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Jennitalia
05-12-2003, 05:28 PM
SAN FRANCISCO - Kids in California may have to give up their Oreos, if a lawsuit filed by a San Francisco public interest lawyer is successful.
The lawsuit, filed last week in Marin County superior court, seeks a ban on the black and white cookies, arguing the trans fats that make the filling creamy and the cookie crisp are too dangerous for children to eat.
Stephen Joseph said he filed the suit against Nabisco, the maker of Oreos, after reading articles that said the artificial fat is hidden in most packaged food, though consumers have no way of knowing.
The big difference between this suit and others that have targeted tobacco and McDonald's fast food is that consumers know that tobacco is bad for their health and that McDonald's food contains a lot of fat, Joseph said.
"Trans fat is not the same thing at all. Very few people know about it," he said, explaining that his suit focuses on the fact that trans fats are hidden dangers being marketed to children.
Nabisco officials were not immediately available for comment. They have 30 days from the May 5 filing date to respond to the suit.
The National Academy of Sciences (news - web sites)' Institute of Medicine (news - web sites), which advises the government on health policy, said last summer that this kind of fat should not be consumed at all. It is directly associated with heart disease and with LDL cholesterol, the 'bad' kind that accumulates in arteries.
But the U.S. Department of Agriculture (news - web sites) said partially hydrogenated vegetable oils, which contain trans fats, are present in about 40 percent of the food on grocery store shelves. Cookies, crackers, and microwave popcorn are the biggest carriers of trans fats, which are created when hydrogen is bubbled through oil to produce a margarine that doesn't melt at room temperature and increases the product's shelf life.
The Food and Drug Administration (news - web sites) has tried to force food companies to list trans fat content with other nutritional information on food packages, but manufacturers have challenged the rule. Even food labeled "low in cholesterol" or "low in saturated fats" may have high percentages of trans fats.
Informing customers about trans fats on food labels could prevent 7,600 to 17,100 cases of coronary heart disease and 2,500 to 5,600 deaths per year, the FDA has estimated.
Joseph said he has targeted Nabisco because, while other major snack food makers have reduced the amount of trans fats in their products, Nabisco has not.
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Tall_James
05-12-2003, 05:33 PM
Why am I not surprised that this is originating in San Francisco?
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Reephdweller
05-12-2003, 05:35 PM
fucking' californians!!!!!!!!
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Dan-E
05-12-2003, 05:39 PM
this reminds me of those kids that blammed McDonalds for making them fat
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TastelessGinny
05-12-2003, 06:03 PM
I say we ship Fez out there with a ton of Oreos and an AK 47 to make things RIGHT!
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Thebazile78
05-12-2003, 06:07 PM
I say we ship Fez out there with a ton of Oreos and an AK 47 to make things RIGHT!
How many trains would that take, Ginny?
There's one that leaves New York at 5pm and gets to Chicago when it feels like it. . . or was that New Orleans at 2pm and gets there by 10am. . . or. . . I have to stop doing math problems while tired.
Or could we get him liquored up enough to fly?
No, wait, then we'd have to ship him the AK-47 piece by piece. . .ugh. This is too complicated.
Why don't we just send him out there with a SuperSoaker filled with lemon juice?
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Tall_James
05-12-2003, 06:13 PM
Why don't we just send him out there with a SuperSoaker filled with lemon juice?
And a ream of looseleaf paper to administer paper cuts!
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TooCute
05-13-2003, 06:07 AM
ban on the black and white cookies
Brown and white.
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nickeye
05-13-2003, 06:35 AM
his suit focuses on the fact that trans fats are hidden dangers...but not nearly as dangerous as the dreaded <i>fat trans</i>.
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FiveB247
05-13-2003, 07:19 AM
What the hell is wrong with our society? It's a wonder nothing ever gets done, I mean we have the fate of cookies and filling being argued in a court? What's next on the agenda, tastes great - less filling?
Is this case going to be titled "the people vs. Oreo cookie filling"?
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What's next on the agenda, tastes great - less filling?
Only if she's doing the debating:
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Aggie
05-13-2003, 08:11 AM
They better stay away from my Oreos!!! How many of us grew up on them, we're not keeling over from it.
I've been on the biggest Oreo binge lately. That's all I crave, I'm going through bags of them and I just ate a pint of Cookies and Cream Ice Cream last night.
Trans Fat tastes great, they better not change the recipe. Go bug some other product, like Pork Rinds....now THOSE are bad for you.
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05-13-2003, 08:15 AM
Joseph is a RACIST!!! Stephen Joseph that is.
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Doogie
05-13-2003, 08:27 AM
I said it once I will say it again, "California is THE pioneer in frivoulous asshole lawsuits". I mean just think about it, it was only a yar ago that they were looking to ban the pledge of alliegence. When the hell is that earthquake going to rock California seperating it from the rest of the United States.
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When the hell is that earthquake going to rock California seperating it from the rest of the United States.
When Lex Luther has Otis and Miss Desmacher reprogram the coordinates of the missiles so they strike at the San Andreas Fault.
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TheMojoPin
05-13-2003, 08:52 AM
When Lex Luther has Otis and Miss Desmacher reprogram the coordinates of the missiles so they strike at the San Andreas Fault.
Exactly. And just LOOK at Ned Beatty. And man doesn't get that swollen and greasy without having an almost maniacal love of Oreos.
And speaking of Oreos, what DID happen to the giant Oreos that came out in the late 80's? I thought they were like almost the size of CD's and came a dozen to a pack...granted, I only saw them at the American air force base in Belgium where we did all of our big, monthly grocery shopping (These overseas bases are where American companies often "test" new products to see public reaction), but they seemed to disappear forever after less than a year...
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mdr55
05-13-2003, 08:59 AM
Damn, this is all the fault of those kids that voted to have the prom segregated again. Now, it's the oreos!! What are they going to take away next- chocolate sprinkles on top of a vanilla ice cream cone? Chipwich? old black and white vintage films? a dalmation? Mounds candy bar? Give me a break.
If they don't like the inside of the oreos, take a fork and scape it off.
mdr55
05-13-2003, 08:59 AM
Damn, this is all the fault of those kids that voted to have the prom segregated again. Now, it's the oreos!! What are they going to take away next- chocolate sprinkles on top of a vanilla ice cream cone? Chipwich? old black and white vintage films? a dalmation? Mounds candy bar? Give me a break.
If they don't like the inside of the oreos, take a fork and scape it off.
Def Dave in SC
05-13-2003, 11:37 AM
When Oreos are outlawes, only outlaws will have Oreos.
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kc7586
05-13-2003, 11:38 AM
that is such crap, everyone knows junk foods are bad for you, but its up to you to to decide if you want to eat them or not. and if its to dangerous for kids, who is the government to decide how to raise other peoples kids? let the parents decide if they want to give the tasty little treats to their kids or not. jeez people are so stupid sometimes.
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FiveB247
05-13-2003, 12:52 PM
Would such a ban prevent people from buying Hydrox too?
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05-13-2003, 12:52 PM
Double take...
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Tall_James
05-13-2003, 12:58 PM
Double take...
No. In this thread you call it "Double Stuff".
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fiestygal
05-13-2003, 12:59 PM
the oils that this fuck tard is claiming that are lethal are ONLY lethal if a person consumes them straight and actually drinks them like a gallon of water...as with any oil...virgin olive oil is bad for you if you drink it straight for christs sake....
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Tall_James
05-13-2003, 01:03 PM
virgin olive oil is bad for you if you drink it straight for christs sake....
You know where virgin olive oil comes from? Ugly olives.
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05-13-2003, 08:08 PM
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nickeye
05-14-2003, 06:10 AM
When Oreos are outlawes, only outlaws will have Oreos.
You can have my Oreo when you pry it from my cold, dead, sticky fingers.
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Bigden
05-14-2003, 10:05 AM
If Oreos are outlawed what next cigarettes in bars? OOps I guess Bloomberg Screwed us with that one. Why don't these lawyers realize that we are a free people, and leave us all alone to smoke drink(responsibly) eat oreos and enjoy ourselves. Maybe if we made frivilous lawsuits illegal this would happen. I say we make a national "slap a frivilous lawsuit lawyer day".
Violent Jay
05-15-2003, 12:39 PM
ok this is what im going to do im going to a salad company and saying they made me to thin. whos with me
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SatCam
05-16-2003, 06:49 PM
I mean this guy is trying to send us a message. We wanted the black and the white togeather, but he wants to change that. Go suck your husband's cock
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