Simple things you've been denied!!

[hyperspace]

i have never had a girlfriend on valentines day! what simple things in life have you missed out on for some unknown reason???

[Tall_James]

Sex with hot twins.

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[East Side Dave]

Sex with cold twins.

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[Tall_James]

Sex with twins who have colds.

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the forgotten 98%

[East Side Dave]

Sex with twins who are old.

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[JiZ]

Happiness. My birthday is tomorrow and it looks to be another unhappy birthday. w00t!!!!

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[mikeyboy]

I never got to slide across the hood of the General Lee.


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I am an American aquarium drinker

[Def Dave in SC]

vaginas. Why doesnt anyone want to let me use their's??

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
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[IrishAlkey]

A penis that fits comfortably in my shorts.

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[ADF]

A penis that fits comfortably in my shorts.


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[jratt]

To be able to put on shorts above my knee without having to where tighty whiteys

Now a bee in a birds nest never made no honey, A bird in a bees hive never sang no song, god made the man , man makes the money so who am I who am I to judge....

The Slackers
"watch this"

[DarkHippie]

sex with the Olsen twins

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[Bill From Yorktown]

instant messaging from work

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[DJEvelEd]

My civil rights when the east brunswick police beat me up even after I had handcuffs on.

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[StupidGirlllll]

time by myslef to do nothing with no worries

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[A.J.]

That promotion I was promised a year and a half ago.

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[Jennitalia]

a happy childhood

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eat me

[jratt]

a happy childhood

that explains everything...so if you need a daddy her i am baby

They call me Mr.Charm-O
I brake into your crib and disable Mr.Alarm-O

[hyperspace]

a new car untill 2001!!!!

[fatty]

a blowjob by 2 girls at the same time.
i mean honestly can this happen already?

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[TheMojoPin]

i have never had a girlfriend on valentines day!

Wow, that's a big one for me. In fact, I even broke up my relationship before last two days BEFORE Valentine's Day, so I've yet to have one going strong actually on the day itself.

In fact, the biggest thing I've been denied (Probably by myself) is a relationship that lasted more than a month, period. Literally, I've only "officially" dated 7 girls for an extended period of time since turning 18 (I'm almost 24 now), and all of those relationships have only lasted 3-4 weeks, TOPS. Everything else is even less than that. Plus, I read some article that there's theory that if you hadn't had SOME kind of significant longterm relationship (I think it said at least 6 months) by the time you're 27, you're pretty much doomed to remain flightly, non-committal and essentially alone until you die. NO-FRIGGIN'-GOOD!!!

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[A.J.]

Plus, I read some article that there's theory that if you hadn't had SOME kind of significant longterm relationship (I think it said at least 6 months) by the time you're 27, you're pretty much doomed to remain flightly, non-committal and essentially alone until you die.

Well that would explain things for me.

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[kc7586]

love, affection, and attention

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"Don't hold strong opinions about things you don't understand."

Good girls are bad girls that dont get caught.

[TheGameHHH]

oral and a blunt

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[SatCam]

sex.

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[extracheese]

ok - this is what upsets me more than anything that has ever happened to me in my entire life:

when im in a restaraunt and you order..say a, Steak and it comes with fries - i ask the waiter to substitute the fries with onion rings. Now the onion rings and fries cost the same on the menu if you order them seperatly. So what is the BIG F**IN deal if you sub them? noooo the waiter always says " No substitutions - if you want onion rings you have to order them seperatly AND take the fries"

life isnt fair.

[Zoefus]

Winning Lotto

[SatCam]

getting a girl to talk to me. and I mean small talk

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[Disúgrunútled]

That promotion I was promised a year and a half ago.

Amen, I hear you on that one. I warned my supervisor that if I have to wait any longer I am going to walk into work one day and open fire like a disgruntled postel worker, hence the name.

I am, and always will be,in a state of sulky dissatisfaction.

[Mike Teacher]

To decide Who Lives and Who Dies.

Mike
www.miketheteacher.com

This message was edited by Mike Teacher on 5-17-03 @ 8:49 AM

[Arienette]

a boyfriend who doesn't hit on guys with large penises.

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