Long story game.

[reeshy]

He also found out that he had the power to take on 4 men at once. He could drain them of their man mustard in under 10 seconds flat.

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[AppleBoy]

Johnee also had the power to blow huge cum bubbles out either end with which to trap evil doers. He fashioned a pink spandex costume with a lime green cape for himself and became known as the Cum Bubbler.

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[Death Metal Moe]

So the Bubbler set out for Fire Island determined to use his new powers to trap gay men and make them his unwilling sex slaves.

You thought he would use his powers for GOOD? Why? He's an asshole!

As he arrived he saw Sam Champion, dashing gay weatherman for the local ABC 7 newscast driving his BMW convertible.

Johnee seized this opportunity to cum bubble Sam and tie him up. He then threw Sam in the backseat of his own car and drove away bound for the Bubbler's sticky secret hideout located ...........

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[reeshy]

Cherry Grove. It was a lovely mansion with 2 manservants waiting at the door. The Bubbler wrapped Champion in his Lime green cape and hustled up the driveway into the house. The manservants saw what was going on and tried to...

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[Death Metal Moe]

...get a piece of that sweet ass too! Since Johnee had no dink, he rubbed his nub as he watchedhis manservants put Sam on the Rotisserie.

Sam was yelling at first. Well, making as much noise as you want with a tube steak in your throat. But then he started to quiet down. He LIKED it!

Johnee was so pissed! He wanted to see people NOT like it! His rape fantasy needed to be filled!

He knew what he had to do! He needed STRAIGHT MEN to rape! He would waste no more time! He jumped in Sam's stolen car and set out for.....

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[reeshy]

Camp LeJuene- home of the toughest he-men in the world-the USMC!!! He thought that there were no manlier men than a Marine. He drove up to the Marine guard shack in his pink Geo and asked the marine on duty if he could just cruise around the base for awhile. The young, muscular killing machine looked the Bubbler up and down with that steely glint that they all have and said "...

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[Death Metal Moe]

"GET ON THE GROUND! MOVE MOVE MOVE! DO IT NOW!!" as he pointed his rifle in Johnee's face. These guys don't take no shit from fruits in capes.

So now Johnee was in a military prison. He had always WANTED to be in one, but the reality was a lot less gay than his fantasy.

He was evaluated and rule to be mentally impaired. He was then moved off the base to a civilian mental hospital where he was given shock therapy for weeks. He kept asking them to put the electrodes on his genital stump, but the doctors were's biting at that one.

On day, in his padded room, he had a revelation!

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[DrewP]

His fantasy of being in a military brig was not as fulfilling as he had initially thought. He wasn't being gang raped as often as he had seen on his favorite show Oz. He sat back to meditate and pictured himself ...

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For being the #1 market, New York radio sucks. Aside from R & F and O & A, there is nothing worth listening to.

Now we have NOTHING!!!

See Ya, DrewP

[Tall_James]

...a priest in a large parish in Boston, and all the parishioners were either12 year old boys or large black trannies. In other words...he dreamed he was in heaven. And during this dream, Carl Yaztremski of the Boston Red Sox came into the church with his 38 ounce Louisville Slugger...

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[reeshy]

and said," Bless me Father for I have sinned" wherein Johneee said "You think you sinned-Holy Shit- Let me tell you what I have done" He told Carl everything that had happened to him up to that point. Carl couldn't help it. He started vomiting as forcefully as if it were shot from a cannon and then...

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[Tall_James]

..he started swinging his bat like he did in 1967 when he won the Triple Crown! He swung at Johnee taking the top part of his head off! JOHNEEWADD WAS DEAD !!!


Oh wait, this was only a dream. Johnee woke up...

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[AppleBoy]

.... with Tom Cruise's dick in his mouth. Somehow johnee made it to Hollywood where he was now a cum dumpster to the stars. Johnee sat up, wiped the jiz from his mouth and ....

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[reeshy]

begged Cruise to show him how to suck like LeStat! Since Cruise had already gotten his nut off, He smacked Wadd in the groin and threw him in front of a Hollywood tour bus. The driver saw him and...

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[AppleBoy]

slammed on the brakes, got out and said "Hugh Grant is always looking for a good hummer. Here's his number." The bus driver wrote the phone number on a piece of paper and gave it to wadd along with a couple of quarters. Johnee ran to the nearest pay phone....

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[Death Metal Moe]

which was on the same corner as some tranny prostitutes. When they saw Johnee they changed their ways RIGHT THERE on the sidewalk! They wiped their make-up off, un-tucked their junk and went right to church.

But this didn't matter to Johnee, he has just secured a Hugh Grant dream date! Johnee had given Hugh his location, and Hugh was on his way over to pick Johnee up.

As he waited.....

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[reeshy]

Hugh Grant picked up John Travolta, because unbeknownst to Wadd, Grant was converted to Scientology by Travolta and had also become straight. They were going to kidnap Wadd and bring him to their headquarters and strap him down on one of those weird tables they use. They pulled up to Wadd's corner and...

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[Heavy]

to thier shock johnee was dead!~ shot right in the gut and head many times over by high powered rifles at close range, blood was everywhere!

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[reeshy]

When the police arrived, they discovered that what they thought was Wadd was an Iraqi spy who was impersonating Wadd so that he could infiltrate NAMBLA and recruit kid-touchers to be human bombs. The real Wadd was hiding in a dryer in a laundromat down the block.

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He had curled up in a ball, hoping some filthy man would come in and wash his jockstrap.

Unfortunately for him, all he got was a back ache hiding in the dryer.

So after closing he crawled out, broke open the safe, stole all the cash, and ran out the back door. He used the money to take a cab to the airport and buy a ticket. A one way ticket to........

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[Tall_James]

Bangkok!

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[Heavy]

and as we all know, Wadd has bad luck in planes!! Once agian it crashed in the middle of the Pacific, exploding on impact. Everyone including Wadd was blown to pieces, then eaten by sharks.

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[Tall_James]

Johnee found himself in the belly of a Great White Shark in the middle of the South China Sea. It was dark so he lit a match and saw he wasn't alone. In the shark's belly with him was Cap'n Quint from the movie "Jaws"!

Johnee said..."What a coincidence, you were swallowed in "Jaws" and I can unhinge my jaw to swallow you also!"

Quint turned a squinty eye to Wadd and said...


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[AppleBoy]

"It's a good thing you didn't spread your ass cheeks otherwise I'd be inside a shark inside your anus." Johnee began to cry because he realized he had missed out on a golden opportunity to have a great white swimming around in his ass. Through the tears, johnee said...

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[StupidGirlllll]

The End............................................... ..........

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[reeshy]

Quint took one look at Stupidgirlll and said "Arghhhh, you stupid girl, Avast ye and blast ye!!!" He forced Stupigirlll through the Great White's asshole into the ocean where she was devoured by a mob of rabid sea monkeys, never to be seen in this story again. Quint then turned around in a rage and looked at Johneeee and said, "...

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[Tall_James]

"You will never leave this story! But you will leave this shark because I refuse to spend one more moment inside this shark with a dinkless kid-toucher such as yerself!"

Quint then took a Scuba tank, tied it to Johnee and shot it! The Scuba tank with Johnee attached flew threw the hole in the shark's ass and was sent 1000 feet into the air above the South China Sea.

When he began his descent, he landed in the basket of a hot-air balloon piloted by none other than...

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[Def Dave in SC]

...Al Gore!

Finally Johnee had come face to face with his arch nemesis.

You could cut the tension with a knife as Wadd and Gore glared at each other. Suddenly,...

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[AppleBoy]

Al said "I'm tired of living a lie. It's time to come out of the closet. Tipper was never any good at giving head anyway. So how about it johnee? How'd you like a mouth full of ex-vice presidental baby batter?"

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[DrewP]

Johnee was so excited to sip the D of the man who invented the Internet that he lost control of his bowels and out came 250 gallons of cream of sum-yung-guy.

Repulsed by this sight Al Gore jumped out of the balloon to his death, rather than get blown by this dickless, syphilitic, dumpsite of toxic human waste.

Watching Al Gore fall, Johnee cries out, .


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For being the #1 market, New York radio sucks. Aside from R & F and O & A, there is nothing worth listening to.

Now we have NOTHING!!!

See Ya, DrewP

[Tall_James]

"I LIVED IN PALM BEACH AND ME AND ALL OF MY FRIENDS VOTED FOR YOU!"

This only made Al Gore want to fall faster, defying the laws of physics, to his death.

Johnee sat back in the balloon and drifted over the sea for about 4 days, surviving on saltine crackers and his own urine. Suddenly, when all hope was almost lost.....

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[reeshy]

The balloon landed on the beautiful island of Tahiti. All the beautiful topless women came down to the beach to shower flowers on the poor castaway. As they got closer, they saw what Johneee really was. The ran back to their village screaming in fear and all the men came out to defend their homes. As they ran towards Johneee, Wadd stood up and tried to run away. As he turned,...

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[AppleBoy]

...he saw a large field of pineapples. He couldn't help himself and ran straight towards it. As wadd pleasured himself with the pineapples, the angry villagers caught up. Upon seeing wadd destroy their pineapple crop, the village chief....

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[reeshy]

ran to the shore, grabbed the nearest horseshoe crab, slapped the shit out it to make it mad and while the rest of the men held Wadd on his stomach, shoved the enraged crab up Wadd's ultra-enlarged rectum. At that moment, a PETA group on vacation saw what was going on and ran down the beach to intervene on behalf of the poor crab. One of them grabbed the crab by his tail and yanked. At that moment, Wadd...

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[Heavy]

Had a massive heart attack!! So massive infact that his head exploded into several thosuand pieces. Birds immediatly decended and ate these pieces of brain and skull. Wadd was dead.

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[AppleBoy]

David Copperfield had just performed his greatest illusion. The villagers went back to their huts, believing that wadd was dead when, in fact, wadd and Copperfield hid behind a rock, giggling like a couple of little school girls. "They're gone," Copperfield said. "Now you can repay me."

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[reeshy]

Johneee said, " Before I do that, Mr. Copperfield, could you please, please show me that trick where you make a man into a woman? PLEASE!!" Copperfield thought about it for a minute and said "Why the hell not" so he constructed the needed props and put Johneee into the box with the curtain around it. He waved his magic wand, said something like "Johneee is a fagadabra" and ...POOF...

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[Heavy]

When the curtain was pulled back, copperfield was in shock. He had made a blunder and Wadd had his cock back. Wadd was Striaght as an arrow, and on the prowl for bitches an hoes. As he walked towards the village, cock swinging down 'round his knees, he saw the local high school being let out for the day. he immediatly went over and picked up many cheerleaders, all of legal age. Straight past the parking lot into the woods they went and......thne he fucked them all. Soon after that......

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[Def Dave in SC]

...he realized that legal age in Tahiti is 6 1/2. So, the little "girls" he fucked were not readily distibguishable from boys. To his muted horror, johnee found that he really plowed 6 1/2 year old boys. And he loved every minute of it.

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[Heavy]

The Wadd mustve been smoking some bad shit, cause he wasnt thinking atriaght. The legal age of consent in Tahiti is 15 and all the girls were overly developed for thier age. And they all happened to be older then legal actually, not a one was under 17.

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[Heavy]

After clearing his head he found himself being tended to by some big booty bitches feeding him grapes and fanning him and whatnot. Every several minutes he chicks would alternate giving him oral favors. He was a God to these young ladies and they all must worship the cock.

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[reeshy]

The Wadd WAS really smoking some really bad shit since he was spewing all that crap in the last 2 posts. Again, the hallucinations began to kick in after all this time-what a shame.Before this story was rudely interrupted, all the little boys that were molested ran back to the village to tell their parents. The elders ran after Wadd with their spears and shrunken heads. Wad ran as fast as he could considering his pants were fully loaded with a humongous load of shit. He made it to the jungle and then...

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[AppleBoy]

....he ran straight as an arrow into a running brush chipper that the villagers were using to clear away the pineapple crop that he had destroyed. The angry villagers were able to get him away from the machine so they could beat the living shit out of him. However, the chipper manager to grind off johnee's junk and he was once again reduced to the flat nothingness in his pants that he was accustomed to.

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[reeshy]

Johneee was dragged through the village to be ridiculed by the people. He was tied over a barrel to be had by any who wanted a shot at his pathetic love hole. Little did the villagers know that this was a delight for our little girl. When the village chief saw a little smile on Johneee's face, he went bezerk and started to...


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[Tall_James]

take care of Johnee once and for all by filling his ass with concrete, thus sealing it off forever. However, after the 58th truck finished unloading liquid concrete into Johnees colon and finding only .05 % of it filled, they gave up. Instead, they just let a tribe a chimpanzee with rabies into the hole.

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[Heavy]

Thats when he awoke! The Wadd had yet another terrible nightmare, much like the other that plauged him throughout this story. As he awoke in a cold sweat the girls rushed to his side and began wiping him down with those sponges they use. He snapped his fingers and several chicks began giving him oral treats yet again. It was a special gift to allow them access to thier God for being so faithfull to him. Johnees' life was really headed in the right direction. A new bus load of Tahian cheerleader showed up and began building his palace by hand

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[StupidGirlllll]

The End..............................................

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[Heavy]

Yes, months later the construction of the palace had ended. Wadd was laying on that strecher thing and was being carried from his usual resting area in the shade to the front door of his palace. The hoes set him down and helped him to his feet. It was time for Wadd to meet his Queen. Wadd had requested his assistant to find the best hoe on all of Tahiti do take care of his every desire. He awaits her arrival......and then...from inside the Palace he sees her walk towards him....from behind the shadows she appears...why thats...thats...Stupidgirlllll!!!! She immediatly began putting in work so to speak as an example of how to handle buisness. As Wadd was being serviced he noticed something in the palace....The carpet dont match the Couch! And the window dressing is all wrong! Wadd was furious. As he raised his voice hundreds of young female servents scatered around outside and in the house. They started making plans to renovate when out of nowhere Stupidgirlllll......

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[Tall_James]

Unfortunately for Johnee, StupidGirll revived him at the last moment, awakening him from his reverie. God looked down from Heaven and said "Johnee...you must still serve penance on earth for all the harm you have caused others. And StupidGirl? Since you are trying cause an end to the suffering of a dinkless pedophile, I am cursing you by having you grafted to Johnee at the genetic level. Thereby, the two of you will become the thing with "Two Heads, One Dink and No Brain".

And God looked down at what he had done and saw that it was good.

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[AppleBoy]

The two headed thing walked out of the palace and horrified the villagers. "Take that two headed thing to the giant squid," said the village chief. The villagers took the two headed thing to the lagoon where a giant squid lived. They tied the two headed thing down with its legs akimbo and shoved two tons of tuna up its ass. The giant squid couldn't resist the tuna and swam right up the two headed thing's ass.

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[Death Metal Moe]

..................whuuuuu?.................
(Mr Wadd)...................

...........mmmm......whu?..........

"Mr Wadd, please. Are you OK? Are you awake yet??"

"Yes, yes I am. Where am I? I was just in a lagoon."

"Yes I know Mr. Wadd. You're at the Total Recall ripoff Facility. We just took the plot of that movie and made it our life's work, and you were inside a fantasy of your own design. But for some reason the program began to malfunction. We suspect that a covert team of hackers may have broken into you dream program and altered it"

"THANK GOD! So you mean I'm not a dickless faggot with a bottomless asshole?"

"Of course not Mr. Wadd!........................
You're a dickless Faggot with a normal sized asshole. Or whatever you people call normal sized these days. While you were out I was able to stick a whole DAK ham up there, still in the can!"

So finally awake and aware of who he was, a whole NEW chapter opened in Johnee's life! This was his REAL life! And his first order of business after he left the facility was to.......

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[Heavy]

get some bitches. Wadd loved the ladies. He was strolling down the street when he walked past a bus stop. He noticed some hot female piece of ass around 18 years old and blamo! Just like in the movies she was on her knees behind a parked car in moments. After a few hours Wadd was finished with her and got in a taxi. He told the driver to take him directly to...

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[AppleBoy]

....Jets training camp where he got a job as a locker room attendant. Sure, it was a new chapter in johnee's life but he still wanted to get pounded in the ass by the Jets defensive line.

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[reeshy]

Johneee decided that he wanted to try out for the team. He thought he might have a chance for the kicking team. He knew that he could hold the ball with his super-powerful rectum muscles while the placekicker put the ball over the field. From the very start, he was a hit. All his teammates were proud of him. For once, Johneee wasn't an outcast-he actually had a purpose in life.

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[DrewP]

During one of the biggest games of the season, the Jets were down by two points against the Bears. Johnee was called to the field to hold the football for a 20-yard field goal attempt.

With only 15 seconds in the game, Johnee manages to get his ass on the field, he places the ball on his rectum but this time his sphincter had been violated by the pre-game gang-bang that had become all too common with all of Johnee's male groupies. His rectum had been stretched beyond his ability to pucker it up tight enough to hold the ball.

As the kicker approached Johnee could no longer hold it and both the ball and the kicker were sucked into his humungous black hole by the massive amounts of gravity. So much, that light can't even escape.

The crowd was so disgusted and enraged that they stormed the field in a futile attempt to kill Johnee. But .


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Now we have NOTHING!!!

See Ya, DrewP

[DrewP]

(Damn those double postes)


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For being the #1 market, New York radio sucks. Aside from R & F and O & A, there is nothing worth listening to.

Now we have NOTHING!!!

See Ya, DrewP

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[Death Metal Moe]

They were all lost in his ass as well. Foolish Mob.

So with this ass full of corpses, Johnee thought he might be able to sell his ass as a real life house of horrors.

He headed for the circus as fast as his full rectum would allow. There it is! He was running for the Freak show now!

As he approached.......

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[reeshy]

Johneee saw a guy with a bicycle standing there. Johneee asked him if the circus was hiring. The guy turned out to be Pee Wee Herman. Pee Wee said "AHH HAA- sure- I can get you a job here but first- wanna go to a movie?" So Johneee and Pee Wee went down to the nearest slime palace and bought tickets. Once inside, Pee Wee said. "...

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[AppleBoy]

"Open your mouth and I'll give you a salty, protein enriched surprise." Johnee stopped daydreaming about Louie Anderson and got ready for Pee Wee's treat but Pee'Wee's aim was as bad as wadd's ass is deep and Pee Wee shot johnee right in the eye.

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Johnee screamed "OH NO ! I'M BLIND!!!"

He wasn't really blind however, he just wanted the attention that being blind brought. He left the theatre and went to a nearby Staples and bought a tin cup and 100 pencils to sell on street corners.

He sold pencils for about a week until the day when a hot guy came by and he said the wrong thing to him. Ironically, the enraged guy stabbed Johnee in the eyes with a pencil...JOHNEE WAS NOW ACTUALLY BLIND!!!



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[reeshy]

Now Wadd stood there and thought "Ok, not only am I a fag, have no dink, my right hand is gone and I have the Grand Canyon for an ass, now I friggin' can't see. What the hell else can go wrong?" Just then, an Iragi terrorist was running down the street with the FBI hot up his ass. Just as he got up to Wadd, he...

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tripped on some subway grating and fell headlong into wadd's ass. The terrorist tried to escape by detonating the briefcase bomb that he was carrying but that only made johnee smile. As the FBI came up to johnee, they....

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[reeshy]

They congratulated Wadd on saving hundred's if not thousands of innocent lives by absorbing the explosion. Wadd, in his most humble way, said that it was nothing but if they wanted to , all the agents could pull a train on him if they wanted. The agents became enraged when they heard this and...

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[DrewP]

Arrested him, beat the living shit out of him and sent him to Tibet, where Johnee learned the way of Tibetan Budism, changed his homosexual ways, and contented himself meditating for days on end to keep his ped ways in check.

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But trouble erupted when the Tibetan monks learned that Johnee had been using a sacred statue of Buddah as a buttplug. Normally men of peace, the monks turned baddass when they learned of this transgression. They dragged Johnee outside of the temple and...

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[reeshy]

Shoved burning incense sticks and that big brass horn they use up his ass. Just at that moment, the yak burger that Johneee had for lunch fermented and he let go with a tremendous ass belch. The sound that came out of that horn was stupendous. The monks thought that it was the voice of the Buddha calling to them and they all fell prostrate to the ground in worship. Johneee saw this and...

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[AppleBoy]

began crying like a little bitch because he couldn't baptize them with his spunk as a result of him not having any nads. Instead, he turned around and showered the monks with chunks of rotting pineapple that had been fermenting in his ass. The monks looked up, raised their hands to the sky and...

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[reeshy]

started worshipping Wadd as the re-incarnated god Vishnuenagattadavitaspokanealamodelightswitch!!!Th ey carried him to their temple where they said he must marry the Goddess Syphylischancersoreonthellips- the Goddess of Elephants!!! Johnee was ectastic and happy beyond his wildest dreams!! He jumped on top of the elephant and began to....

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wonder where his bride to be had gone. OH NO! She has slid up his ass like so many other people and whole civilizations.

Oh well, she would always be with him.

So he was sick of this monk shit, so he traveled to a doctor in Africa that could get him eyes from the black market. After paying the doctor with the large gold Buddah statue that was still in his ass, Wadd now had his vision back! Huzzah!

The first thing he did was suck off the doctor and get a load in his new eyes! He loved the sting!

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[DrewP]

Johnee was approached by the black market ring-leader. He proposed that Johnee use his giant rectum to smuggle diamond out of West Africa where he could make millions, so long as he does not get caught by the revolutionaries. Johnee accepted on the condition that ...

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[AppleBoy]

...he be provided with 50 well hung tribesmen to satisfy his daily bukkake needs. The ring leader agreed and began shoving the diamonds up johnee's ass while johnee was getting sprayed with man mustard by the tribesmen.

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[reeshy]

After Johnneee finished with his "baptism", he started walking through the desert. As he entered Libya, he saw a very fancy tent set up in the distance. As he approached it, he saw an arab-lookiong gentleman in very expensive, fancy robes. When Johneee asked him who he was, the man replied, "Kneel down before me, you infidel dog!! I am the great Uday Saddam, you unclean unbeliever!!!" Johneee gasped and thought to himself.".....

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[Heavy]

"Holy shit, and here Iwas thinking your name was Uday Hussien, but appartently your last name is Saddam"

But then the Wadd felt something sharp on his leg. What was that sting?! Why it was a pen he rolled over onto while sleeping....and it woke him up! The Wadd was back on Tahiti being serviced by the ladies. They carried him into his palace where he watched the ballgame and had a few beers.

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[DrewP]

Johnee then woke up, and couldn't figure out why he keeps dreaming about being hetero, waking up after dreaming about Uday Sadam. He continues his trek through the desert looking for an oasis where spent the rest of his days looking to wash off the icky feeling of all those chicks from his recurring hetero dreams.

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[Heavy]

Wadd was certainly dehydrated and his mind was playing tricks on him. Soon enough he reached a small town and got a nice galss of ice water and was thinking straight again. He started hitting on all the waitresses and was banging them all in the kitchen 5 minutes later. Several chicks actually threw thier wedding rings out the window stating they could never return home to thier husbands after having a real man. Wadd was done with them though so he grabbed a car in the parking lot and headed off into the sunset.

The End

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[AppleBoy]

The end of the lies and half truths told by johneewadd would never come. Yes, he banged all this women. He banged them all in the head with a 2x4. The women that were satisfied were all wives of al Queda members and a stray dog would have kept them satisfied which, in fact, was the case here. Johneewadd did ride off into the sunset - in a yellow Miata with Fabio.

The Miata soon broke down and they both hopped on a Vespa motor scooter. Fabio drove while johnee sat in the back. He wrapped his arms around Fabio and whispered sweet nothings into his ear. Fabio began to cry. "I can never love a man with a gaping asshole as big as yours", he weeped "and stop rubbing my nipples." Sad and depressed at the sound these words, johnee....

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[DJEvelEd]

...decided to call Dr. Sal Calabro for an asshole reduction procedure. On the way to the doctor's office, the huge gaping ass continued to swallow whole buildings which is how Johnee found his gay sweet spot in his rectum and then,,,

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[SatCam]

...he finally arrived at the doctor's office. When Johnee was examined, Dr. Calabro shoved his...

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[reeshy]

entire office, equipment and staff included, right up there for a complete anal exam. When the doctor emerged from Johneee's rectal nether regions, he took off his miner's helmet and immediately called the Bureau of Mines for inspectors to come up for an emergency inspection. He suspected that Johneee's a-hole might in fact be turning into a dreaded "Black" hole that could theoretically swallow up the whole universe. President Bush was advised and he called...

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[Death Metal Moe]

Pantera of Ronfez.net fame. It seems that Pantera was by day a mild mannered Postman. But when his nation was in dire need, as it was today, he smoked a phat bowl and became "The TCH Avenger!" With Munchies far superior to that of mortal men! And with strange super powers that only the sweet leaf could tap into.

As The THC Avenger was flying to the scene in a cloud of smoke, he could see the growing asshole on the horizion. Just looming in the distance with a forboding stench of man ass in the air.

As he landed at the scene of the powerful rectum.......

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[Tall_James]

...and he took one look and stopped dead in his tracks, muttering "The horror...the horror"

The THC Avenger turned around and flew to the nearest 7-11 where he consumed his weight in Tasty-Kakes and microwave burritos to quell his raging munchies and to forget what he had seen.

But this left Johnee and the world in the same dire predicament. Jodie Foster showed up and tried to make "Contact" with the lost civilizations in Johnee's ass but met up with the spirit of her dead father who told her to get the hell out of there.

Finally, a lunar probe was launched into Johnee's rectum to make contact with the Black Hole and get some initial readings.

Imagine the look of surprise on the scientists when...

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[Heavy]

they woke up from this nightmare. They had all been part of some experiment in dream control and something had gone terribly wrong. It was all just a bad dream they said to eachother.

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[AppleBoy]

Then johnee clicked the heels of his ruby red slippers together three times and kept saying "There's no place like home." Before you know it, they were all back in San Francisco shoving pineapples up johneewadd's ass just like the old days. "Good times, good times," johnee thought to himself as he....

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[Heavy]

woke up from another nightmare. Johnee was sick of these reoccurring dreams that were causing him great distress and mental anguish. He also lost the ability to spell simple words for some reason and that bothered him aswell. Of to lay on the couch and relive these terrible dreams. As the entered the big Dr.s office, he realized SHE was a hot piece of ass and he wound up banging her for the hour instead of getting the dreams thing worked out. he left the office, undoubtedly to be revisited by these dreams again.

But oddly enough the dreams never came back! Wadd soon met a nice chick, got married and lived happily ever after


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[AppleBoy]

...and blew her father on days that begin with the letter T.

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Tuesday Johnee drained his ass of all unecessary sperm and planetary probes and walked to work. On the street,,,

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[DrewP]

...when a fleet of trucks heading towards him were unable to break due to all the man-juice that spilled out. Johnny was bent over at the time and the trucks drove right up his gaping rectum and were lost forever.

Feelling aroused by all pounding in his innards Johnny immediately attempted to run a batch. Since he had no penis he massaged the nub that used to be his tiny dink and started kicking his leg like a puppy hoping it would cause him pleasure.

Disillussioned with the by the twists and turns his life had taken him on...

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Richard Gere!!! "Pssst" Gere hissed from the alley that he was lurking in. Johneee saw who it was and immediately started to shiver and shake. He finally met the Master of the Anal Invaders in the flesh. Johneee was scared shitless (not hard for him!!) Gere grabbed Johneee by the collar, pulled him right up to his face and said, ".....

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"I got nowhere else to go!"

johnee smiled and hugged his hero.

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He hugged him so hard that 3 gerbils shot out of his ass. Johnne heard cheers behind him and saw the "Gerbil Saving Brigade" of PETA that does nothing but follow Richard Gere around all the time. They were giving Johnee a standing ovation!

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[reeshy]

Johneee turned beet-red and said "Gee, Mr. Gere, I'm so sorry" Gere looked at him with pure hatred and screamed in that high pitched squeal of his "You FUCKING BITCH" and proceeded to slap Johneee silly!! Johnee started to duck and run when he saw in the distance none other than...

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OPRAH?!?! What the hell was SHE doing there? No matter, in all the confusion Richard lost track of Johnee and that gave him the opportunity to get over to Oprah.

"Ms. Winfrey! I'm such a fan! Could you PLEASE help me escape the ravinous Richard gere?!"

"SHUT UP, CRACKA!"

And with that, she belted Johnee in the back of the head with a huge turkey leg she had been munching on. It knocked him out and his body fell under a truck parked on the street. This was actually a blessing in disguise because it gave him a great place to hide out as Richard Gere and his homosexual mob hunted for him.

About 9 hours later, Johnee awoke from under the truck,rolled out and gatherd his thoughts for second. As he did........

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[Heavy]

he woke up from the terrible dream! He was back in his bed with a young stripper and all was well.

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But his image was shattered when he realized that the stripper was really Richard Gere in drag. Gere continued to molest poor Johnee by stuffing gerbils up his ass and forcing him to watch "Pretty Woman" over and over again. Gere than took an old Coleco football game and stuck it......

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[AppleBoy]

... and stuck that up johnee's ass too. The gerbils had a great time playing with it. The fun didn't last very long since the game broke in a short time due to the fact that it was old. This got the gerbils so mad that they....

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...chewed holes in Johnee's colon, causing Johnee to make flute sounds every time he farted.

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[reeshy]

Johnee was walking down the street and merrily tooting a showtune with his newly tuned rectum (he had just finished a can of beans) when he ran into Elton John. Elton heard these cheery little notes being played and asked Johneee to accompany him to the concert hall so that they could collaborate with Boy George in an all- gay musical that they were toying with. Johneee was delighted and went with Elton to...

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[DJEvelEd]

...the sperm bank for a few drinks. While he was there, Johnee had some fresh sperm stuck to the walls of his colon that the sperm bank could use, so he scraped off the fresh stuff and gave it to the nurse and...

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asked her to accompany he and Elton to Macy's to pick out matching blouses that they could wear on stage together. But their love affair would soon be tested as they fought over what color the blouses should be. Elton wanted red and Johnee wanted hot pink. They compromised and went with purple. They then went to find Boy George who was with Richard Gere in the...

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[AppleBoy]

...men's room. They were both getting oral treats from George Michael. Johnee saw this, flew into a jealous rage and got into a vicious slap fight with George Michael. Everyone got scared, started screaming like little bitches and ran for the door but they couldn't leave because standing in the doorway was...

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[Tall_James]

...the ghost of lawyer Roy Cohn! Yes, the Roy Cohn...the homosexual lawyer, who along with Senator Joe McCarthy, tried to rid the government of Soviet infiltrators during the 1950's!

The boys in the bathroom turned sheet white! There was a ghost in the bathroom with them. Johnee had an idea....

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[Snoogans]

he said ill blow the ghost and all his friends so they let us go

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[Snoogans]

he said ill blow the ghost and all his friends so they let us go

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

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[Tall_James]

...so Johnee went up to the ghost of Roy Cohn to try and hob his knob. But due to the vaporous condition of his spectral wang, Johnee couldn't latch his mandibles onto it.

Johnee started crying with joy..."I have a non-existant dink too! Will you be my mommy?"

At that point, the ghost left the men's room in disgust. Leaving the effeminate pop stars to shake in their respective panties.

Johnee gathered up his new friends and made his way out of the bathroom and into...

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the monkey wrench, to enjoy a drink or 2 with his new found "buddies". on the way to the monkey wrench, however, johneewadd was confronted by his worst nightmare, a....

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[AppleBoy]

...huge rally of Christian fundamentalists. Johnee turned to run but was immediately cut down by a Flair chop from Pat Robertson. Pat angrily looked johnee in the eye and said...

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[reeshy]

"Repent ye sinful sodomite eunuch!! I cast out Beelzebub and all his hosts!!!" Our poor little Johneee began to shiver and quake and smoke began to pour out of his ass!!! All the neighborhood dogs began to howl, the birds fell out of the air and the stars were blotted from the sky!! Johneee's body began to levitate off of the ground and then...

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[Heavy]

the time had come.....for the Wadd to awake from this terrible nightmare!

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...however it was prophesized by the Christian fundamentalists that three things needed to happen before Johnee could awake from his dream and put an end to all of his torment...

1. Jennifer Love Hewitt becomes President of the United States and marries a Leg of Lamb....

2.

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[reeshy]

2. John Wayne comes back to life and professes his life-long love of Liberace

3. ...



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3. Johneewadd finally realizes that his namesake starred in gay porn films and enjoyed the sensation of man-ass.

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[AppleBoy]

Johnee couldn't take it any more. He needed to know when the torment would end. He arranged for an audience with the Archbishop of Canterbury. Johnee told the archbishop about the prophecies. The archbishop lit some incense, said a few prayers, meditated for several minutes, then revealed that...

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..there was an altar boy latched onto his junk under his robes RIGHT NOW! He looked at Johnee and for the 1st time in his lecherous life he felt at home. The Arch Bishop offered Johnee a job on the spot! Johnee agreed and he was automatically give a Church to minister in California! He would be issued a uniform, a kick ass bible and 3 alter boys to take with him, with more to come as his congregation grew!

So many weeks passed in his new job and Johnee was VERY satisfied with his new life.

Then one day on the Christmas Mass.......

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...Johnee was found naked in the Nativity Scene trying to anally pleasure himself with the gifts of gold, frankensence and myrhh. It certainly wasn't a "silent night" when the outraged parishioners dragged him outside the church and beat him to within inches of his life.

Bloodied and alone....

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[Snoogans]

johnny dragged his way to the nearest doctor. it turned ouut to be a dentist and he put johnee under and molested him. when johnee awoke, his pants were undone and he

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

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[Tall_James]

...told the doctor that his dink was hurting and could he take a look at it.

The dentist replied.."Look at your dink because it hurts? I'm a fucking dentist you moron!"

To which Johnee replied "Yeah, I know. But it has a tooth in it!"

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[Snoogans]

the dentist, noticing his crown was missing, rushed johneewadd outside. stolling down the street with no pants and a crown in his johnson, johnee came across...

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

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eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Heavy]

...a hookers fat tits then politely wiped her off. He then pulled up his pants and became repulsed by these visions he'd been having. He walked towards the door to get some fresh air but he......

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soon remembered he was already outside so instead he just leaned against a tree and composed himself.

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[reeshy]

realized that none of the prophesy's had come true. Not only that, He was also hallucinating very badly in that he thought that he had a dink (see aforementioned posts). He now knew that he was going slowly insane. With that, He hopped a plane to Vienna to look up the world's most famous psychiatrist...

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[Heavy]

ANd we all know how Johnees' plane trips go. He packed a suitcase and headed to the airport. He sat in his seat a fastened his seatbelt. Somewhere over spain the plane hit bad weather and crashed. The plane blew up and johnee was dead.

The End.

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So take that, faggots!

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[Snoogans]

Having died during and now awoken from his dream, johnee realized he was still in the dentist chair naked. He awoke to find a television where at that very moment, he saw his hero with a 12 incher in his mouth. Johneewadd suddenly felt relieved that he can be gay cause he finally realized his hero was. after thankin the dentist for this epiphany, johnee stolled out the door to find...

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

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[Heavy]

And he tried to make sense of it all. He had thoughts in his head but he couldnt desipher it all, it all seemed to be complete jibberish. And walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He was just content to sit there and colect his thoughts, because he felt like he may be turning into a retard after the thoughts he had earlier. Soon enough he felt better and chalked it up to another crazy dream. He hit on a chick soon enough and was penetrating her anus in short time.after several hours the bartended had lost his patients and finally kicked johnee and his date out of the bar. Once outside The Wadd confessed his love for the hooker and they were soon married. All was well for the next 5 years until one day...

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...the happy couple walked past a vegetable stand. Johnee saw a huge pile of pineapples, went bat shit insane and began shoving them up his ass at record pace. Even this was too much for the hooker (who was really a hermaphrodite which is why johnee stayed with him/her for so long). The hooker ran over and told the owner of vegetable stand what was going on. The owner then went over to johnee and...

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[Snoogans]

bent johnee over and started packin the pinapples. this put johnee into ecstacy to the point he no longer cared for the hermaphro hooker. The store owner and johnee bought an apartment together and were "joined in union" in VT. at the wedding reception...

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

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[Heavy]

At the reception the date rape drug wore off and Johnee when off. Smack, blam! Pow!! Johnee hooked everyone in the church up with a fat lip and knocked out a few teeth as well. He ran outside and down the street as fast as possible. he jumps on a bus en route to Canada. He tries to put this terrible memory out of his head so he hits on some teenage runaway and allows her to blow him all the way to Toronto. And then...

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[Snoogans]

realizes that the teenage runaway from niagra falls ontario canada has a package twice the size of his and it turns out to be doug gilmour. so johnee has found him self a hockey star. lit up with excitement, johnee...

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

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[Heavy]

ran right to the NHL record book and learned that Doug Gilmore hasnt played in Toronto since the 95-96 season. This person was an imposter. In fact Wadd checked the mans wallet and the mans I.D prooved him to be Snoogans. The Wadd had heard stories as a child about the molesting Snoogans who saw no difference between young children and farm animals. Snoogans had been lusting over the Wadds cock for many years but Mr Wadd is straight, so he got none of it. The Wadd called the authorities and fled town immediatly, catching a bus to Montreal. He had heard stories about strip clubs and he fit right in. Banging hot chicks nightly, he Wadd figured it couldnt get any better. He bought an apartment building and rented the units out to his girlfiends. Life was good.

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[AppleBoy]

"...and...scene!" yelled the director. Johneewadd loved doing gay porn but he hated it when the director tried to give the film a story line, especially ones that involved a dream sequence where johnee was supposed to be straight, as was the case now. As long as the end result was a fat hairy guy pounding him in the ass all day, johnee would put up with it, though. Trying to put the thought of heterosexual sex out of his mind, johnee....

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[Heavy]

went and batched all over a hot strippers tits. He couldnt help it. He was hetro and he liked it. Loved it actually. Any thought of man meat turned his stomach and made him puke. Yes, Wadd loved the ladies. He Decided to flee town, leaving all behind. He caught a bus en route to Winnipeg and liked what he saw when he arrived. He rented for a few years, then he bought a home right on lake Winnipeg. he would go ice fishing in the winter.

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He was happy because now hot chicks moved in with him and cooked.

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[Death Metal Moe]

But it was then that Johnee's life really caught up with him. He suddenly realized how shallow his life of cheap sex and loveless relationships was. He also noticed that a few spots were starting to form on his face. So Johnee went to the doctor, and when the tests came back it turned out Johnee had AIDS. He was devistated.

With this news, he returned home to his parents and begged them for forgiveness. They of course took their son back with open arms. They would now care for him and help him fight this disease.

Johnee spent the next few years on various drug programs to help fight the virus, but his body slowy gave in to the attack.

Johnee passed away quietly one night alone in his room at his parent's house. He was only 44. His life had been a sham and he had accoplished nothing. His parents had his body cremated, and they spread his ashes out in a local lake where they had taught Johnee to swim. They had very fond memories of lazy summer days spent there. Now it would forever be a painful place they would hardly want to return to. The hardest thing for a parent is to bury their own child.

With one last tearful goodbye, Mr. and Mrs. Wadtowski turned their back and walked away from that place, and never spoke of it or their pain again. Mrs. Wadtowski died a few short months later of complications in surgery to remove a cyst from her lower intestine. Completely alone and emotionally destroyed by the death of her and his son, Mr. Wadtowski hung himself from the tree in their backyard. He had used the rope from Johnee's old tire swing to do it in a symbolic gesture that would make even the most hearty soul shed a tear of simpathy for this family.

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[reeshy]

Back in Iraq, as the GI's were dragging the bodies of Uday and Qusay Hussien through the streets in celebration, an intelligence officer found some papers implicating Death Metal Moe in a plot to fabricate the death of Johneee Wadd. Delta Team was dispatched back to the States to hunt down this dastardly villian. They tracked Moe down to a little, decrepit shack in Montana. As they surrounded the hovel, shots rang out and Johnee was heard to scream " You dirty rats, You ain't gonna take me and Moe alive" Moe and Johneee were in cahoots. The FBI was called in and ...

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they tried to breach the compound. They found it difficult to emplace snipers due to the fort being on a hilltop. Do to the concertina wire obstacles and minefields they found it difficult to approach by foot or by vehicle. Johneewadd rotated for the south and east positions of fire while Moe handled the North and west sectors. Everytime the agents tried to enter the open area around the camp grounds, they were fired at. Moe warned the agents that evil was protecting them and hoisted the flag of Satan high above the fortress. When poor unsuspecting animals approached the hideout they were killed, eaten, and thier heads were impaled on stakes on the hillside surounding the fort. The standoff lasted for days. They lived off Moose and picked berries from plants they grew in the fort.
The duo was doubed "Double trouble" on News broadcasts and in the papers. The lame headline only aggravated them more.

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After about a week into the siege, Moe knew that he had to get some sleep but he knew the minute that he shut his eyes, Johneee would creep over to sampe some of that Moe Mustard, Moe was in a quandry- he knew he would go crazy without sleep but there was no way in hell he was going to let Johneee have his way with him. He finally got the bright idea to have Johneee...

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[Heavy]

Moe was dilussional. Indeed, he had gone too long without sleep. He told Johnee He would have to pull guard alone for a few hours. "No problem" Said Wadd, and Moe took his nap without incident. Johnee fought off several agents as they tried an assualt in broad daylight. Soon Moe awakened and stood guard while Wadd slept, again without incident. But thats to be expected since they are both straight men.

Early the next morning, the phone in the cabin rang. It was an FBI negotiator, wanted to know the duos demands. To start Moe asked for a collection of CDs including classics from Obituary, Cannibel Corpse and Carcass. Johnee asked for Hookers and informed the agent that no furthur negotiations would take place untill those demands were met.

The agents agreed.

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[AppleBoy]

The agents agreed that no matter what he said or however long he held them off, johneewadd was a flaming homosexual and the only way to lure johnee out of the compound was with a naked Leonardo DiCaprio. Leonardo was called in and as soon as he Dr0pped trou, johnee came racing out of the compound, latched on to Leo's knob and began sucking for his life. The agents then burst into the compound only to find that....

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[Heavy]

the real Johneewadd was lying in wait for them as they opened the door. They realized thier mistake, but it was too late. Wadd mowed them all down with machine gun fire then rolled the dead bodies down the hill.

Later that evening an investigation into the event showed that the clever Mr Wadd had tied a tree trunk to an Oxs' junk so it would look more like him, and the agents along with poor Leonardo fell for it. It was a brilliant plan executed perfectly.

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[Death Metal Moe]

YOU PRICKS!

I tried to END this cluster fuck as elegantly as I could, but NO! You couldn't let it die! Well if it's war you want, it's war you shall have!

We COULD have ended this and started the Long Story Game 2, but NOOOOOO. Damn you!

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[Heavy]

Damn you!


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Damn you all to hell!!!!!

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[Death Metal Moe]

Contiuning the story:

After clearing a path through the agents, Johnee and Moe made a break for it in a armored car they rigged together.

But now they were even more wanted men than before. So they changed their identities and got out of the country. They headed for Brazil because Johnee kept talking about wanting to bang hot Brazilian women. He sold Moe on the idea to Moe after 2 words: Pig Roasts.

So there they were. 2 men on the scene in Brazil. Their 1st order of business was.......

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Banging hookers and eating pigs. Moe chucked spears into the fuckers hearts then stuck them over a fire. Wadd used the pig roast as a selling point to hot Brazillian chicks. They fell for it. They are stupid. So Moe ate bacon and Wadd banged hot chicks and then.....

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and then Moe banged hot chicks and Wadd ate bacon. Wadd doesnt like bacon too much so he began construction on a base camp that was heavily fortified. It was finished in due time and the 2 lived like Kings.

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[Tall_James]

However, there was one little tidbit that had not been released to the press, Moe was not acting of his own accord. You see, Johnee not only liked to eat "Sperm Smoothies"...he had developed cannibalistic tendencies!

Earlier in the month, while Moe slept with his ass towards the wall (fearing a midnight ass-commando raid by Johnee), Johnee injected him with a sedative and helped himself to the logic centers of Moe's bacon-flavored cerebrum...

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After eating most of Moe's frontal lobe, Johnee had himself a zombie-like servant who would do anything for him! Well, not everything...even zombies found Johnee repulsive and would fight to the death to keep from getting mounted.

So with Moe a mindless slave, kept passive by copious amounts of Virginia Ham, Johnee twittled away the days reading "Inches" magazine and looking for young men to molest then feed upon.

Unfortunatley, Johnee slipped up one day and tried to feed Moe some "turkey bacon". The shock of such a porcine blasphemy awoke Moe from his trance and he...

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[reeshy]

Went absolutely berzerk!!! He tied Johneee to a chair with barbed wire and called his band "Unhallowed" down to the compound, They gave Johneee his very own "private"concert.Tthey made sure that Johneee was directly in front of all of the speakers and they cranked up the amps all the way to 11!!!!! The sympathetic vibrations that were set off(especially during the vocal rendition) caused severe vibrations in Johneee's cavernous asshole that literally blew him apart! Moe finally got what he wanted- the Dastardly Johneee was finally deceased!!!!!
P.S. the authorities were so grateful to Moe that all charges were Dr0pped and he was given his very own recording studio as a reward from a grateful nation!!!

The End.

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[Tall_James]

For shame Reeshy and Moe. For the record...

I DID NOT VOTE FOR THIS THREAD TO END!!!

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[Heavy]

The End.

Yes, that was the end of Moes' terrible, terrible dream. As he awoke he tried to make sense of it all. While rounding up pigs a few weeks earlier he heard a local boy tell the tales of the old Vodoo lady that lived on the edge of town. "She once turned a man insane just for raping her daughter" the boy said. "Shes a master of mind control and has been known to curse men because she holds a grudge against her high school boyfriend"

Moe knew that the old hag was responsible for his dreams, and in the morning He and Wadd would have to find her and work out some sort of deal so shell stop this action on his brain.

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[reeshy]

You're right, Tall James-I'm sorry-it won't happen again- I promise!!!

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[reeshy]

Ok, so Moe and Wadd walked into town to find out any information that they could about this mysterious voodoo woman. But when they got to town, Wadd saw a tattoo parlor and asked Moe to help him pick out a cool Death Metal tat that our Johnee could proudly sport on his manly biceps. Moe said, " Sure, my very bestest friend, let's go into this friendly looking establishment and see what we shall find for you". When they entered, the owner was a grizzled old oriental looking gentleman with thousands of tattoos covering every inch of his body. He looked at Johnee and said"...

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[Heavy]

"No tatoo for you round rye!" At that point Wadd and Moe politley excused themselves from the building....then snuck in the back door and caught the old man off guard. With a knife to his throat they demanded that he tell them everything he knows about the Vodoo lady. He refuses to give the old lady up, so Moe calmly walks aorund the store flipping over shelves and tables and breaking glass. Wadd brings the man in the bathroom and dumpms his head int he tiolet. He wont budge. Then Moe had an idea on how to make the man talk........

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[AppleBoy]

"Just show him your gaping AIDS infected anus with all the man goo dripping out of it. That should make him talk," said Moe. "If that won't do it then the cries of the ghosts of the many poor souls who lost their lives in that cavernous bung hole of yours surely will."

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[reeshy]

"What the fuck did you say that for?" Johneee bellowed. Moe looked dumbfounded and said" That wasn't me" and kicked over a steamer trunk that was sitting in the corner. Out rolled a midget pirate that tried to scurry out the door but Moe was quicker and grabbed him by the collar and lifted him up to eye level. The little bastard spit right in Moe's eye and...

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[Heavy]

Moe then proceeded to calmly rip the midgets eyeballs out of his head and bite the lips off his face. The old oriental tatoo artist and seen enough. He was willing to tell all he knew about the Vodoo woman. He started by telling them that she.....

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[AppleBoy]

...used to give johnee a Cleveland steamer every Wednesday afternoon at 3 but she had to give it up because she couldn't handle the diet of prunes and corn any longer. A look of disgust came over Moe's face while johnee just looked at the ground and rubbed his taint. The old man then went on to say...

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[Death Metal Moe]

That She and He were the SAME PERSON! It turns out that the voodoo woman was also the oriental tattoo shop owner! She just tucked her junk away when she wanted to look more like a woman, and took back out and let the facial hair grow in to look more like a man.

Johnee immediatly vomited for having even touched the sick bastard/bitch. "I get that arot" she said.

So Moe and Johnee sat down and negotiated just what it would take for the voodoo hermaphrodite to break her hold on Moe's mind. It seems that there was a GREAT Evil they had to defeat for her. She had seen it in a dream. It seems there was a thread on a messageboard that had been threatening to take over the world!

So their task was to END the Long Story Game.

So they did and the board braced itself for a new Long Story premise. One that didn't involve such raging homosexuality maybe.

The End.

Ps- I don't care WHAT you think! It's Over Johnny!

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YOUR MOMS' BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Tall_James]

...cried Johnee as he thought about a place he would never go! Apparently these sudden outbursts were a sign of Tourette's Syndrome...an unfortunate disease which causes the victim to shout out inappropriate phrases at inappropriate times.

Apparently he had given it to his partner Moe, evidenced by this wild, insane statement...


I don't care WHAT you think! It's Over Johnny!


Just at that moment, the ghost of John Belushi appeared on the scene and shouted..

"OVER? IT'S NOT OVER TIL WE SAY ITS OVER! WAS IT OVER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR?????"

...and its not over now.

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[Death Metal Moe]

No Tall James, it's over. Stand by for the Long Story Game 2.

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[Tall_James]

To say that I am disappointed is an understatement. Unfortunately, I believe that "Long Story 2" will have more in common with "Caddyshack 2" than "Godfather 2" in terms of substance, originality and pure vitriol.

Oh well, I'm putting on my mask and getting the hell out of here.

Good day to you sirs.

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Pussy

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[Death Metal Moe]

Actually, now that I look at the other thread, I have no inspiration. Maybe we SHOULD keep thie one open.

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[Heavy]

Oh well, I'm putting on my mask and getting the hell out of here.



The mask Tall James spoke of was the black leather "gimp" mask for Pulp fiction. Tall James enjoyed wearing this mask to the carnival festival while he visited Brazil. He teamed up with Moe and Johnee to help run the new whore house they bought with the Vodoos ladys money.

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The End

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[StupidGirlllll]

No its not!!!!!!!!!

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Thank U Toddy Bear

[Heavy]

Did you wanna add something???!!!!

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[AppleBoy]

No matter how much he professed his heterosexuality, johneewadd kept a rainbow (a universal symbol of gay pride) in his sig pic as a subtle acknowledgement to the gay community that deep down inside, he will always be a happy boy.

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Its a sign MOE!!! This thread cant die now!

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[Death Metal Moe]

Well, I TRIED to end this thing. I tried to bring it to an elegant end. And we tried to start a new game.

But it seems THE MAN shut that one down! So now we gotta start THIS thread again!

So I have no idea if we're gonna keep the old Johneewadd story alive, continue the story from 'The Neverending Story Game" or start an all together new one.

Let's figure it out because I need to write!

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[Heavy]

It cant die. I wont die. NEVER.
I'll clean up this mess Moe, and we'll take it from there:



The mask Tall James spoke of was the black leather "gimp" mask for Pulp fiction. Tall James enjoyed wearing this mask to the carnival festival while he visited Brazil. He teamed up with Moe and Johnee to help run the new whore house they bought with the Vodoos ladys money.


And then they realized James was:



He was straight and happily married, but also a daring double agent for the forces of Good in the world. He was due at the phone booth he always fecives orders from at 9. It was a 10 minute walk from the porn shop, so he picked up a video quickly and headed for the check out. As he approached the check out, he recognized......





...the fact that he should have kept quiet. However, not willing to take his turn in the barrell, he left, with Moe and Johnee to have a drink and call it a day. He was too old and too near retirement. His pension was awaiting. The spy business is a young man's game. He wished Moe and Johnee good luck and took his gold watch from the agency and bought a boat "Live Forever" on which he fished for marlin while drinking beer and eating turkey sandwiches. With mustard and potato chips on the side.




Unfortunatly, Tall James forgot it was before 9AM. To go to a bar and start drinking at that hour would be just like shouting out loud "I am an alcholholic!" So instead, the 3 STRAIGHT men left for a local IHOP to grab some grub. They were scheduled to meet Reeshy there.

As they pulled up to the IHOP.......







the three hetro men noticed a deviant trying to steal a car. The trio bolted from the car and gave chase to the man. But then, out of nowhere....



Tall James fell and broke his hip. And his medic-alert bracelet wouldn't work. And he was missing Matlock. So he said fuck it and retired to Poughkeepsie where he opened up a "Used Popsicle" store



President Bush called Tall James," James, I know that you just busted up your hip and your older than the dirt under jesus' sandals, but your nation really needs you, Since we got Uday and qusay, we need someone of your caliber to hunt down the Old Man. We REALLY need you, Oh yea, you can bring those two deeks with you" How could Tall James refuses his country's call? Of course he would go- so he tuned up his secret agent wheelchair and told Moe and Johnee to shake a leg since they had a date with destiny and had to save the free world from Evil. So Moe finished his BLT and Johnee turned off the Spice channel and they headed off to the airport.



...it was at this point that a caravan of gay guys collided with moe and johnees car. moe woke up dazed almost instantly, and walked away. johnee woke up several hours later in the arms of three men. at first he was repulsed, but then he realized he liked it, he grabbed...


He grabbed one of the men by the wrist, to awaken him. The man he awoke was none other than Alkey.


Wadd then felt a hard slap across his mouth. It was Moe waking him up. Indeed there had been an accident, but nothing could stop them from heading to Washigton.


Once in Washington, Tall James, Moe and Johneee headed over to the White House for a face-to-face with the Prez. They made a quick stop to get a new battery for James' pacemaker, some bacon-flavored breath mints for Moe and another porno mag for Johnee(as the other fell apart from continued use). Once they were escorted to the Oval Office, they were told that Saddam had been seen skulking about Hoboken, NJ. Moe perked up at that and volunteered to...


search every resturaunt in Hoboken, stopping in long enough to get a bacon burger and case the joint for Saddam as Johnee searched the single's bars and James went home for a nap. As they were leaving...

[quote]
Moe's cellphone went off, "Hello?" "Yea, Moe, Me, Reeshy-Listen, I got a lea

[Death Metal Moe]

JESUS! Look at you! The Cut and Paste KING!
LONG STORY GAME 4LIFE! I think I'll get a body tattoo of the entire story once it's done..........

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<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
DEATH FACTION/BACON FACTION 4 LIFE!!!
666%

[Heavy]

they finally pulled up to the...

Building they had converted into a gas chamber earlier that day. They unloaded the prisoners and were bringing them into the building when something went terribly wrong. They were swarmed by fans All wanting autographs of the great Bruce Lee. Luckily suppressive gun fire held the crowd back after a short struggle and they all entered the building safely. Once the suspects were all in the chamber, Wadd did a headcount......21. One had gotten loose in the mayhem! So they gassed the 21 on the spot and gathered to decide a plan of attack for capturing Saddam.

Mad props to Fluff for the sig and C.O.soup for hosting!
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[Death Metal Moe]

They set up a camel huming booth in the neighborhood. Quickly, a bunchof smelly arabs showed up, and one chinese looking guy.......IT WAS HIM!

Tall James smacked Saddam over the head with his cane and gagged him with his dentures. The took Saddam into custody, but didn't tell anyone yet! They had plans for the sick fucker....none of them gay, so don't even bother to go there assholes.

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DEATH FACTION/BACON FACTION 4 LIFE!!!
666%

[Heavy]

Those plans included A mountain hideout, booze, hookers, chainsaws, bike chains, ransom, steel-toe boots, a noose and 3 dolphins.

You put it together.

Mad props to Fluff for the sig and C.O.soup for hosting!
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[Death Metal Moe]

Jesus Johnee I thought I said NO gay stuff!

;)

Oh wait! Even the Wink is day! SHIT!

I'm punching out Maverick!

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DEATH FACTION/BACON FACTION 4 LIFE!!!
666%

[Heavy]

What the hells gay about it?

You gotta figure something that all those things can fit into.
Actually no, no you dont because the story is OVER

THE END!!!!!!


Mad props to Fluff for the sig and C.O.soup for hosting!
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This message was edited by johneewadd on 7-29-03 @ 7:47 PM

[reeshy]

After a couple of weeks of being out of radio contact with the world, the boys brought Saddam up to their mountain hideout where they threw their prisoner into a well-stocked cesspool and proceeded to belly up to the bar. They were congratulating themselves when the doorbell rang. It was 3 hookers that Moe had ordered up for the Waddster for a job well done. Johnee took one look at the trio and .......

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[Heavy]

Made sweet love to all three of them. And then...

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=JohneeWadd">
<marquee>A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to Fluff, Alexxis and CanOfSoup15</marquee>

[canofsoup15]

Called up Canofsoup15, for he needed a S.I.G. (Special Interest Group) to test out his new product. The all new four fifty double wide...

<img src=http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Canofsoup15>

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Stuck in believe there is a lie, Promises promise an eye for an eye.
We've got something to reveal, No one can know how we feel.</marquee>

[Heavy]

Free-base pipe. he approved of it then smoked 4 grams in the next 2 hours. After that, he beat the bitches but regretted it later. He thought it was time to seek help, as he was only hurting the people he cared about. The hookers and local school girls he loved so much. Straight to the Betty Ford clinic he went. After 2 months.....

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[AppleBoy]

...he was clean and sober. To celebrate, he went to the mall.

First, he went to Sears and molested all the male mannequins.

Next, he went to the Yankee Candle Co. and shoved half the store up his ass. The people that were trapped in wadd's anus were overjoyed. They lit the candles and could finally see their way around. Sadly, though, they still couldn't find their way out of wadd's cavernous rectum.

Finally, johnee went to the carousel in the food court and tried to violate the horses but to no avail because the horses were made of solid plastic and because, as we all know by now, wadd had no dink.

All in all, it was a good day at the mall for happy little johnee.

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[Death Metal Moe]

IT LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Killing me is not enough to make me go away....

[reeshy]

YAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.blackbook.org/2002/10/Images/021014.celebration.t.jpg

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[Heavy]

...he was clean and sober. To celebrate, he went to the mall.

First, he went to Sears and molested all the male mannequins.

Next, he went to the Yankee Candle Co. and shoved half the store up his ass. The people that were trapped in wadd's anus were overjoyed. They lit the candles and could finally see their way around. Sadly, though, they still couldn't find their way out of wadd's cavernous rectum.

Finally, johnee went to the carousel in the food court and tried to violate the horses but to no avail because the horses were made of solid plastic and because, as we all know by now, wadd had no dink.

All in all, it was a good day at the mall for happy little johnee.

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You son of a bitch..

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[reeshy]

You son of a bitch..


Great line...I'll have to use that quote from now on!!!!

Don't worry, Johnee, I'll get you out of this!!! (Some day)

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[reeshy]

As it turns out, this whole story was a fabrication on the part of PowerDump. He hated Johnee with a passion ever since they were kids together. It seems that Johnee always got the girls that PD wanted and so PowerDump dedicated his life to impersonating Johnee and besmirching his "good" name!!! He was the one that perpetrated all of the perverted and sordid things that Johnee was blamed for!!!!!!
When Johnee finally met up with PowerDump, he pulled out his Glock and put 10 rounds into Powerdump's insidious brain and one for good luck into his dink!!!
Johnee bellowed at the top of his lungs " I AM AVENGED!!! I AM THE REAL JOHNEE WADD!!!! I AM A REAL MAN (most of the time)!!!!!!!
Johnee then went looking for his real buddies- Moe, Tall James and Reeshy to tell them the good news!!!

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This message was edited by reeshy on 8-24-03 @ 9:00 AM

[Heavy]

He found them in a local OTB center in Vermont smoking cigars and drinking Papst Blue Ribbon while playing cards. Wadd sat at the table and told the story of PD, and followed it up by Dr0pping the morning paper and the table. Reeshy picked it up and read the headline "Flamming homosexual survvived Deadly gunman" He immediatly grabbed his piece and slapped a clip in before Wadd stopped him....."Wait Reeshy, maybe theres another way. I've sent a message to PD and if he changes his ways, he shouldnt be a problem any more. If he chooses NOT to change his ways, then he has to go through the rest of this story as an openly gay man."
Reeshy agreed. Then Wadd said he's been busy lately and cant remember whats goin on his Saddam. He asked the man to fill him in on what they would be doing next.

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<marquee>A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina</marquee>

[Heavy]

But after playing cards for awhile Johnee had too many brews and saw something....was it....!!!! oh NO!!! It was Reeshy!!!!!! Is that Reeshy sucking a fat hog in the corner of the OTB center!!!!!

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=JohneeWadd">
<marquee>A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina</marquee>

[reeshy]

Lame-it won't work-there's only one fag in this thread!!

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[Heavy]

Well then put a twist on it so it turns out to be something else. You people suck at telling stories

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[reeshy]

What Johnee thought was a "hog" was actually Barbera Streisand's nose!! Reeshy was giving the old bitch mouth to mouth rescusitation when she fell through the OTB doors in a drunken stupor then crashed to the floor!! Moe and TallJames had to restrain Johnee when he saw that her skirt was hiked up around her shriveled hips!!! Reeshy turned around and yelled "what the hell is wrong with you- call a friggin' ambulance"!!!

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[DJEvelEd]

,,,While looking at Barbra's nasty Kunt, Johnee became emotional while reminscing about his old girl CunnieWadd, the most talented hooker in Newark. He loved crawling inside her Cunniehole and cleaning out the hundreds of cummy condoms. He would kick her in the uterus and use her CunnieClit like a speed bag giving her multiple orgasms and spraying Johnee with CunnieCum and piss. Johnee especially loved heavy menstration day when he would shovel the clots out. Sometimes squeezing them for the nectar,,,

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May your Kum Krusted Kocks be Konstantly Kovered in Kunt.

This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 8-29-03 @ 6:23 PM

[reeshy]

Live from WNBC newsroom!! Johnee Wadd has been reported missing!! It is rumored that Saddam Hussein and The Right-to -Life Coalition have teamed together and kidnapped Johnnee Wadd!! More news at eleven!!

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FREE JOHNEE WADD

[reeshy]

Weeks have gone by with no word on the where abouts of our boy, Johnnie!!! Moe and Tall James have scoured every whore house and den of inequity that they knew of....but no sign of Wadd!!!!! What could have happened to our hero?????

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[sr71blackbird]

Meanwhile, in the celler of the OTB, Johnee who, not 2 weeks before was tying string around bundles and bundles of newspaper for recycling, when he mightily heaved the last bundle on top of the pile, it began to teeter over! Suddenly, Johnee was trapped under hundreds and hundreds of pounds of bundled newspapers! If not for.......

http://members.aol.com/canofsoup15/images/sr71-sig.gif

Many Thanks Soup!

[Duke]

a gay version of mr. clean

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[Heavy]

If not for his superhuman strength, Wadd would not have been able to punch his way out of the paper bundled room. he made his way to the stairs and as he reached for the door......

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=JohneeWadd">
A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!

[Heavy]

The End

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=JohneeWadd">
A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!

[reeshy]

The End


Or so we thought!!

Johnee has finally surfaced as a candidate of the highest office in our beloved country....President of these United States!!!

Now he can finally chase down and woo the lovely Hillary Clinton and Condalizza Rice!!! God, is he more than ready!!!

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Satcam makes the very best....sigpics!!

[Heavy]

And then candidate Wadd drugged Hillary up, tied her ankles together, tied her knees together and fucked her calves until that moment in time when he.........

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=JohneeWadd">
A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!

[SuperClerk]

vanished from rf.net.

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Thanks Jon!

[reeshy]

Exclusive from the BBC:

Our beloved Johnee is now known simply as WADD!! Our womanizing, obituary-scooping, book-making, presidential-candidating anti-hero is back in a big way!!!!

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It's not censorship because people can't come here and post/say whatever they want in the first place.

[Heavy]

JohneeWadd FINALLY died! But he is survived by his alter-ego......WADD

http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=JohneeWadd
A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!

[The_Fat_Mole]

And then a mole ate him, The End.

[DJEvelEd]

And then a mole ate him, The End.

"Hey Moe, Is that you? Give us a sign."

Fluffernutter Presents:
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"If It Don't Say F’CEST It Don't Say Shit"

[Heavy]

Oh thats him alright ----welcome back you son of a bitch!

http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=JohneeWadd
A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!

[reeshy]

After squashing a certain mole beneath his bootheel, Wadd ventured forth in search of some female company. He searched the countryside for a woman who could satify his every perverted desire!!

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It's not censorship because people can't come here and post/say whatever they want in the first place.

[Heavy]

And then he ran into a high priced call-girl and banged her up the ass for free!!!!!!!

http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=JohneeWadd
A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!

This message was edited by Wadd on 1-3-04 @ 5:32 PM

[reeshy]

But akas, the so-called "callgirl" turned out to be the Artist Fomerly Known as Prince...Poor Wadd was duped again!!!!

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It's not censorship because people can't come here and post/say whatever they want in the first place.

[Heavy]

Akas?

But then they realized it wasnt prince at all, It was actually a princess, a hot princess with big tits.

http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=JohneeWadd
A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!

[TheMojoPin]

<p>And a gargantuan horse-cock that made Wadd's tiny genitals shrivel deep within him.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin" border="0" /> 1979 &lt;&lt; On the streets of your town... &gt;&gt; &quot;You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad...&quot;</p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 5-7-05 @ 8:16 PM</font>

[sr71blackbird]

Until his anus relaxed and accepted the inevitable.

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[torker]

<p>His bowels opened like the petals of a delicate flower revealing his raw untamed passion.</p>

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[center]Enemy to those who make him an enemy.
Friend to those who have no friend.
[center]

[Heavy]

Oh what the fuck is this?

http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=JohneeWadd

A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my
nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina

HORDE KING FOREVER!!!

ORACLE NEVER!!!

[TheMojoPin]

...he cried, as wave after wave of strange, alien sexual pleasure washed over him as he thought over and over again of John Holmes' large meat-shaft plunging into another man's no-no spot...

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin">
1979 << On the streets of your town... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Heavy]

but he quickly awoke from that horrid nightmare and wandered onto the beach full of naked, big titty bitches waiting to service him.&nbsp; He picked one and...

http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=JohneeWadd

A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my
nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina

HORDE KING FOREVER!!!

ORACLE NEVER!!!

[torker]

<p>he realized he was not dreaming, as the pain and pleasure in his now gaping rectum made a coy smile cross his trembling lips.</p>

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Friend to those who have no friend.
[center]

[sr71blackbird]

For the next two days jolts of pain would shoot through his anus, which always felt wet.

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>the title of this thread should be:</p><p>The Long Story Game About ASS...</p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

I'm not saying this because I want to defend Wadd, but I'm not playing if all you want to do is turn every story towards him being a world class fag.&nbsp; It's boring.

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[torker]

<p>is what he thought to himself as he enjoyed the commingling of his internal fluids and the juice of his master deep within his boiling anal cavity.</p>

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[center]Enemy to those who make him an enemy.
Friend to those who have no friend.
[center]

[torker]

Moe said as he felched his reward.

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[center]Enemy to those who make him an enemy.
Friend to those who have no friend.
[center]

[DJEvelEd]

So then Wadd &amp; Moe 69'd for 30 minutes while Wadd commented on how clean Moe's Gloryhole was...

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[Death Metal Moe]

I will fucking castrate every last man who tries this.

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[TheMojoPin]

...screamed Moe, as he pounded away at Wadd's ravaged anus.&nbsp; This was HIS asshole, goddammit, and any man who dared to challenge his claim would soon feel his wrath...

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1979 << On the streets of your town... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Tall_James]

Realizing the horror of the situation, Moe put a gun to his head and blew his brains all over Wadd.&nbsp; This did not deter Wadd however from violating Moe's lifeless, headless corpse.&nbsp; After finishing his gruesome task and smoking a Virginia Slim, he disposed of the body in bathtub full of acid and went antiquing.

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The Cheese-Eating Bird (http://cheeseeatingbird.blogspot.com)

[JohnnyCard]

at the antique store he found the oldest cock ring he had ever seen.&nbsp; Gleefully, he muttered to himself &quot;It will be mine, oh yes! it will be mine!&quot;

[Tall_James]

...but he realized that he didn't have the money to pay for it.&nbsp; However, he did remember that there were some coins up his ass from the time he rented out his anus as a newspaper vending machine....

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The Cheese-Eating Bird (http://cheeseeatingbird.blogspot.com)

[Death Metal Moe]

So he asked a young lad who was walking by him to reach up his ass and get him a few rolls of quarters.&nbsp; The boy of course ran away, and when the police showed up, they were none to happy with Wadd's story.

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[Tall_James]

They were also not too happy because Wadd also had a concealed weapon as well:&nbsp; A WWII Howitzer with a full crew were secreted in one of the many caverns of Wadd's Colon Cave.&nbsp; They police handcuffed Wadd, released the Howitzer crew who were unaware that the war had been over for 60 years. <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=tall_james" border="0" /><br /><a href="http://cheeseeatingbird.blogspot.com/" target="blank">The Cheese-Eating Bird</a>

<font color=black>This message was edited by Tall_James on 5-9-05 @ 12:29 PM</font>

[torker]

Arriving at central lock~up Wadd met his new roommate Rufus &quot;The Rectum~Wrecker&quot; Diggs.

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[Death Metal Moe]

<p>He squeeled in Homosexual delight &quot;Oooo ga!&nbsp; I'm never leaving!!!&quot;</p>

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[Tall_James]

Rufus marvelled at the Holland Tunnel-like quality of Wadd's ass

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[Death Metal Moe]

Complete with toll takers, a crumbling ceiling and smog.&nbsp; He put on a mask and prepared for a little salad tossing when suddenly.....

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[Tall_James]

<p>A tractor-trailer came barreling out of Wadd's ass, driven by Jerry Reed and a basset hound!&nbsp; They were hauling a load of Coors Beer and following the Bandit but they lost him by making a wrong turn near Albuquerque.</p><p>Seeing his chance to escape, Wadd.....</p>

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[FUNKMAN]

turned down an old dirt road where he came upon an old church. Wadd went inside and the sermon turned his life around. He decided to dedicate his whole existence to teaching morality and how the uncleanliness and lust for the flesh can only lead a man to the lake of fire. his first assignment would be with the ronfez message board where he would...

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[Tall_James]

...immediately become confused and enraged by the new posting tools.&nbsp; Unable to post his thoughts he decides to create his own messageboard

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[torker]

<p>but quickly realized the error in his thinking....</p><img src="http://home.comcast.net/~rmfallon/RFnettorker1313.jpg" border="0" /> Enemy to those who make him an enemy. Friend to those who have no friend.

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[Tall_James]

and decided he should just blow a dog.

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[DJEvelEd]

<p><strong>he licked the dog taint and licked the unwiped dog ass too and after they shared a can of Alpo they...</strong></p>

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[FUNKMAN]

took a trip to bayonne park where they crabbed for blues and played some tennis. then they hopped on the trolley to jersey city where they

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got pineapples shoved up their asses by some Cuban transvestites.&nbsp; They got on the PATH train at Journal Square and...

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[torker]

<p>regaled each other with stories of Pre~Guiliani Times Square, when peep~shows and crack were plentiful. Only to find&hellip;</p><img src="http://home.comcast.net/~rmfallon/RFnettorker1313.jpg" border="0" /> Enemy to those who make him an enemy. Friend to those who have no friend.

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<p><strong>...that when they get off&nbsp;at Exchange Place they see a homeless man lying in his urine. He rises, vomits, and says...</strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> ........... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <font color="#ff0000">PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS</font> <font color="#0000ff">SPONSORED BY:&quot;THE F&AElig;CES&trade;OF C&AElig;SAR&quot; BY &AElig;SOP &copy;464 B.C.</font> <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg" border="0" /> </p>

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[Tall_James]

&quot;I AM CC DEVILLE - FORMER LEAD GUITARIST FOR POISON!!!&quot; Wadd was ecstatic!

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[FUNKMAN]

Wadd was so happy that he sold his whole smut collection and subscribed to House And Garden. From his new magazine he found recipes for

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[Tall_James]

<p>...delicious man-chowder soup that he would serve to his new best pal, CC.&nbsp; Wadd said...&quot;CC...talk dirty to me!&quot;</p>

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[Heavy]

<p>And then Wadd realized his drink had been spiked with Vodka.&nbsp; He dont drink, so once the effects took place he ran all dizzy into the street where he found his tragic death in the form of an ice cream truck.&nbsp; Wad, pinned under the wheels as the slimey peurto rican child molestor served fresh cones to the nieghboor kids, slowly bled to death.&nbsp; &nbsp;</p><p>R.I.P</p><p>The End</p>

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[DJEvelEd]

<strong>....Said Wadd as he decended into the burning pit of hell where Hitler was waiting to rip him a new anal fissure...</strong>

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