Club Med/Hedonism

[The Chairman]

Ever go?

I went about four years ago. I expected it to suck, but I had a great time. My friend Jimmy's sister heard us saying we wanted to take a trip (this is when we were both single) and she said there was this deal she had at work for Club Med and she and her best friend from work (a chick) were going. She said the more the merrier, so I invited two other girl friends (I think she was hoping I'd bring guys.)

Anyway, we had fun. I think one of the keys was we went as a group and Jimmy and I were with women. Nothing like hanging out with women to attract more women! Plus, going with women, they always tell you which women are talking about you!

Now, for a funny story.

My friend Gerard went to Hedonism with 4 other guys. The rooms are doubles so our friend Paul had to either pay a premium for a single or get "matched" with a roommate. Paul goes, "what the fuck, how bad can he be."

So he gets there and goes to his room. He looks around and notices that his roommate is already there, since he sees luggage in the room. So he starts o unpack and goes to the closet and sees a little suit. Then he sees little shoes. And little pants. And he goes, "I'm in the wrong room, this room has a child in it!"

And just then, Elliot, a dwarf, walks in and says "hi, I'm Elliot, your roommate."

So Paul thinks to himself, "I have all the luck." But he is a great guy and decided NOT to ask for another room because it would be obvious and Elliot would probably be insulted. So the next day Elliot tells him he has been to Hedonism 16 times and always asks for a double and the roommate always comes up with some reason to switch and he is always left with a single. And Paul says "so you're upset I didn't leave' and Elliot goes, "not at all... you made my trip."

So guess what..what an icebreaker. All the women either said, "you're the guy rooming with the little guy", or "that's so nice of you not to have switched rooms." And aside from dwarf tossing in the room, there was a lot of deep dicking...cause Paul was the Mack Daddy and had a "sidekick."



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[jafter]

I would highly recommend anyone thinking of traveling to the caribbean to go to an all inclusive resort. All you have to worry about is your room key. All of your meals, drinks, most of your activities, and TIPS are included. Yes 1000 -2000 sounds like a lot for a week but that generally includes air fare. It is a nice feeling knowing that you don't have to scrimp each day so you don't run out of money paying 5-10 per drink or 10-20 for a burger.

I used to work at a travel agency and I was lucky to take a lot of these vacations for 100 bucks or less including airfare.

Get a group and go hell they may even give you a group rate.

We need everyone to keep spreading the word about Ron and Fez. Get you friends, coworkers, hell anyone you talk to get them to listen.