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ChickenHawk
05-15-2003, 06:31 PM
That fucking scumbag... He screwed me out of a job that he promised was a "sure thing". Now I'm totally fucked over. I hope someone old in my building slips and dies because of something he did, and the family sues the shit out of him.
SUCK MY SWEATY COCK, DOUCHEBAG LANDLORD.

Anyone else want their landlord dead?

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hyperspace
05-15-2003, 06:39 PM
wow you are pissed!! ive found though its better to wish relocation on people than death or disease. but that's just me what the fuck do i know anyway!!!!!

East Side Dave
05-15-2003, 06:47 PM
I don't want my landlord to die but I do wish he would put some clothes on; sick, nude, gardening bastard.

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Heavy
05-15-2003, 07:05 PM
I like my landlord. Hes a great guy. But i hope your landlord dies of colon cancer

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IrishAlkey
05-15-2003, 07:24 PM
You hope he dies because you didn't keep your options open?



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ADF
05-15-2003, 07:26 PM
Why not lowball it and cross your fingers for SARS or maybe shingles.

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LiquidCourage
05-15-2003, 07:32 PM
I remember when I lived at school the lady that lived at the building was a complete bitch. She hauled me into the office one night for being shitfaced. She's like "We've heard reports that you've been drinking a lot lately....." I wanted to tell her to go fuck herself, but she could throw me out, so I didn't.

HordeKing1
05-16-2003, 09:22 PM
Wishing death (or life) on someone has no effect of course.


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SuperClerk
05-16-2003, 09:27 PM
My landlord looks like Joe Torre.

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TheMojoPin
05-16-2003, 09:35 PM
"What? Someone's thinkin' of messin' wit' da SUPER??!? Get me the BIG bat..."

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TheGameHHH
05-16-2003, 10:48 PM
wishing AIDS upon someone isn't funny, or cool

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TheMojoPin
05-16-2003, 11:23 PM
"Seriously?!?"

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silera
05-17-2003, 04:36 AM
Wishing death (or life) on someone has no effect of course.

My aunt's neighbor that lived in the apartment below her had a HUGE ongoing fight about noise. She has five kids, he lived alone. He would always complain about them walking in the apartment anytime after 7 pm. My aunt carpeted the entire apartment, and they would literally tip toe around. This man went so far as to come upstairs and threaten to kill them.

Eventually they had to go to housing court and the court ordered the landlord to switch their apartments. My aunt was so upset with the lies the neighbor told that as the left the courtroom, she said to him, "I hope you get cancer of the tongue for being such a liar."

He died of throat cancer about a year later.


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Mike Teacher
05-17-2003, 04:52 AM
Wow thats a bummer.
But I really want to see what happens when my post count hits 100. Sorry.

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SatCam
05-17-2003, 11:27 PM
ChickenHawk, If you really want him to contract AIDS, why stop at sucking your sweaty cock?

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HordeKing1
05-17-2003, 11:39 PM
Silera, the guy would have gotten cancer no matter what your aunt said.

Every time I turn a light on in my house, someone in the world dies at the same time. It doesn't mean that my actions cause the death.

There is neither causation nor correllation between the two events.

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TheMojoPin
05-18-2003, 12:08 AM
There is neither causation nor correllation between the two events.

That's just what THEY want you to think...

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SatCam
05-18-2003, 02:33 PM
So everytime I beat off someone gets raped?

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Death Metal Moe
05-18-2003, 02:44 PM
I hope the only show his radio picks up is Don and Mike.

Then, he's sure to kill himself.

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IrishAlkey
05-18-2003, 03:26 PM
HordeKing should have his electricity turned off, pronto.

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West Side Claire
05-18-2003, 05:59 PM
Wishing death (or life) on someone has no effect of course.


True, but it is really bad karma.