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HBox
05-04-2003, 07:39 PM
Put together an empty house, a video camera, a home movie, a pole, and a Star Wars geek, and you get this:http://www.waxy.org/archive/2003/04/29/star_war.shtml

Click on the embarrasing Star Wars video. It gets better better as it goes on. Much better.



This message was edited by HBox on 5-4-03 @ 11:42 PM

cheezeemee
05-04-2003, 10:23 PM
Very funny. Great site and links check this site people.

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05-05-2003, 01:38 AM
I didn't know that you could still stand up while having an epileptic seizure!!!!!!!

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East Side Dave
05-05-2003, 06:45 AM
Holy shit was that funny! That kid is every child Gary Larson ever drew for "the Far Side."

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ADF
05-05-2003, 08:30 AM
People think they look pretty smooth when they're in their basement. I used to fight legions of invisible robots with a wooden stick when I was a kid. Good times, good times.

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TheMojoPin
05-05-2003, 09:28 AM
I believe in Jedis. Or at least I do now.

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Def Dave in SC
05-05-2003, 11:14 AM
Wow. I cant say I embarrass easy, but that was very embarassing


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SoccerMom
05-06-2003, 01:26 PM
Wow, that could be my son in a few years, except my son is skinny as a rail. He's only 10, but has almost every action figure and ship that will fit in his room, every movie including the first three in both their original and digitally enhanced versions and is presently sitting across the room from me playing Star Wars Jedi Outcast 2. Thanks for the scarey peek into the future.

FMJeff
05-06-2003, 01:42 PM
that has to be the funniest thing ive ever seen ever....


who knew the huts were so agile...

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blakjeezis
05-06-2003, 01:58 PM
who knew the huts were so agile...

Uhhh, excuse me, Jeff, but I believe Hutt is spelled with two t's.

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TheMojoPin
05-06-2003, 02:05 PM
Embarassingly enough, I have written checks to both "Pizza Hutt" and "Pizza The Hutt".

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FMJeff
05-06-2003, 05:18 PM
Uhhh, excuse me, Jeff, but I believe Hutt is spelled with two t's.


geek test...you passed!

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blakjeezis
05-06-2003, 05:49 PM
geek test...you passed!

You can take the boy out of the D&D game, but you can't take the D&D game out of the boy.

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Death Metal Moe
05-06-2003, 05:57 PM
I can't download the video with my shit comp and 56 GAY connection.

But if it's a fat kid in glasses twirling a modified broom handle, then Shepard Smith played the video today on Fox News.

I was surprised to see it.

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FUNKMAN
05-06-2003, 06:02 PM
funny stuff... thanks for the link!
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grilledcheese
05-06-2003, 06:09 PM
wow that guy is way to fat to be a jedi...

a very wise man once said.... "this is not the end of the beginning, but the beginning of the middle." truer words were never said...

HBox
05-06-2003, 06:15 PM
After the 100th viewing I have to say that the funniest parts are the awkward walks to the camera after he's finished laying the smack down.

Immigration Dude
05-06-2003, 06:41 PM
The legkicks and the smacking of the wall, funny stuff.

Oh the Humanity!

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Dan-E
05-06-2003, 07:07 PM
oh man that just made my day hahaha

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TheMojoPin
05-06-2003, 09:01 PM
But if it's a fat kid in glasses twirling a modified broom handle, then Shepard Smith played the video today on Fox News.

"If it's not news, it's news to US!!!"

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HBox
05-07-2003, 12:00 AM
But if it's a fat kid in glasses twirling a modified broom handle, then Shepard Smith played the video today on Fox News.


What happened? No high speed chases today?

PanterA
05-07-2003, 12:01 AM
is that........Carter?

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angrymissy
05-22-2003, 01:13 PM
update

<a href="http://canada.com/national/story.asp?id=0B3448CF-665C-4B7B-9CBA-78BA161C0E61">California computer geek raises $4,000 for Quebecer whose Star Wars antics were viewed by millions on Net</a>

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mikeyboy
07-23-2003, 06:00 AM
This isn't ending well (http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/1058926309556_18///?hub=TopStories)

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SatCam
07-23-2003, 11:44 AM
Raza ended up leaving high school and finishing his year in the psychiatric wing of a local hospital.


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vegeta
07-23-2003, 12:27 PM
See? Not all action movies make you go out and kill! Some of them just make you do things that look really stupid and gay.

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Furtherman
07-23-2003, 12:32 PM
I'll say. I was such an impressionable kid. And then I watched "The Nutcracker".

Death Metal Moe
07-23-2003, 09:46 PM
DAMN THIS! I saw CZM near the top of this thread and thought he was back!

COME BACK CZM!

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TheMojoPin
07-23-2003, 09:52 PM
CZM...

This thread...

BINGO.

What a fucking fatass.

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