis mofo and you'll be speakin' da tongue of G mon in no time.

Here's a good example....
I wrote: I want to fuck all the women on this board

It translated to: Me would dig to ride the punanni all da wimin on dis board

NICE!!!!!!!!!

http://www.mackers.com/alig/

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[Def Dave in SC]

I can't fuckin stand that show.

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[Reephdweller]

He can be annoying, but his interviews with big government people, business tycoons, and others are priceless.

Plus his russian character Borat is hilarious "I LIKE YOOOOUU!"

http://www.hbo.com/alig/img/bios/img_borat.jpg

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[Johnathan H Christ]

I can't fuckin stand that show.

there are only two kinds of humor in this world. the kind you get, and the kind you dont.

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[mikeyboy]

there are only two kinds of humor in this world. the kind you get, and the kind you dont.


That's like saying there are two types of women in the world - the ones you've banged, and the ones you haven't banged.

Just because you don't like something, doesn't mean you don't get it. I submit that there is humor you get and think is funny, and humor you get but don't think is funny, with a whole lot of stuff in between. There's also stuff you completely get and stuff you don't get at all, also with a bunch of stuff in the middle.

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[Johnathan H Christ]

your mam was a amsta and your old geeza smelt of elderberry

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[TheMojoPin]

Ride the punanni yous and da aminal your rode in on, chief. Dis is da stupidest well fin I've eva checked, and innit sayin somethin?



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[RageCage]

Yous can get a wicked check at a t-bone steak by stickin your ead up a bull's batty, but wouldn't yous ratha take da butcher's word fa it?


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Kool and the mother fuckin gang.

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[snatchicakes]

i love that show....sometimes i wonder how the hell he gets the guests to even agree to tape the show, some how he always pulls it off

ga-wah

[RageCage]

He usually tells them that hes doing an educational show for kids, thats why most of them play along with the dumb questions.


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Kool and the mother fuckin gang.

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