Old School More-Bangable: Ethel Mertz or Maude?

[Tall_James]

Ethel all the way. She was Ethel from the block long before Jenny.

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[A.J.]

Maude -- only so I could make a play for her daughter, Adrienne Barbeau.

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[furie]

Maude. Although I'd have to gag her while I was doing it so i wouldn't have to listen to her complain.

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[pennington]

Ethel, I think she has a lot of pent up sexual energy. You know Fred isn't satisfying her.

[reeshy]

so i wouldn't have to listen to her complain.


Furie,
What would she complain about being with you???

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[DJEvelEd]

Ethel had nice gams, soft supple breasts, an ass ya just wanna crawl up inside...

Although I heard Maude has a great Taint...

and Hazel does Anal...


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[Heavy]

i need pics before any desisi0n is made.

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[mikeyboy]

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Batch away!

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[CaptClown]

Ethel, because she has a better rack.

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[Spank Daddy]

I'd pick Ethel......she looks like she could be one of those wild ones in bed. Maude has this lazy, lay on her back, are you done already aura thing about her.

[INFOSTUD]

Maude. I vaguely remember her having a good rack. I'd let Maude, her daughter, and neighbor/friend (the one that played Blanche) triple team me.

We definitely need a rack shot of Maude.

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[Hottub]

Ethel, hands down. Great rack, huggable hinee.

Maude looks like a man in drag or a trans (see rowyco's thread)

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[sr71blackbird]

For an old broad, Betty White was the shizznitz

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[furie]

so i wouldn't have to listen to her complain.


Furie,
What would she complain about being with you???

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[Mike Teacher]

Discussion Topic: Old School More-Bangable: Ethel Mertz or Maude?


TJ; I'm saving these for when your kid [kids?] are old enough to understand why Dads a bit 'Different'

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Oh, and Totally Ethel. Even at her youngest in the earliest Bea Arthur movies, she just doesnt seem... female.

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[ChickenHawk]

I'd bang Ethel...

...TODAY.

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[sr71blackbird]

To me, Donna Reed is my fav old school hotty

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[high fly]

Maude.




















Except when her balls get in the way.

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[FUNKMAN]

Ethel Merman,

Because when you make it with her 'everything comes up roses'...

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[high fly]

"I said, 'Don't look, Ethel!'
"but it was too late..."

" and they ask me why I drink"
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