BIG ASS haiku thread [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

Def Dave in SC

05-13-2003, 03:31 PM

I know some of you are fond of haiku (DJEvelEd), so hear you go.

When ispiration strikes, come here and post your 5-7-5s.

Inane threads pop up
No one cares yet they grow big
Time to eat dinner

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DC Reed

05-13-2003, 03:49 PM

I Turn the Radio On
I hear Excruciating Pain at 3 o'clock
I miss Opie and Anthony

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Arienette

05-13-2003, 04:13 PM

oh how i miss the ron and fez haiku thread that once was...

too tired to think
i do nothing but study
finals suck my ass

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Friday

05-13-2003, 04:31 PM

One Quiet Morning
Turn to one o two seven
Whaaaaat? Why? When?? Goddamn...

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IrishAlkey

05-13-2003, 05:07 PM

My penis is big
It has seen many gashes
My penis is long

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ADF

05-13-2003, 05:12 PM

It's me, ADF
The one who started this trend
The haiku master

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ADF

05-13-2003, 05:14 PM

Ok, I was wrong
My haikus aren't so great
But my sigpics rawk

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Death Metal Moe

05-13-2003, 05:18 PM

I awake hungry
rage builds in my head again
No Pig shall survive

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IrishAlkey

05-13-2003, 05:20 PM

My testicles hang
They tend to hang to the left
I sat on them once

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Death Metal Moe

05-13-2003, 05:20 PM

Don and Mike are AIDS
Suicide rates rise daily
As they are on air

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Death Metal Moe

05-13-2003, 05:22 PM

The Police are cool
Songs eminating from them
Make me feel such joy.

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grlNIN

05-13-2003, 05:24 PM

I pack my bowl tight
light with fire and toke up
Breath in fast and hold

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Tall_James

05-13-2003, 05:31 PM

Ask me if I care...
To you I say just one thing
"Lather, Rinse, Repeat"

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Death Metal Moe

05-13-2003, 05:31 PM

Oh the darkness comes
Fear and loathing consume me
It's time for LENO!

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grlNIN

05-13-2003, 05:37 PM

Smooth and creamy liquid
Drafted in New York
I love me a beer

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Death Metal Moe

05-13-2003, 05:37 PM

Grey clouds fill the world
Rain pours down from hateful skies
And my key just broke.

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Death Metal Moe

05-13-2003, 05:41 PM

I just stubbed my toe
Rage coarses through all my veins
I MUST PUNCH SOMETHING!

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Arienette

05-13-2003, 05:42 PM

haikus are stupid
but i'm posting just to say
look at my new sig

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Death Metal Moe

05-13-2003, 05:46 PM

Head rests in my hands
The pain is too much to bear
Liberals suck ass.

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ADF

05-13-2003, 05:47 PM

Your new sig is great
Whoever drew it for you
Must be great in bed

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Arienette

05-13-2003, 05:49 PM

i dont know if sex
impacts sig pic making skills
but he's a great fuck

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ADF

05-13-2003, 05:51 PM

Hmm... maybe you're right
Perhaps the two don't equate
You give great BJ's

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Tall_James

05-13-2003, 05:52 PM

One Two Three Four Five
Six Seven Eight Nine then Ten
Chainsaw missed my hand.

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Arienette

05-13-2003, 05:54 PM

i'm the bj queen
everyone bow down to me
when i'm on my knees

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Tall_James

05-13-2003, 05:55 PM

Fat girl in stretch pants
Must you share your camel toe?
I'm eating lunch here

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Tall_James

05-13-2003, 05:56 PM

Mookie Wilson - wow!
I saw you in '86!
Hey - that's not your car!

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IrishAlkey

05-13-2003, 05:57 PM

I don't make good sigs
But I'll fuck your ass silly
Wha'?... ADF who?

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golfcourseguy

05-13-2003, 06:03 PM

I chuckle and count
Old buddies are live tonight
Moe is on a roll

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Death Metal Moe

05-13-2003, 06:06 PM

People post their thoughts
Some take jokes seriously
Sterelization!

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Arienette

05-13-2003, 06:08 PM

alkey wants my ass
adf can have the front
an ari sandwich

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TheMojoPin

05-13-2003, 06:12 PM

The wind blows through the dead trees
The water no longer flows
Use both hands for love

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ADF

05-13-2003, 06:13 PM

No Ari sandwich
I get shy 'round other boys
I might touch his dork

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Death Metal Moe

05-13-2003, 06:15 PM

goldcourseguy is cool
He compliments my haikus
had me at hello

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Arienette

05-13-2003, 06:16 PM

adf in front
alkey is accounted for
what about mojo?

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Death Metal Moe

05-13-2003, 06:18 PM

Tall James makes a joke
Mookie trys to steal his car
Annie Defranco!

(by the way, bravo! What a Met call back!)

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Death Metal Moe

05-13-2003, 06:20 PM

Group sex is to weird
People who participate
have deep, dark problems

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IrishAlkey

05-13-2003, 06:20 PM

Silera sleeps now
Will penetration wake her?
Not with her wide snatch...

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Death Metal Moe

05-13-2003, 06:22 PM

Just a compliment
Your meat tastes so terrific!
Butcher hates me now

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Death Metal Moe

05-13-2003, 06:30 PM

Son and mother, Sweet romance!
Poor old father has no pants.

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Tazz

05-13-2003, 06:30 PM

People are obsessed
With an old radio show
Time to get a life

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golfcourseguy

05-13-2003, 06:34 PM

My browser is slow
Tag team posters are quick wits
Real time is scary

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mikeyboy

05-13-2003, 06:51 PM

intern Cigar Sid
why do you sing like a girl?
be funny instead

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Death Metal Moe

05-13-2003, 06:57 PM

Don and Mike are gay
NO ammount of time will change
Their horrific style

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jamesdiggy

05-13-2003, 06:58 PM

Line one is right here
Line two will be here later
Line three is pending

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Death Metal Moe

05-13-2003, 07:00 PM

Don and Mike suck HARD
The suction may kill all life
in their shit vaccum

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Tazz

05-14-2003, 05:54 AM

Ron and Fez are gone
Some people are pathetic
Time to give it up

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Jennitalia

05-14-2003, 05:59 AM

tazz is a rebel
he's one bad mother fucker
that's why i love him

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eat me

A.J.

05-14-2003, 05:59 AM

I'm bored off my ass
So I wrote this here haiku
Hoping to pass time.

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A Skidmark production.

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DJEvelEd

05-14-2003, 06:22 AM

I missed this great thread
I've been in bed for 3 days
Sex with my ex-girl

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DJEvelEd

05-14-2003, 06:27 AM

Fat girl in stretch pants
Must you share your camel toe?
I'm eating lunch here

This is pure genius
The only thing missing here
Is the big wet stain

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Jennitalia

05-14-2003, 06:31 AM

I hate periods
Lots of blood & painful cramps
being a girl sucks

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eat me

Def Dave in SC

05-14-2003, 11:44 AM

Being a guy rocks.
I can take a piss standing
dont have to bleed monthly

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Tazz

05-14-2003, 11:50 AM

Ron and Fex don't care
They are receiving a check
They don't care from whom

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Jennitalia

05-14-2003, 12:21 PM

i need a big cock
to fuck me so long and hard
make me cum all night

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eat me

reeshy

05-14-2003, 12:30 PM

I got the long dork
that the lady's love to grab
just pay me money

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Tazz

05-14-2003, 12:31 PM

If Jennitalia
Wasn't otherwise attached
I would help her out :)

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Def Dave in SC

05-14-2003, 12:40 PM

I am willing to
"Help" out any woman who
Needs a dick tonite

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Tall_James

05-14-2003, 12:45 PM

This sandwich tastes odd
Something like tuna and ass
Why is the bread green?

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Jennitalia

05-14-2003, 12:49 PM

sorry about that
have that not-so-fresh feeling
guess i should go douche :)

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eat me

reeshy

05-14-2003, 01:58 PM

Brown and yellow stains
my underwear has them all
I just love earth tones

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Def Dave in SC

05-14-2003, 02:15 PM

Thread has taken off
Finally it wont get locked
Continue posting

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Drudge Jr.

05-14-2003, 02:22 PM

worker bees can leave
even drones can fly away
the queen is their slave

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AppleBoy

05-14-2003, 04:07 PM

Long, hot, humid days
My yam bag hangs very low
Summer is now here

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Tall_James

05-14-2003, 04:09 PM

Condominiums
Condominiums are nice
Condominiums

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IrishAlkey

05-14-2003, 04:23 PM

I don't masturbate
I let women jerk me off
It gets expensive

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Def Dave in SC

05-14-2003, 05:54 PM

I really need puss
I have not had any yet
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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Death Metal Moe

05-14-2003, 05:55 PM

Kill the Infadels
Everyone is against me
The dog is so wise.

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Friday

05-14-2003, 05:56 PM

I now take the pill
Makes me act fucking hyper
More sex energy

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Def Dave in SC

05-15-2003, 12:39 PM

Redundant posters
Fail to check the board propper
Look before you post!

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Tall_James

05-15-2003, 12:50 PM

Please buy me a steak.
I'm not kidding about this.
Well done, with mushrooms.

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Tall_James

05-15-2003, 12:54 PM

Your hair plugs suck dude.
I can see your scalp pimples
and its really gross.

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Tall_James

05-15-2003, 12:56 PM

I know she wants me.
She just doesn't know it yet.
Date rape drug will help.

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reeshy

05-15-2003, 12:58 PM

My ass has pimples
let's all play connect the dots
Winner gets to lick

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Aggie

05-15-2003, 01:01 PM

We're all real bored
I don't write these things well
Someone kill me now

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Heavy

05-15-2003, 01:18 PM

Don and Mike are AIDS
Suicide rates rise daily
As they are on air

Best haiku ever
AIDS jokes are always funny
Don, Mike never funny

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Def Dave in SC

05-15-2003, 01:23 PM

Seventy four posts
And still not one single star
This thread deserves five

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reeshy

05-15-2003, 01:34 PM

I need to get laid
I should count all of my change
Drive down to Hunt''s Point

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Friday

05-15-2003, 08:14 PM

Christian Radio
He does not kiss me goodnight
Perhaps a smart move

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Death Metal Moe

05-15-2003, 11:33 PM

Got my Computer
So new and so much faster
Dial up still sucks

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DJEvelEd

05-16-2003, 04:20 AM

How can I be the
manthemanthemantheman
when you the man Scott

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Def Dave in SC

05-16-2003, 11:38 AM

Its hot in my house
And I am wearing some pants
My balls are sticky

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stickyfingers

05-16-2003, 01:23 PM

I sit here in sweats
not a single job offer
unemployment stinks

who needs a sig pic?
i doooooooooo

Friday

05-17-2003, 05:19 AM

rolled up dollar bill
new experience i dig
thank you mr. snow

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Arienette

05-17-2003, 07:55 AM

finals are over
i can go out and sleep in
and have lots of sex

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Death Metal Moe

05-17-2003, 10:46 PM

Saw a smokin' chick!
Ejaculated in pants
Dick stuck to boxers

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Death Metal Moe

05-18-2003, 12:47 AM

Batman on TV
Old 60's show is Campy
but laughing balls off

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666%

reeshy

05-18-2003, 02:52 AM

got to do laundry
need to get a good woman
I'm a lazy shit

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DJEvelEd

05-18-2003, 10:31 AM

NO SEX FOR ME NOW
MY GIRLFRIENDS DAUGHTER IS HERE
I'LL JERK IT LATER

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golfcourseguy

05-19-2003, 08:47 AM

20/800
visibility is poor
better watch my step

" editing posts since day one"

golfcourseguy

05-19-2003, 08:49 AM

Day off, flying blind
"Bonfire of the Vanities"?
Two wrong trains-Bronx bound

" editing posts since day one"

golfcourseguy

05-19-2003, 09:02 AM

Well, back home at last
Travelers log completed
Clarity is near

" editing posts since day one"

Arienette

05-19-2003, 02:37 PM

i should be writing
instead i had lots of sex
i'm sleepy and sore

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grlNIN

05-19-2003, 04:51 PM

Fake threads on the board
Opinions are like assholes
Warn Warn Warn Warn Warned

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DJEvelEd

05-19-2003, 08:10 PM

I just had great sex
She is passed out on the bed
I am still dripping

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Friday

05-19-2003, 08:19 PM

Laundry piled again
One more night in the basement
Mojo laughs at me

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DJEvelEd

05-20-2003, 01:10 PM

Mishaven pussy
'Taint is trimmed, Cornhole is plucked
Crabs in my buzzer

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Jennitalia

05-20-2003, 01:30 PM

i need a new guy
2 and a half years, total waste
i'm so pathetic

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eat me

Death Metal Moe

05-20-2003, 04:58 PM

Just took a shower
Shampoo and soap lathered up
I smell terrific!

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Def Dave in SC

05-20-2003, 06:19 PM

I hit 1K posts
This should take quite a while, no?
I signed up in March

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Death Metal Moe

05-20-2003, 08:20 PM

KRS-One rocks
MTV plays his Fly vid
Brotha off da hook!

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mikeyboy

05-20-2003, 08:24 PM

The Hawk's been cut loose
Wonderboy must be behind
Billy will survive

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Every Board needs a Chairman

Tenbatsuzen

05-20-2003, 09:03 PM

Nonemotional
I am completely vacant
Patrick Bateman, yo.

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Death Metal Moe

05-20-2003, 09:07 PM

Al Sharpton for prez!
His racist tone is perfect
for this high office

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Friday

05-21-2003, 08:54 AM

Yay, it's my birthday!
Mojo likes to Lie alot.
He will pay dearly...

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Death Metal Moe

05-21-2003, 12:00 PM

Pimpin' little Hoes
Bitch betta have my money!
my pimp hand is strong

DAMN STR8!

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DJEvelEd

05-21-2003, 03:12 PM

Hookers in Newark
shake their tits as we drive by.
Americana

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DJEvelEd

01-08-2005, 08:53 AM

At the salad bar
Bum with f‘ces in a jar
Brown sauce with AIDS corn

Squirt the lettuce leaves
Pour some on the manager
He's drunk and he stinks

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ADF

02-09-2005, 05:03 PM

Ranch sauce and mustard
All are contaminated
Germs for your chicken

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ADF

02-09-2005, 05:09 PM

Fez tells old wives' tales
While Strangers dabble fingers
Over chicken strips
<center><a href="http://somesuch.org" target="_blank"><img border="0" src="http://www.somesuch.org/sigpics/adf2.gif"></a> And that's the end of my show.. donk.</center>

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Death Metal Moe

02-09-2005, 05:13 PM

Reviewing this thread
My Haikus are WAAAAAAAY better
Not even close, deek

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DJEvelEd

02-09-2005, 05:14 PM

Push the poop over
And eat chicken & lettuce
Tossed F‘ces Salad

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Hottub

02-09-2005, 05:16 PM

Oh, my poor taint seam
It has a painful zit
It must be from the F‘ces

Wow, that it really played out!!

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so does that mean that it was
"THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?"
Staples
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DJEvelEd

02-09-2005, 05:16 PM

Moe would be great if
he sold out and talked about
shit, piss, fuck, cunt, tits!!!

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Reephdweller

02-09-2005, 05:17 PM

Sleep is for the weak...
There is bacon in my shoes!!

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Death Metal Moe

02-09-2005, 05:18 PM

Death is part of Life
Words offer little solace
when loved ones are gone

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DJEvelEd

02-09-2005, 05:18 PM

Oh, my poor taint seam
It has a painful zit
It must be from the F‘ces

Ha ha ha ha ha
That was fucking awesome man
There's hope for you yet!!!

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Death Metal Moe

02-09-2005, 05:20 PM

Moe would be great if
he sold out and talked about
shit, piss, fuck, cunt, tits!!!

There is more to life
Than sex and talk of feces
I know that kills you

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DJEvelEd

02-09-2005, 05:20 PM

I'm in grammar school
My teacher fucks me daily
I can leave it in

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Reephdweller

02-09-2005, 05:22 PM

I pulled my pulsing cock out of her
so as not to cum
and cause her to
"trip-sa-daisy" down the stairs.

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Death Metal Moe

02-09-2005, 05:28 PM

When he gave his all
and it wasn't enough still
he let it all go

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DJEvelEd

02-09-2005, 05:28 PM

Diarrhea Sex
What more can there be to life?
Drugs, Money, Food!!!

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Reephdweller

02-09-2005, 05:35 PM

Crime Scene Diarreah Sex is even hotter!

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Death Metal Moe

02-09-2005, 05:41 PM

Stomach rumbles deep
ABUSED the bowl with it all
give that a few, bro

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Death Metal Moe

02-09-2005, 05:43 PM

weird taste in my mouth
brush my tongue with a vengence
Listerine cleanses

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Death Metal Moe

02-09-2005, 05:48 PM

Blood runs down my face
Didn't even pick the thing
Guess it was the cold

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Death Metal Moe

02-09-2005, 05:54 PM

No one understands
Then one day you realize
your problems are mine

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DJEvelEd

02-09-2005, 06:03 PM

My balls are bouncing
To the left and to the right
They are always full

I eat my own sperm
It is salty and nasty
An acquired taste

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Death Metal Moe

02-09-2005, 06:04 PM

Try to be different
then one day you awaken
What were you fighting?

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Death Metal Moe

02-09-2005, 06:07 PM

You think you write well?
You sound like a high school kid
trying to be deep

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Death Metal Moe

02-09-2005, 06:11 PM

Frylock is the brains
Master Shake is the leader
Meatwad is phat, yo

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DJEvelEd

02-09-2005, 06:11 PM

Deep is my Asshole.
I'm glad my hairy starfish
has NEVER been fucked!!!

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DJEvelEd

02-09-2005, 06:18 PM

NATRONE_MEANS BIZNIZZ
LOVES CRACK COCAINE AND BITCHES
A BAD CHARACTER

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Death Metal Moe

02-09-2005, 06:23 PM

Characters are gay
I decided long ago
ONLY START ONE NAME!!!!!!!!!

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stickyfingers

02-09-2005, 06:26 PM

Tonight was my night
I sent Ron two good haikus
He read both On Air

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Snoogans

02-09-2005, 06:32 PM

you suck donkey dick
i dominate the damn world
you really do blow

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Def Dave in SC

02-12-2005, 02:05 PM

Thread that was once dead
Comes back refusing to be
forgotten. Oh well.

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Much Love to my Homies dcpete, Todd EVF, Pantera, Tall_James, Saddlelight Kam (sp?) and everyone else who made me a sig

UCF:AYBABTU

ChildofFez

02-13-2005, 05:13 PM

The Ron And Fez Show
Bring them to New York Now please
the web is Home

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A peek into the Life of Boring Interest (http://profiles.myspace.com/users/14086885).

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Death Metal Moe

02-13-2005, 07:23 PM

thinking and waiting
why won't the answers come soon
the doubt wounds my soul

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Friday

02-13-2005, 08:02 PM

How long has it been?
Much too long, my silly friends...
Friday has returned...

:-)

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Thanks to Jersey Rich for this Classay sig!

HBox

02-13-2005, 08:06 PM

Today I farted
Tommorow I shall fart too
Now I am tired

Let Us Trim Our Hair In Accordance with Socialist Lifestyle!

Doogie

02-13-2005, 09:20 PM

Valentines Day here
Candy, cards and love abound
Hallmark is devil

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bobrobot

02-14-2005, 12:22 PM

Big ass valentine
I fuck you `til you love me
Pass the Vaseline!

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ChickenHawk

02-14-2005, 12:36 PM

My nuts exploded
Because I just can't get laid
On Valentine's Day

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DJEvelEd

02-14-2005, 12:43 PM

Valentines Day rape
Fucked a nun and I got caught
Now MY ass gets banged

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Snoogans

02-14-2005, 12:46 PM

these haikus are shit
We should be ashamed of that
we SHAME poetry

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DJEvelEd

02-14-2005, 01:17 PM

Don King's nappy hair
Mike Tyson's gold teef & ink
Star Jones's stretch pants

Bill Cosby's stinkthumb
African American-
Charlize Theron's split
http://anek.dax.ru/picture/theron/f11933.jpg

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Death Metal Moe

02-14-2005, 01:59 PM

stares at the flat screen
in hopes of inspiration
looks at porn instead

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Friday

02-14-2005, 04:49 PM

Today is the day.
Hearts and Flowers Everywhere
V.D. is Rampant

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