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sr71blackbird
05-10-2005, 02:53 PM
And Ed coated that Anal fissure in thick layers upon layers of...

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Death Metal Moe
05-10-2005, 03:05 PM
<p>Hitler's man juice.&nbsp; Of course, Wadd had always been a big fan of Hitler's and his Final Solution, so they became fast friends.&nbsp; They would walk around Hell with their fingers up each other's asses all day, singing songs of Homoblasting Gayness and stopping to blow each other every few hours.&nbsp; It was a magical time for Wadd, but fate was not to be so kind to him, even in the afterlife.&nbsp; Suddenly as he was delivering the Roman War Helmet to Adolf, he looked up and saw..... </p><p><img src="http://unhallowed.com/sigs/NewToolsSuckAss.jpg" border="0" /> </p><p><a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a></p>

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sr71blackbird
05-10-2005, 05:02 PM
Wadd with a straw cowboy hat and a bandana around his neck, standing with one foot on top of the fence post and the other on the gutter with his pants down around his ankles, swinging his pendulous..

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FUNKMAN
05-10-2005, 05:56 PM
rosary beads as he recited&nbsp;three hail marys and two our fathers. he pulled up his trousers and secured his buttons and belt. it was a glorious day, the sun shined brightly and the breeze was light and cooling. all he could think of was how he could

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Heavy
05-10-2005, 05:57 PM
<p>convince someone to lock this thread.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The End</p>

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torker
05-10-2005, 06:23 PM
<p>or just the begining?</p>

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TheMojoPin
05-10-2005, 08:48 PM
In a world he couldn't control, one man's anus will embark on an adventure that will change the WORLD...

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AppleBoy
05-11-2005, 03:17 AM
and so Wadd rose from the bowels of hell to walk the earth once again, this time on a mission that would truly change the world.&nbsp; In an act of compassion surpassed by only a select few, Wadd set out to house the entire gay homeless community of San Francisco in his cavernous rectum.

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torker
05-11-2005, 12:19 PM
<p>Wadd wondered if his massive anal cavity would support his lofty goals. He would practice expanding his brown ring through a strenuous work out that included dry fisting with an old leather boxing glove. </p>

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sr71blackbird
05-11-2005, 05:58 PM
And so he became known amongst the enlightened followers he began to assemble as..

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DJEvelEd
05-11-2005, 06:12 PM
<p><strong>...many young children began to join too. Wadd liked the young boys because he could easily stuff more of them into his gaping asshole. He got more bang for his butt...</strong></p>

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torker
05-11-2005, 06:17 PM
<p>He dubbed his minions&hellip;</p>

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DJEvelEd
05-11-2005, 06:20 PM
<strong>...as he crowded thousands of children into his ass. Some of them were dead but it didn't matter...</strong>

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sr71blackbird
05-12-2005, 04:10 PM
He just put up with the stink.

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Tall_James
09-16-2005, 12:06 PM
But then, out of the blue, Wadd changed his name to &quot;Frosty McSacknuts&quot; and decided to move to Antartica!&nbsp;

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Furtherman
09-16-2005, 12:08 PM
For there he could make'um snowball in July,

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Tall_James
09-16-2005, 12:13 PM
Once there, he shouted &quot;I will make a habitat for the penguins in my cavernous rectum!&quot;&nbsp;

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Death Metal Moe
09-16-2005, 12:56 PM
So he joined PETA, started dating a hippie guy named Mark, stopped washing and allowed several thousand penguins to live in his butt.

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torker
09-16-2005, 01:07 PM
With&nbsp;his anus overflowing with penguins, he developed a noticeable waddle when he walked.

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TheMojoPin
09-16-2005, 01:10 PM
<p>&quot;HENCEFORTH, HE SHALL BE KNOWN ONLY AS 'WADDLES!!!'&quot;</p>

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Tall_James
09-16-2005, 01:14 PM
But tragedy soon struck while Waddles was having a oceanside picnic with Mark...a killer whale leapt from the water and into Waddles ass and started attacking and devouring the penguins!

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Furtherman
09-16-2005, 01:15 PM
<p>And to each one of his penguin children each morning he would ask, &quot;More pancakes?&quot; </p><p>Edit: the surviving penguins that is.</p><p><img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=7" border="0" /></p>

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Frosty_Sacknuts
09-16-2005, 01:20 PM
<p><font size="1">changed his name to &quot;Frosty McSacknuts&quot;</font></p><p>Its Frosty_Sacknuts.&nbsp; Mc wouldnt fit.&nbsp; </p>

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Frosty_Sacknuts
09-16-2005, 01:21 PM
The good part about this thread now, is that it just dies on its own within a few days.

Thanks,

Frosty_Sacknuts

Tall_James
09-16-2005, 03:16 PM
<p><font size="1">The good part about this thread now, is that it just dies on its own within a few days. </font></p><p>Problem was for Waddles, it wouldn't die.&nbsp; And neither would the killer whale that was swimming around his anus.&nbsp; There were 2 months of penguins to eat in there and the killing was easy.</p>

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mikeyboy
09-16-2005, 03:18 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>The good part about this thread now, is that it just dies on its own within a few days. Thanks, Frosty_Sacknuts <br />Translation: &quot;I dare you to keep it active.&nbsp; I love the attention.&quot;

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torker
09-16-2005, 03:52 PM
<font size="2"><p>After making his escape, Waddles found refuge in an ice cave. None of the penguins had survived. Waddles was crestfallen and bloodied about the anus. However, his run of bad luck had run it&lsquo;s course.&nbsp;Unbeknownst to Waddles, several penguins had laid their eggs in the dank recesses of his bowels. Soon his yearning for man-meat was only surpassed by his desire to be a mother. </p></font><font size="1"><p>p.s.~ I&rsquo;m an enabler </p></font>

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MrPink
09-16-2005, 05:12 PM
After the eggs had hatched, he decided not to be single parent and had all of the penguins killed. Just then, Billy Staples came and ate them all!

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Death Metal Moe
09-16-2005, 05:51 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!&nbsp; OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!

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AppleBoy
09-18-2005, 06:35 AM
Greenpeace got word of the incident and sent a boat&nbsp;full of hairy lesbians out to bring the scoundrels to justice.&nbsp; Staples was easily spotted in his bright orange shirt and was quickly apprehended by dangling a chicken parm sandwich off the bow of the boat.

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DJEvelEd
12-04-2005, 06:07 AM
<p>The boatload of hairy lesbians soon was lost in the rough&nbsp;seas of&nbsp;his gaping anus.&nbsp;A rough area&nbsp;called the Bunghola Triangle. Many hairy lesbian ships have been swallowed up&nbsp;in this area. FrostyMcWadSack enjoys seeing&nbsp;hairy lesbians&nbsp;drown in the murky&nbsp;mud of his anus.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> ........... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <font color="#ff0000">PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS</font> <font color="#0000ff">SPONSORED BY:&quot;THE F&AElig;CES&trade;OF C&AElig;SAR&quot; BY &AElig;SOP &copy;464 B.C.</font> <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg" border="0" /></p>

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sr71blackbird
12-04-2005, 06:23 AM
Just then, a boatload of Chinese guys pulls up next to them with Ag wrapped in ductape when all of a sudden one of them yells...

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Death Metal Moe
12-04-2005, 06:27 AM
<p>SUPLISE!!!!! </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> </p><p><a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> </p><p>DTN</p>

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sr71blackbird
09-11-2006, 06:40 PM
And tosses him over the side, into a waiting dingy with

mikeyboy
09-11-2006, 06:55 PM
<p>Holy ancient thread bump!</p><p>Given that&nbsp;Chilly McSandwichBag isn't around right now to defend himself (and there's no one whose skin we can get under anyway), it's time for the lock.&nbsp; When he comes back from whatever frozen tundra he's currently residing on, you can restart it then.</p>

TheMojoPin
01-27-2009, 09:38 AM
He's back! It can live again!

sr71blackbird
03-04-2009, 07:52 PM
And so he says, "Hey man! Where you been bro??" and Clyde says........

TooLowBrow
03-04-2009, 08:05 PM
And so he says, "Hey man! Where you been bro??" and Clyde says........

"where i've been? you wanna know where i've been?...well i'll tell you. i'll tell you where im at too! wanna know where i'm at, huh?"
"yeah"
"the end"

sr71blackbird
03-05-2009, 01:56 AM
"The end of what, man?" he says. Clyde says"The Island, you fool, what did you think I meant?". "Oh
hhh. Well, since you been gone, man, there's been lots of changes 'round here. Why, you remember Maria? Well, she up and got herself hooked up and knocked up! White boy too! No shit man" Clyde says...