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furie
05-14-2003, 06:25 AM
<a href="http://www.rent-a-negro.com/" target="_blank"> try rent-a-negro.com </a>



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DarkHippie
05-14-2003, 06:31 AM
that's very clever!

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BronxBabe
05-14-2003, 06:38 AM
that's un-fucking-believable!!!

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05-14-2003, 07:03 AM
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Def Dave in SC
05-14-2003, 11:24 AM
so, are they escorts or what? Cause I want some pussy.

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SuperClerk
05-14-2003, 12:33 PM
This reminds me of the old Saturday Night Live skit with Eddie Murphy saying that Abraham Lincoln forgot to sign the Emancapation Proclamation. So he tells everyone to go out the next morning and claim a negro.

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kc7586
05-14-2003, 02:57 PM
wow all i can say is wow.

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Katylina
05-14-2003, 03:01 PM
Do they have rent-a-spic.com as well? Ah, nevermind, I have plenty of those for free!

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LiquidCourage
05-14-2003, 03:05 PM
Damn, I wish I knew about this a few hours ago before I had to move my sister into her new apartment and haul shit up stairs all day.

DarkHippie
05-14-2003, 03:31 PM
Damn, I wish I knew about this a few hours ago before I had to move my sister into her new apartment and haul shit up stairs all day.
you should've gone to Home Depot. that's like Rent-a-Mexican.

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synthfiend
05-14-2003, 04:28 PM
I REALLY want to be mad at this site (especially if they have me on the roster) but it's so fucking out there I can't do anything except stare in disbelief.

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Death Metal Moe
05-14-2003, 06:29 PM
Hmmmmmmm........

OK, so I need 2 Negros for a party I'm throwing in August.

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jamesdiggy
05-14-2003, 06:46 PM
Only if they come with deleted scenes and a director's commentary.

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