I hate the WWE. I hate them so very, very much.

[Se7en]

Chris Kanyon's new WWE gimmick will be that he just recently returned from Tibet training under "the master" from the tree of woe. This is a gimmick very similar to that of Kevin Sullivan, which spawned the Dungeon of Doom storyline in WCW in the mid 1990s.

The twist this time will be that Kanyon will be doing it with his trademarked lisp, making the gimmick a comedy/joke gimmick.

credit: Wrestling Observer Newsletter

Why must Vince destroy everything talented that ever came from WCW?

It's over, you senile old man, you won the war. Stop pissing away the few talented workers who may be able to turn your shitty company around.

All I have to say is this: if they had no intelligent gimmick to give to him, just stick the mask back on him and let him wrestle as Mortis again.

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Cap sez: The mods are all Nazi fascist cocksuckers drunk with power. Does THAT fit inside 3 lines, asshole?

[Teenweek]

Why must Vince destroy everything talented that ever came from WCW?



Who betta than kanyon?

[FatTony]

I thing Vince does it to prove that his employees will do anything to keep their jobs. Because once a worker were to say something negative aboot a character/storyline, he would just fire them. Its an ego thing with Vince.

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"They always win in the end."

[Heather 8]

Why must Vince destroy everything talented that ever came from WCW?


Memo to Sting: If you are in negotiations with WWe, turn and run NOW.

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[TLM]

Chris Kanyon's new WWE gimmick will be that he just recently returned from Tibet training under "the master" from the tree of woe. This is a gimmick very similar to that of Kevin Sullivan, which spawned the Dungeon of Doom storyline in WCW in the mid 1990s.

The twist this time will be that Kanyon will be doing it with his trademarked lisp, making the gimmick a comedy/joke gimmick.

Not necessarily. Those are actually two different ideas that they've come up with. The ideas for him change every week so it's not a definite. McMahon wants him to do the lisp, but the other writers think it sucks.

Oh, and they were going to have Jackie Gayda with him, but those plans have changed... They apparently have BIG plans for Jackie and not Kanyon.

Go figure.

Another idea they came up with is to have Kanyon, Kidman and Noble as a team. They may have Nikita from OVW come in as Kanyon's cousin... but the twist is that they are very "cozy" with each other. That could be funny.

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[HAMMERHEAD]

yup me too

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[SuperClerk]

Memo to Sting: If you are in negotiations with WWe, turn and run NOW.



Maybe when he comes, he'll have the surfer gimmick with the Bart Simpson hairdo. OWWWWWWWWWW

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[NITRON]

Who's better than Kanyon? Too many.

I recall Kanyon's return a few weeks ago on Velocity. Not a popular guy--before and after "Invasion".

"It matters not how straight the gate,
How charge with punishments the scroll
I am the master of my fate;
The captain of my soul."

[TLM]

Not a popular guy--before and after "Invasion".

He gets a decent reaction for the limited amount of time he's been on tv.

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[Se7en]

I recall Kanyon's return a few weeks ago on Velocity. Not a popular guy--before and after "Invasion".

Not popular among whom?

The smart crowd is generally high on the guy.

If the ever elusive "casual fan" isn't high on Kanyon, I would argue it's for one specific reason: he was booked as Undertaker's bitch right from the beginning, and was subsequently jobbed out to everyone else after that.

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Cap sez: The mods are all Nazi fascist cocksuckers drunk with power. Does THAT fit inside 3 lines, asshole?

[TLM]

You really should hate Arn Anderson. He is the reason Kanyon is being punished by jobbing on Velocity. Arn is a straight up liar.

ARN IS IN REHAB, yet Vince still takes his word and punishes Kanyon. WWE is worse than WCW ever was.

I hope Arn never gets released from rehab.

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This message was edited by TLM on 6-18-03 @ 1:19 AM

[fluffernutter]

And why does WWE have to "porn" everything up? Sure, I love the occasional T & A but when itbecomes the main focus and there is talent sitting in the back being unused when there is a pointless match with heavy sexual undertones going on, where is the logic? I know this is supposed to be entertainment but crushing the careers of some of these guys is ludicrous.

Besides the general hick who thinks that everything in the WWE programming is real, who buys this shit and is entertained by it? I really need to invest in TNA becasue wrestling does take place on there correct? Am I wrong to say I want intriguing storylines (believeable HELLO!) and oh yeah, wrestling?!? On a wrestling show, NO! Does that exist anymore?

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[SuperClerk]

What did Arn say?

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