Big Ass Wiping Habits

[DJEvelEd]

How do you wipe? I knew a girl who wiped back to front. She never told me but somehow I knew. I wipe front to back THEN back to front, the hairs are plucked for a smooth schmear, after that I polish off with a nice refreshing baby wipe for freshness. I've got the shiniest taint in central NJ.


look at it...


LOOK AT IT!!!




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[Tall_James]

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You gotta do better than that. I'd take that post to an ice-cream social.

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[Death Metal Moe]

I wipe the shit out of my ass. What more do you want?

I knew a guy that had a dingleberry the size of a hersey's kiss shaped like a foot. He dried it out and kept it in his shirt pocket. He loved that dingleberry.

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[Tall_James]

I knew a guy that had a dingleberry the size of a hersey's kiss shaped like a foot. He dried it out and kept it in his shirt pocket. He loved that dingleberry.

Now THAT'S shocking!

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[reeshy]

I knew a guy that had a dingleberry the size of a hersey's kiss shaped like a foot.


Oh Yea? I knew a guy who was born with a foot shaped liked a dingleberry-so there!!!!

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[Tall_James]

Oh Yea? I knew a guy who was born with a foot shaped liked a dingleberry-so there!!!!
Swing....and a miss. Sorry Reeshy. But congrats on hitting 3000 posts!

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This message was edited by Tall_James on 5-6-03 @ 9:01 PM

[Reephdweller]

I knew a guy that had a dingleberry the size of a hersey's kiss shaped like a foot. He dried it out and kept it in his shirt pocket. He loved that dingleberry.


I don't know what I'm more scared of, you or the people you know.

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[Death Metal Moe]

I don't know what I'm more scared of, you or the people you know


Fear us both.

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[FUNKMAN]

Ken Berry,

was kind of a dingle himself...

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[Reephdweller]

Fear us both.


That wasn't the two of you in that wedding pic now was it? Don't make me dig that puppy up again.

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[DJEvelEd]

I wipe the shit out of my ass. What more do you want?

Left? Right? Front? Back? Paper folded neatly? Crumpled wad? The "Scrub" (I have actually HEARD people do this in public restrooms, it's very loud and unsettling)



I knew a guy that had a dingleberry the size of a hersey's kiss shaped like a foot. He dried it out and kept it in his shirt pocket. He loved that dingleberry.


That's just great. I love that story. Tell it again.

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[stickyfingers]

i wipe my ass with a rag on a stick




"lemme tell ya sumpin" -CW

[SuperClerk]

Also a bit of a dingle
http://etonline.com/Media/whathappenedto_rerun_0103_publicity-et.jpg

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