Long story game.

[Heavy]

Add a senetence or finish the sentence and lets get this thing published one day.


One day in midtown Manhatten, Johnee went to...

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[Uncle Smokey]

...4th grade to learn how to spell Manhattan

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[mikeyboy]

There he checked his e-mail and found that he had been put on extended vacation for starting inane threads.

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[FUNKMAN]

While on vacation he met a girl.

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[reeshy]

She was a lesbian one-legged devil-woshipper with a terrible overbite.

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[Def Dave in SC]

Johnnee knew right away that she was out of his league.

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[Heavy]

Ok then in a different part of the city a guy named Steve was returning home from work when....

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[reeshy]

...he saw Johneewadd sulking because he was all alone. He went over to Johnny and said...

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[Def Dave in SC]

Stop blowing my dog!!!

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[FUNKMAN]

And as he put the blowdryer down his pants ripped...

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[Heavy]

and his cock fell out so he went to buy new pants.

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[reeshy]

When the 2 women across the street saw this, one said to the other, "Was that a man or a woman-I couldn't tell". The other woman started to...

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[RageCage]

vomit, while her friend cried, "was that an innie?!"


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Kool and the mother fuckin gang.

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[Heavy]

And then those same 2 women across the street were mysteriously hit from behind by what they thought was a telephone pole. when they looked up they saw.....

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[Def Dave in SC]

...a telephone pole.

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[Tall_James]

and a pathetic crying man in the fetal position behind it.

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[kc7586]

who turned out to be johneewadd.

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I am woman hear me roar, bitch, and whine.

"Don't hold strong opinions about things you don't understand."

[Def Dave in SC]

But while wallowing in his own patheticness, johneewadd failed to realize that a squirell had stolen his penis

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[kc7586]

because it was only the size of an acorn to begin with.

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"Don't hold strong opinions about things you don't understand."

[FUNKMAN]

After the squirrel ate the penis his nuts fell off.

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[Tall_James]

But they too were too small to see

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[reeshy]

Johneewad wasn't sure if he lost his penis since it had been so long since he had used it!!

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[Tall_James]

so he asked a little old lady standing next to him

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[FUNKMAN]

if she needed help crossing the street

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[reeshy]

but she said " Bug off, Dildo" and kicked him in the crotch. Johneewad just laughed in her face because he had no balls. With this, the old lady hauled off and...

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as she walked away she turned and said "hey, one sentence at a time"

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[Heavy]

She followed that by reminding everyone on the street that the world doesnt revolve around johneewadd and his dick. He died shortly after, never to return to the story again.

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[mikeyboy]

On his way to hell, Johnee cried on the shoulder of a
passing demon because the truth of his pathetic tool
had been shouted to the world.


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[reeshy]

People tell their children the ancient story of Johneewad and the children laugh and clap their hands in glee.

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But Johnee still sits in hell...


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[Heavy]

And now back to Steve, who now sits in burger King eating lunch......

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[mikeyboy]

who said, "I can't stop thinking about poor, dead,
castrated Johnee rotting in hell. I'll bet he's thinking
right now that..."


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[Heavy]

steve was always a good friend to me. But then steve noticed the time and realized he was running late. He ran out the door and waved down a cab, never thinking of Wadd again.

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[SuperClerk]

As he approached the cab, he slipped on a banana peel and fell into a manhole. While in the manhole, he saw.....

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[FUNKMAN]

two rats making love. This got him thinking about

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[SuperClerk]

what really went on behind the scenes during the Muppet movies. Then he looked closely at one of the rats and much to his suprise found that......

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[FUNKMAN]

the rat was wearing Wadd's penis like a pendant. As Wadd reached down to retrieve his penis...

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[Heavy]

couldnt possibly post twice without bringing it back to wadd huh?

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[reeshy]

Steve said to himself,"Damn, I want to forget about Wadd but I know I shan't ever get him out of my mind"!!!!!!

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[Def Dave in SC]

With that he went home and prayed to baby jesus; he asked baby Jesus to make sure that the Devil flopeed his gigantic penis in johneewadd's face over and over again.

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[Tall_James]

Meanwhile, back in Hell, the imprint of the Devil's dong on Johnewadd's face grew redder....

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[Def Dave in SC]

And johneewadd couldn't be happier. "Maybe this is really Heaven," thought johnee.

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[RageCage]

And then johneewadd's mom sucked her own dick...................and kept the change.


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[reeshy]

Johnee sits in a corner in Hell saying to himself. " But I really did have a dick, I really did"

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[Def Dave in SC]

Meenwhile back on Earth, nobody cared.


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[Tall_James]

she was about to confront him but at that very moment, 2 small imps rolled Johnee over and stuck a pineapple up his ass

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[RageCage]

And johnee squealed with delight as he requested that another large object be shoved up his ass, which was stretched out like an old tube sock from years of riding his bicycle without a seat.


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[Def Dave in SC]

And when it that was brought to light, the President along with nearly every world leader from Afghanistan to Zimbabwe issued an order to melt down that poor poor bycicle. Only Jaque Chirac wanted to save the bike; he wanted to smell it.

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[FUNKMAN]

When Chirac stopped sniffing Johnee's jock for the scent of cock, Steve showed up. Steve was appauled and yelled

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[reeshy]

"damn you-Damn you to Hell, Johnee-oh shit-you're already there-sorry"

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[Def Dave in SC]

So steve made a sandwich.

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[reeshy]

It was a roast beef sandwich with a wadd of mayo on the side!!

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[FUNKMAN]

Steve reached in his pocket and pulled out a wadd of cash. Tonight he shall go into the city and

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[Def Dave in SC]

Buy a bunch of stuff from the Virgin Megastore which is ironic because...

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[reeshy]

They are selling Wadd scrotum's next to the kangaroo scrotes!!!

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[Heavy]

And then Steve walked out of the store and BLAM got hit by a bus and died instantly. He went to Heaven where God prohibits any thoughts or contact with anything having to do with hell.

At that same time in India, an old lady has her purse stolen my a man named Hassam. She yells to police and......

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[Tall_James]

...and tells the police that her assailant looked remarkably like Wadd, down the missing penis and all...

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[Def Dave in SC]

all while Steve watched from Heaven, asking God, "How could you let that mongoloid out of Hell". "I haven't," replied God, "that is just some poor Indian without a penis; wadd is still in Hell Eating Satan's dink while taking pineapplpes in the ass."

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[Heavy]

You guys suck

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[reeshy]

And God said to Steve, " you know what the funny thing about this Indian guy is- his name is Johnny Wadd-Sahib. some coincidence, huh?"

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[Heavy]

And Steve said, no you fucking retard, his name is Hassam. Pay attention God. For that God sent him to a place worse then hell. But seperate from hell......all alone and had Steves brain destroyed so no thoughts could possible come from it. 50 YEARS LATER in Japan a girl named mayaki......

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[Tall_James]

and ventured into a used bookstore and found a cupcake-crusted copy of "The Secret Diary of Johnnewadd"

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[mikeyboy]

...came across johnee's petrified dink while rummaging
through rubble. Mistaking it for a lima bean, she tossed
it in her napsack.


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[Heavy]

She immediatly threw it in the fireplace, burning it to ashes. She then went out drinking and several guys were hitting on her......

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[Death Metal Moe]

She decided to go home with the man who was hung like a light switch because of the fact that he was a decendant of the poorly hung Wadd family. She hoped to suck his tic tac penis for a shot at the Wadd forture, which ironically was......

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[mikeyboy]

Nothing. So she shrugged him off and headed for the
bathroom, but was accosted by the Japanese
reincarnation of johneewadd, who pressed his
semi-erect pud against her and tried to lick her ear.

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[Heavy]

nevermind (you guys suck)

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[FUNKMAN]

and as WADD's ghost began to utter the words ' never mind you guys suck" a penguin appeared and began to WADDle on her face. before you know it a bunch of Weebles showed up and they began to

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[Heavy]

Get molested by a middle aged FUNKMAN!!!! who then ..........

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[Death Metal Moe]

Pimp slapped that trick and fucked the Japanese Wadd's Mother, pleasing her like Johneewadd never could.

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[Heavy]

touche

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[mikeyboy]

The Japanes Wadd's mother, tears streaming down her
face looked at no one in particular and said "Face it,
johnee. You started this. There's no way you can stop
it now."


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[Death Metal Moe]

After the Jap Wadd was done fencing, he sat at his computer to thin of a few more whitty retorts.

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[Heavy]

Eat shit


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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[mikeyboy]

Once he was done posting witty retorts, he went to a
gay porn site and rubbed one out.


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[Death Metal Moe]

After Jap Wadd was done with his hot lunch, he ventured out into the world with nothing but his Samuri sword and the clap.

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[FUNKMAN]

And after eating his own feces he thought about the pearl necklace had had given to

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[mikeyboy]

his mother, which gave him much guilt and anxiety.


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[Heavy]

Seriously, wad died 50 years earlier and theres no way Japs would know about him....nor would he be magicaly reborn.

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[FUNKMAN]

and as his reincarnated spunk flew through the air he continued to deny his existence. But their were board members who knew better and continued to

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[mikeyboy]

post in this thread. Despite the words of naysayers,
the japanese reincarnation of wadd arose from the gay
orgy, covered in man chowder. He asked: "Can I get
a...


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[Heavy]

FUCK EACHOTHER IN THIER BIG ASSHOLES BECAUSE THEYRE FAGGOTS

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[Death Metal Moe]

Seriously sicked stomach ache ingesting all this Man Mustard. Better go.......

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[Heavy]

and suck more dick cause I , moe need protien and .....

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[mikeyboy]

why am I calling myself Moe? I'm johneewadd, the
biggest fag around!


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[FUNKMAN]

The chowder king and Lord of The Cinnamon Ring. There is no other that can

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[Death Metal Moe]

bang his brother like I can.

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[FUNKMAN]

And as he peers down upon the hairy man ass his mind takes him to a cool stream where

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[mikeyboy]

his mom frolics naked beside him and occasionally gives
him skull.


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[FUNKMAN]

his mom frolics naked beside him and occasionally gives
him skull.



even i got to stop and enjoy that one...

funny stuff mike...




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[reeshy]

Wadd remembers the time when he was at the stream and a creature called a gollum asked him, " Hey, where's your dink, deek?"

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[Tall_James]

to which Wadd replies "I don't know..would you like a piece of fruit?" and takes a rancid chunk of pineapple out of his ass and hands it to the Gollum who....

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[AppleBoy]

takes it and makes a tasty pineapple upside down cake which johneewadd joyfully eats while rubbing his taint and dreaming of Kurt Warner. To thank the Gollum for his efforts....

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[reeshy]

He pleasures the little crrrreature until his eyeballs roll back in his head and his ass....

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[StupidGirlllll]

I have to say this was a very entertaining story keep it going!

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[Tall_James]

...spews dark, brown, fecal lava which Johnee uses to condition his hair

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[Heavy]

The End

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[Tall_James]

is the name that Johnee gave to this fecal hair conditioner because that's where it came from

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[Def Dave in SC]

After finally finding the source of true pleasure, japanese johneewadd had his name legally changed to johneescatwadd, but he was still johneewadd, just to avoid any confusion.

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[reeshy]

After this adventure, Japanese Johneewadd moved back to Japan and entered a Bukkaki contest as a....

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[Def Dave in SC]

Fluffer, but rejected him because his gag reflex wouldnt let him suck a small Asian Penis. All those years with the Devil, and he still couldnt fit more than a quarter inch in his mouth.

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[reeshy]

As Wadd walked the streets of tokyo, homeless and broke, he wondered if he could land a job as a taste tester at a sperm bank.

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[Tall_James]

so he got the job at the sperm bank but was fired shortly after for drinking on the job..

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[Heavy]

And thats how the Story ends.

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[AppleBoy]

or so it would seem but johneewadd pulled himself up by his bootstraps, got dressed up in Kabuki make up and make a new living by entertaining foreign businessmen with his hidden pineapple trick.

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[Tall_James]

One day some executives from the Dole Pineapple company came by the club and saw Johnee's pineapple trick...

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[reeshy]

They sent him to Guam where he would enterain the Marines there regalling with his tales of Gollum and the magic Pineapple!!

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[Def Dave in SC]

He spent his nights as a cum dumpster for the Marine Corps until the too had enough of him.

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[Heavy]

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[Def Dave in SC]

so they locked him in a dark, wet, dank...

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[reeshy]

Homo emporium catering to aged and infirm necrophiliacs with a penchant for whipped cream!!

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[Tall_James]

johnee found that the whipped cream went perfectly with the pineapple chunks up his ass

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[AppleBoy]

johnee, overjoyed with this new discovery, moved to San Francisco and opened up a Dairy Queen franchise.

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[Tall_James]

he found out that in San Francisco that not only were the pineapple in his ass very popular, he could pack fudge in there also!

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[reeshy]

so being the good businessman that he was, he invented a new flavor of ice cream-Wads of Fudge!! All of his new pretty friends loved it!!!

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[Death Metal Moe]

So he cut a deal with M&M's, but was cut out of the deal when he complained there were too many W's in the bags.

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[Def Dave in SC]

But his ice cream never sold one scoop. johnee could not give the ice cream away. Simply put, it sucked.

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[Immigration Dude]

After all this time he finally realized that he may have started the most horrible thread he possibly could have, and had no way to stop it. Realizing this he went down to his...

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"There's nothing better than a three beer buz, and firing a sawed off shotgun at a beat up tractor".

[Tall_James]

basement and started stroking off to a Sear's Mens Underwear catalog from 1974. Then he started singing...

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[Def Dave in SC]

"I dont have a unit, how am I doing this?"...

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[Tall_James]

Then he remembered that he was wearing a strap-on, explaining why he was stroking it for 6 hours and not climaxing.

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[reeshy]

So he packed the strap-on with mayo, ran down Main St. wanking on it like a mad monkey screaming "Look at me everybody, I'm a big boy". The police arrived as this was going and ...

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[mikeyboy]

promptly took him back to the station where they
violated him with a plunger, a pool stick, a beer can,
and a hat rack. "Lookit him run!" they cheered as
johnee...


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[Death Metal Moe]

Johneewadd ran right in the showers and dropped the soap. He was enjoying his stay IMMENSLY!

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[reeshy]

He was heard to say to one cop"go ahead- stick your size 13 boot up my ass- I dare you-please?"

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[mikeyboy]

As johneewadd pulled a bloody size 13 out of his
nether regions, he realized that his pain amounted to
the greatest night of ecstacy of his life. His tiny
tumescent member reminded him that he wanted more.

Is there any chance that johneewadd will start "Long
Story Game part 2"?


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[Death Metal Moe]

So he ran outside and painted Saddam's face on his ass cheeks in hopes Centcom would launch a huge, long, hard missle into his rectum. Just as he was approaching the mirror with his paints.......

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[Heavy]

When all of a sudden the story ended.

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[Death Metal Moe]

Suddenly, the sequal hit the streets!

Johneewadd: And Ass for all Seasons.

The scene opens with Johneewadd getting oral pleasures from a woman, when suddenly he starts to size up how wide her back is.....

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[Heavy]

Then then he realized she was a female body builder. After oral treats he laid her down on her back and had deep vaginal intercourse with her. Then the shower room opened and out came dozens of women the the wadd laid pipe to them all in an unbelievable hetrosexual display of power and stamina. He then moved permanatly to an isolated, unknown of island totally lacking of any men besides himself, with all these women. He rules with an iron fist and taught all the chicks how prepare berries for diner since there wasnt a single animal on the island. THE END

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[Death Metal Moe]

It was this new island that made him realize how wrong he'd been all these years. He WAS a Woman trapped in a Man's body! He ran right out and got a sex change! He then grilled his member, but it on a hot dog bun and ate it. He threw the other 4 inches of the hot dog bun to the birds. With his new, lushous breats he finally felt like the woman he'd always wanted. So he picked up his buttplug that had served him so well as a man and set out.......

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[Tall_James]

...to find his "Prince Charming". JoanieWadd thought if I can get 2,000 men to jam this buttplug up my ass, surely one of them can get it to fit. And that lucky man will be my Prince and I will...

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[StupidGirlllll]

Thank You to tall james, death metal moe, mikey boy, johneewadd, for the entertaining story keep it going guys

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[Def Dave in SC]

make my prince slap stupidgrlllll for desecrating my story. Then i will make my prince desecrate me!!

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[Tall_James]

but first, StupidGirl and Ms Wadd are going out shopping for shoes. Hopefully Ms Wadd will tell her its in her best interest not to interuppt the story flow or else something with pineapples may happen. After their talk, and buying many pairs of ugly shoes....

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[RageCage]

Wadd then went to the hardware store to purchase a ladder and a traffic cone............


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Kool and the mother fuckin gang.

UCF:AYBABTU

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[Def Dave in SC]

He then shoved the ladder up his ass, and tried to climb the traffic cone.

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[RageCage]

Suddenly, wadd screamed in delight as several midget clowns started to rapidly descend the ladder and slide right out of his cavernous rectum, as each of the 86 midget clowns evacuated his loose bootyhole, wadd recalled that he had not felt this way since .........................


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Kool and the mother fuckin gang.

UCF:AYBABTU

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[Def Dave in SC]

...his days as a mule. He was once employed to smuggle in illegal mexican mules across the border in his rectum, but unfortunately he did not hold this position very long because...

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[AppleBoy]

he was eager to pursue his lifelong dream of having a three way with Mike Bossy and Don Mattingly.

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[reeshy]

Afew months later, Joanniee Wadd and Stupidgirl joined the circus in Arkansas-While there they met Roger Clinton while he was chopping up some coke.

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[Def Dave in SC]

Stupidgrllllll and wadd stood and watched in dumbfounded awe, "How can you split a liquid? Are you Jesus?".....

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[reeshy]

Jesus overheard Wadd use his name in vain and mystically welded Wadd's ass shut thereby cutting off Wadd's source of income!

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[Tall_James]

Stupidgrllllll then bent Wadd over an industrial drill press and tried to drill a new hole. However, she missed
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[Def Dave in SC]

Sent him into extacy as she gave him a man-gina.

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[Tall_James]

she then rolled him around naked and bloody on a barbershop floor so his new man-gina would have hair on it, while Wadd drank the blue liquid from the comb jar and said...

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This message was edited by Tall_James on 5-15-03 @ 5:21 PM

[reeshy]

"Gee, God really does love me- he makes all my wishes come true"

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[Def Dave in SC]

Suddenly God closed up wadd's man-gina and turned the blue liquid red. "Never speak my name again, Heathen!!!"

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[Tall_James]

the only problem was that StupidGirllll's fist was in Wadd's man-gina when God closed it up for good.

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[reeshy]

So now their common knickname is Stupidwaddman-gina Sweethearts!!!

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[StupidGirlllll]

ok i am glad that it is only the same 4 assholes that respond to this thread btw how did i get involved


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[reeshy]

Do you read, Stupidgiiirl? Besides, your "stuck" with Wadd now!!!

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[StupidGirlllll]

No way i was just paying you jerks a compliment for a great story then u throw my name into i want to be killed off & never to be brought up again please reeshy

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[Heavy]

And then Wadd gave the stupid girlllll some deep vaginal and anal intercourse

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[StupidGirlllll]

And then Wadd gave the stupid girlllll some deep vaginal and anal intercourse



listen u jerk i am not involved in this shabackle

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[Heavy]

And then he told her to leave but she wanted to marry him apparently

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[reeshy]

Wadd awoke one morning in a psycho ward-apparently he was having delusions of having normal, hetero sex-He promptly threw up all over him/herself in disgust for these horrible thoughts=ahhhh. the thorazine finally kicks in.....

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[Heavy]

and he realizes that it wasnt a dream at all. And he then realizes that hes been hetro the whole time and has loved it


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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[reeshy]

Damn- thorazine doesn't work- Wadd must go through a frontal lobotomy-The nurses wheel Wadd off to the operating theatre and...

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[Tall_James]

but then the Thorazine wears off and he realizes that he is naked and bloody, covered in barber hair, with the fist of a woman surgically implanted into an orifice that he didn't have at birth. What a predicament!

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[canofsoup15]

he said as he picked up a little kitty cat and then decided to...

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Cannot kill the family.
Battery is found in me.
BATTERY!

[Tall_James]

see how far he could get his tongue up its ass. he got halfway when...

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[reeshy]

his cell phone rang-it was NAMBLA calling- he was late for a meeting that he was supposed to run- He threw down the cat and...

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[Tall_James]

chewed off StupidGirll's arm to get rid of her for good! (unless she decides to chime in later in this thread).

He races to his Nambla meeting in his pink Miata with the "ILUVCOCK" license plate...

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[Heavy]

he proceeds to bang all the females in the area like any hetro man would do, and enjoys every minute of it.

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[reeshy]

Wadd keeps having these thoughts of women as the Brown Acid kicks in- he hopes to hell that it's just the acid making him trip cause he rreally couldn't stand to be with a woman-He thinks "Must think of little boys, just little boys"!!!!!

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[Heavy]

and then reeshy wakes up from his dream in which he has hoping Wadd was gay cause he wants to fuck him. He soon realized this could never be seeing as how Wadd is %100 hetro and even with reeshys pending ssex change, he can never have the wadd

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[mikeyboy]

Then johneewadd wakes up from his dream within a
dream that strangely has something to do with Reeshy.
"Am I still dreaming?" johnee asks himself. He rolls
over in bed to find, to his horror...


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[Def Dave in SC]

An inescapable truth about himself. "I am G-A-Y," he said to noone in particular. "I have been having all these ultra hetero thoughts because i am trying to make up for my flaming gay feelings. It all makes sense, and I can finally be at peace with the world,"...

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[Heavy]

and then he woke up. Wow i drempt i was gay, how odd. Everyone knows i love da ladies.

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[mikeyboy]

And then the story gets a little weird, because it was
actually a dream within a dream within a dream. Then
there was a flashback to johnee's days bobbing for
truck drivers to make lunch money and a flash forward
to johnee as a ped in a nursing home jerking off to
children's programming. A nurse walked by. johnee
tried to impress her by brandishing his rod. The nurse
laughed and johnny realized that when he actually lost
his rod in the first dream, it wasn't really a dream, and
that he was a decrepit old ped eunach slowly dying in a
nursing home. As tears streamed down his face,
johnee cried out...


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[Def Dave in SC]

" I never saw a grown man naked!"

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[Immigration Dude]

"I'm a lil' bitch shock poster, and a big FAG to boot!"

With his newfound knowledge wadd ....

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"There's nothing better than a three beer buz, and firing a sawed off shotgun at a beat up tractor".

[Def Dave in SC]

....began to offer free blowjobs to any and every passerby, but unfortunately...

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[guttersnipe]

only StupidGirllll would take him up on it. Then they
both remembered she was a girllll, which disgusted
Wadd, and confused StupidGirlll, but Wadd figured he
better take what he can get. So using a snake bite kit,
they elongated StupidGirlll's clit so that it was about
the same size as the penis Wadd used to have oh so
many years ago...


I got tired of looking at my own eyes
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[Death Metal Moe]

As he ws elongating StupidGirlll's Clitoris, he just couldn't get ove the fact that he was touching a woman, and decided to wait for wood, even if it meant waiting forever.

He got on his knees and prayed to the Goddess that she would BLESS him with salami. taking pity on him, the fates blow a hole in a nearby prison wall, allowing some of the nastiest prisoners to escape into the neighborhood and take men as their Bitches. Needless to say, Joaniewadd was in Mangina HEAVEN!

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[Heavy]

And then the masses banged stupid girlllll for days on end as JOhnee ran away in search of a tighter, less used snatch

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[StupidGirlllll]

this is when stupid girll is going to get even she is going to report this abuse & make this threat get raided & dam them all to hell except MikeyBoy

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[reeshy]

Stupidgirlll is rescued by 20 opium-crazed chinese bandits who sell her to the American Embassy who in turn sends her home. As for Wadd, he is alone in the deepest, darkest jungle in the world as pygmies hunt him down to....

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[StupidGirlllll]

Thank you reeshy

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[Heavy]

return him back home. after that happened he is seen by stupid girlllll walking his dog in the park. She is obbssesed with huge cock so she chases after him......

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[StupidGirlllll]

She is obbssesed with huge cock so she chases after him......



But just after Johnee SAys that he remembers that he does not even have a cock nevertheless a huge 1.

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[Tall_James]

But just after Johnee SAys that he remembers that he does not even have a cock nevertheless a huge 1.
Now you get it! If you don't want to be part of the story...BECOME THE STORYTELLER!

Well poor little Johnee was all alone with his mangina and decided to ....

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[Def Dave in SC]

see how many double whoppers he could stuff int it...

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[Tall_James]

so he went to Burger King and ordered 72 Whoppers. He didn't get cheese on them because he figured he had enough down there already...

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[AppleBoy]

After filling himself with the Whoppers, he found out he still had plenty of room. Since he was short on cash and couldn't afford any more Whoppers, he decided to go pleasure himself with a fire hydrant instead.

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[StupidGirlllll]

As he was pleasuring himself with the fire hydrant he some how turned it on. To his delight he found it to be very erotic...just then

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[Heavy]

Just then stupid girllllls natural insticts kicked in and she dropped to her knees and wrapped her lips around the hydrant, sucking hundreds of gallons of water, the crowd in disbelief.

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[Def Dave in SC]

johnee began crying, "Why stupidgrllllllll why! Why can't i have anything i like?"

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[AppleBoy]

'Because a squirrel stole your dink back on Page 1' replied StupidGirlllll.

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[Heavy]

then she realized that was i different johneewad...one who later died. He now has a great dick and if it ever left him for some reason, a new one would instantly replace it

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[StupidGirlllll]

Then Johneewadd woke up in yet another cold sweat.. It was just another dream..StupidGirllll Never even knew or meet Johneewad it was all due to his lack of dink.

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[AppleBoy]

Relieved that he was not the dead, dinkless johneewadd but rather a new, very much alive, yet dinkless, johneewadd, he headed off to Turkey for a long awaited vacation where he.....

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[Heavy]

he awaked to realize it was just a dream. He had a dink and that whole thing about his dick being replace if anything would happen to it still applies

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[Def Dave in SC]

Suddenly, like a flash of lightning from the gods, johneewadd realized that the longer he tried to play his life off as a dream, the longer the story would persist. johnee had no dink, no one liked him and he had not dreamed all of his life's events. Except of course for those nightmares he had about having sex with women! Thos were dreams.

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[reeshy]

Baby Jesus looked down from valhalla and said" I do hereby declare that Johnee/Joanie Wadd can no longer dream and I use my magical mysterious powers to keep him from ever having a dink- so Bite it Wad" So sayeth the Lord!!!!!

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[Def Dave in SC]

So sayeth the Flock!

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[Immigration Dude]

At this point Wadd realized the inevitable, his stupid lil thread was destined to be a top 5 disscusion about him and his lack of dink. I horror he glanced down at his mangina and said....

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"There's nothing better than a three beer buz, and firing a sawed off shotgun at a beat up tractor".

[Heavy]

But then, out of nowhere Johnee felt a powerful jolt and awakened. What a dream! He woke up his wife who lay beside him and told her the story of the unbelievable dreams within dreams within dreams. Now youre awake Johnee she told him. He reached down and pulled out his dick. I really am awake he exclaimed!

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[Tall_James]

"I shouldn't have blown that dog!"

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[reeshy]

Wadd woke up and found himself on the Bowery- he was walking down the street and a bum asked him if he wanted a sip and Wad dove for the guys zipper and...

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[Immigration Dude]

Sucked it cause hes a Fag douche bag.

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"There's nothing better than a three beer buz, and firing a sawed off shotgun at a beat up tractor".

[Immigration Dude]

As he finished he asked the homeless man to blow him too in return but the bum said he aint no fag.

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"There's nothing better than a three beer buz, and firing a sawed off shotgun at a beat up tractor".

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[Def Dave in SC]

But, the bum did whip johneewadd's ass until he passed out. The bum then senslessly beat johnee until he awoke from his coma 3 days later. "Its true," exclaimed the bum. "I am Jesus! Halleluja!" He then began t o smash johnees face into a newspaper machine...

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[Immigration Dude]

Wadd woke up two weeks later now with a face bashed in and still no dick. Now even his fag boyfriend wouldnt touch him. He started spending his days....

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"There's nothing better than a three beer buz, and firing a sawed off shotgun at a beat up tractor".

[AppleBoy]

manually stimulating small farm animals.

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[Def Dave in SC]

Who soon began to resent his constant presence and need for attention...

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[reeshy]

In fact, everyone who came in contact with Wadd started to avoid him like SARS. He became a social paraiah that people hated to even think about because he was so vile-Wadd said to himself" Self...."

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[Heavy]

" Self, Reeshy has finally decides to come out the closet with the absolute gayest fucking sigpic in the history of sigpics."

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[reeshy]

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HI!! i'M JOHNEEE!!!!






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[reeshy]

Again, Johnee woke up naked in the Bowery and all he could find to wear were some wine-urine soaked shorts he took off his last victim. He also had slept badly and his arms were stuck over his head-it was a bitch opening other people's zippers with his teeth but he did it!!!!

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[Def Dave in SC]

As johnee put on the urine soaked shorts, in staggered an obviously hung over Charles Nelson Reilly...

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[guttersnipe]

...and both johnnie and Charles Nelson Reilly found
themselves magically transported back through time
and were suddenly on the set of the mid-70s game
show, "Match Game." Wadd was a contestant, and the
entire audience could see his dismay as Gene Rayburn
asked the question: "'Blank' is in Johnniewadd's
pants." Charles Nelson Reilly cackled mischievously...


I got tired of looking at my own eyes
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[Death Metal Moe]

Crabs and lots of space!

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[reeshy]

As Charles Nelson Reilly began to sing "I am Woman , Hear Me Roar"!!!! Rip Taylor showed up on the scene and took off his toupe and began to...

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[Def Dave in SC]

Throwing johnee's crabs around like so much confetti...

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[Immigration Dude]

the crowd was so appalled they all rushed wadd and kicked his ass gay 70's style. Wadd loved the ass beating untill....

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"There's nothing better than a three beer buz, and firing a sawed off shotgun at a beat up tractor".

[mikeyboy]

his crabs, tired of being beaten by the mob, jumped from johnee's diseased crotch and beat on johnee's attackers, mini-ninja style.

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[reeshy]

Harvey Fierestein showed up with the ghost of Liberace. They took one look at Wadd and starting screaming how he was a disgrace to all gay people everywhere. They convened a gay court where they excommunicated Wadd from all gaydom and...

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[Immigration Dude]

Wadd just sat in the corner and cried "Why me! Why me? WHYYYY?"

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"There's nothing better than a three beer buz, and firing a sawed off shotgun at a beat up tractor".

[reeshy]

So Wadd traveled to Tibet to see the Dalai Lama to learn the meaning of His life. As he approached the Holy Man, the Dalai Lama took one look at him and...

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[Immigration Dude]

punched him in his disease infested face. To which Wadd responded "aren't...

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"There's nothing better than a three beer buz, and firing a sawed off shotgun at a beat up tractor".

[Death Metal Moe]

...you going to manipulate my shaft?

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[canofsoup15]

"That'll be 45.99." The lama replied, will that be all.

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Cannot kill the family.
Battery is found in me.
BATTERY!

[reeshy]

While holding his bloody, broken nose, Wadd saw Brad Pitt shooting a movie in Tibet. Wadd's heart went pitter-patter and he ran up to Pitt saying, "Mr. Pitt, Yoohoo, Mr. Pitt, Oh sir, may I have your autograph, oh kind sir?" Brad handed his bottle of Jack to his assistant and grabbed a broom and...

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[Death Metal Moe]

put it up his own ass. He also was a raging homosexual.

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[reeshy]

Unfortunately for Wadd, when Brad grabbed his crotch to get to the old salami-behold-no dink!!! Brad was enraged and felt betrayed. He called his best friend over, Richard Geer, and told him to get the killer gerbils. When Wadd heard this, he...

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[AppleBoy]

begged to have Mike Tyson flown in to give Wadd the donkey punch of his life while havinga half dozen gerbils shoved up his ass. Tyson was immediately flown in and ....

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[Tall_James]

and the gerbils were shaved in preparation and coated in blue cheese dressing. Johnee always liked having his salad tossed with blue cheese dressing so it was only natural that he do this to the anal rodents. Tyson arrived in a black Hummer and when Johnee saw this he said "A black hummer! Hmmmmm...sounds tasty!" He then proceded to...

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[reeshy]

dab a little shaving lotion on his nether regions, slick back his hair and adjust the hem of his sundress and proceeded to walk up to Big Mike. When Tyson's bodyguard saw Wadd waddling up to the Hummer, they drew their weapons and...

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[Tall_James]

killed themselves because Wadd was so hideous to look at. His jizz crusted sundress flapped in rags around his scabby, hair legs while he tried to get Tyson to...

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[Death Metal Moe]

form a complete sentence. I mean he wanted gay sex, but not without a little conversation 1st! Johnee was an olde fashioned kind of fag. So after talking about enemas for a few minutes, they gt dwn to business. As Johnee bent over..........

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[Violent Jay]

to pick up a pencil he felt a very large pressure and he turned around and to his surprise he saw...

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[Tall_James]

...Karl Malone trying to ram the business end of a Louisville Slugger up his anal cavity. This prompted Johnee to say "Karl Malone? I hope this is more than a 3-second violation!".

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[mikeyboy]

Karl Malone punched johnee in the mouth for using such a cheesy porno-style line. After the punch, Karl reached for his bat, but realized that it had been enveloped whole by johnee's ravaged cavity.

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I am an American aquarium drinker

Every Board needs a Chairman

[Death Metal Moe]

Floored by this brilliant 1 liner, Mike Tyson went into a blind rage, analy invading any and all in his path. Johnee spent the next 2 days running in front of Mike.

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[reeshy]

Wadd stopped running long enough to ask Tyson "Will you fuck me till I love you". Tyson flashed his chrome smile and winking, said, "...

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[mikeyboy]

"I'm gonna eat your stomach until you see heaven."

Confused, johnee looked at him (over his shoulder) and said...

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I am an American aquarium drinker

Every Board needs a Chairman

[Immigration Dude]

"you my bitch!" Iron Mike then brought him home to his house and kept him locked up in a cage with his tigers, which continually violated Wadd untill he cried like a lil shock posting bitch.

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"There's nothing better than a three beer buz, and firing a sawed off shotgun at a beat up tractor".

[reeshy]

The tigers soon grew tired of Wadd and made him sleep in the kitty litter box, little knowing that this secretly turned Wadd on. One day when Tyson came in to throw some raw meat into the cage, Wadd was hiding behind some tiger shit mounds that he had been saving. As Tyson reached his hand in to toss the meat, Wadd jumped out and...

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[Tall_James]

...and cried "I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT!!!" and began cramming handfuls of tiger crap into his mouth and ass. While Tyson was vomiting, Johnee made his way out of the open gate and...

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[Death Metal Moe]

sat on a cactus for a few minutes to gaather his thoughts. It was then that he had a spiritual moment:

'Johnee! Come to Japan! Your long lost sister still lives!"

With this thought in mind, Johnee set out for Japan! But he was flat broke seeing as he'd been touring around the world for Gay sexual favors. So to raise money he...

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Johnee set out for Japan!

When did i leave Japan?

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[Death Metal Moe]

Johnee ignored the voices and began his new job wiping the shit out of enemas at the recycling plant. He was fired the 1st day on the job for using his tongue.

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[reeshy]

While looking for the unemployment office in Tokyo with a shit coated tongue and voices in his head, Wadd tripped over something. It was a coin! Wadd thought to himself," Wow- now I got a Yen for a Wang!!!' With that he started to...

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[AppleBoy]

intensify the search for his dream job - giving happy endings to overweight businessmen at massage parlors. In no time, Johnee found work in the slums of Tokyo and soon became Employee of the Month. Now that he had plenty of money, he could afford to....

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[reeshy]

buy a geisha girl outfit, a samarai sword, a big black wig, a strap-on and a pekinese pup!! After he collected all of these things, He went down to the Ginza Strip where he heard the Ho Stroll was. When he got there, he ran into...

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Reeshy, who was holding 2 of his favorite sex toys.http://www.marlin1charters.com.au/pic/japs5.jpg

Wadd then woke up! In a totally unexpected turn of events we find out this had all been some terrible dream!


the END!

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

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But wait!! As Wadd was walking down the street he found a wallet that belonged to .......TALL JAMES! as he went to search for cash and few pictures fell to the ground. What Wadd saw in those pictures made him Ill Instantly. He vomited in the street and fell to his side, screaming in pain and trying to claw his owns eyes out

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[Tall_James]

but what Wadd didn't realize that was that he was still dreaming! He was projecting his homosexual fantasies on everyone around him, hoping to make the world a gayer place.

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