Lets Talk Jersey Titty Bars...

[The Nature Boy]

What are your favorites and why? What sort of action have you gotten in the gogos of NJ? Me personally, I"ve never gone beyond the lap dance, though I once went balls out and got a 150 champagne half hour dance with this girl who was the spitting image of Jessica Alba at Volanic Eruptions outside Atlantic City(south jersey's best in my book)


I'd also recommend the Showplace in Dover. Good, cheap joint, that stays somewhat clean and classy. I"m looking for some other stops and wondering what the feedback is.

I have been reading through the reviews at www.stripclublist.com (I highly recommend it), but I was wondering what the .net members are down with.

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[TheGameHHH]

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[Steels]

The epitomey of class & eloquence...."The Cove" in Guttenburg, N.J.



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[East Side Dave]

Centerfold's in Neptune. They have more good, Russian imports in there than Bada Bing.

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[FatTony]

Gotta go with the VIP Room in Elizabeth NJ. Not the cleanest or the classiest, but some of the most sexy imports around. Not to mention what you get for as little as $25

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[LiquidCourage]

I've only been to strip clubs in Montreal.
They do stuff there that ain't legal in the good ole states.

[StupidGirlllll]

The Squeeze in Weehawken, it just re-opened.

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[stickyfingers]

the GO-GO Rama has some very good-looking young ladies but its a juice bar....boooo





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[jratt]

the breeze inn located on rt31 in washington nj is such a sleazy place you could get a handy for 5 bucks and a BJ for 15 and they dont spend there money on russians no the go straight to the veitcong and one or two purtoricians if you like sleaze this is the place plus a pool table for .25 cents a game

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[The Nature Boy]

How do you titty bar pros facilitate the handy happening? Do you ask, or is there some secret code I'm missing out on. I'd love to get that kinky and sleazy, but I can't make the magic happen. And what places do that go on in?

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[kc7586]

Lets Talk Jersey Titty Bars...
lets not

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methinks KC is in a bad mood today...

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[GaryWyze]

<font color=purple>The Go-Go Rama in Laurence Harbor.

All nude, 5 minute, hands-on lap dances, and extra funny new yorkers have been to known to get extra favors :) I'm actually pretty good friends with two girls who dance there.

The best all around strip club around these parts though is probably Stilettos in Nanuet, also owned by the same folks who own Lace and GGR. Me and a few friends were there a few weeks ago... the selections was great, the girls very friendly and the pussy incredibly pink.

I've never been, but check out Erotic Cafe on stripclublist. And Sights in Newark is suppose to be a pretty wild black club (albeit in a supposedly very bad part of town). I've also heard good thing about Deliah's Den in South Amboy, but haven't been there either. Guess I'm a little behind in my strip clubbing. Now, there's a rf.net outing that could be cool.

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[kc7586]

methinks KC is in a bad mood today...
well methinks that guys are so fucking stupid right now. im so damn tired of them fucking checking out the "hot chicks" and ignoring every other female. FUCK GUYS AND FUCK THE WORLD. maybe if i go to sleep for a long time when i wake up guys wont be so shallow.

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[GaryWyze]

<font color=purple>1) What's truly shallow is to assume that a girl can't look hot AND have something intelligent to say. For more on this, see Silera.

2) Let's be honest, when you first see someone, all you have to go on is what they look like. It's what opens the door to maybe more. But if they don't have something interesting to say, that door closes pretty quickly. Hot looks, absent a cool attitude to go with it, isn't gonna hold most people's interest for very long.

Also, There are girls you date (or just wanna fuck), and then there's girlfriend material. It's important not to confuse the two.

3) I think all of this is meant in fun, and you seem to be taking it too seriously.

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[kc7586]

1) What's truly shallow is to assume that a girl can't look hot AND have something intelligent to say. For more on this, see Silera.

2) Let's be honest, when you first see someone, all you have to go on is what they look like. It's what opens the door to maybe more. But if they don't have something interesting to say, that door closes pretty quickly. Hot looks, absent a cool attitude to go with it, isn't gonna hold most people's interest for very long.

Also, There are girls you date (or just wanna fuck), and then there's girlfriend material. It's important not to confuse the two.

3) I think all of this is meant in fun, and you seem to be taking it too seriously.

1) i never said they couldnt, but most chicks that look like barbie have the brians to match.

2) that is true, what im saying is shallow is that most guys are going to approach the hot chicks and try to talk to them, they wouldnt dream of approaching the not as hot chick who actually would be interesting.

3) it may have been in fun and i may be taking it to seriously, but it pissed me off. so what. i came home pissed off and this drove me over the edge, sorry if anyone was offened, i am not making personal comparisons.

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[Aggie]

KC, I don't want to pick on you because I know we have been disagreeing with you but I have one question.


what im saying is shallow is that most guys are going to approach the hot chicks and try to talk to them, they wouldnt dream of approaching the not as hot chick who actually would be interesting

Do you approach guys that you don't find terribly attractive in the hopes they will be interesting?? Looks are what grabs someone's attention - once they go over and talk to them is when you decide if it's worth the time. I'm sorry but I just really don't think girls (even the 'not hot' girls) would do what you're describing men should do.

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[NascarFanNJ]

Nice place is Players in Hackensack but they just upgraded so the girls are not as friendly. Also in Hackensack is a nasty place called the Riviera Lounge ugly chicks who speak no english(must be eden)On the shore The old Bar H in Hazlet is cool. Pumps in Keansburg is nice if you don't mind dirty glasses and freaky chicks

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[Orallo]

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Me thinks KC forgot to take her Midol today...


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[Gvac]

I'm not a big fan of strip clubs, but on the rare occasion that I go, The Hitching Post in Paterson, NJ is my choice.

Plenty of hot Latinas, and they get a little "crazy" there, if you catch my drift.

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[kc7586]

Do you approach guys that you don't find terribly attractive in the hopes they will be interesting??
actually i might, im not a shallow person at all. i will approach anyone if i think it could be cool.



Me thinks KC forgot to take her Midol today...

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sit on it and twirl
-ps i dont need midol at the moment

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This message was edited by kc7586 on 5-2-03 @ 8:43 PM

[silera]

Stilletos has great water and a really clean bathroom.

1) i never said they couldnt, but most chicks that look like barbie have the brians to match.

I guess that's where the expression "Fuck your brains out" came from.



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[The Chairman]

I never go to these places and wait in the car or somewhere else if I'm with a Bachelor Party and that's one of the stops.

Strip clubs objectify womyn.

But as long as I'm reading...what are the "rules" in NJ? Seems like it's a "hot state" for peeler joints...

In NY now all nude is juice bar only. In CT it's no bottomless I think. Montreal Strip bars, as mentioned, are the best...

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[IrishAlkey]

I see the light.

The next time I get an urge to go to a strip club, I will instead go to the mall and flirt with unnatractive girls.

I hope this will make the world a better place.

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[Robyblaze]

umm where do we start.....
delilahs den is quality, lookers is always fun. go-go rama is a little less classy and same goes for sinners in elizabeth but i heard 20 buck there makes a man happy


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[GaryWyze]

<font color=purple>I actually just spoke to that friend I mentioned, the one who works at the go-go-rama.

{seinfeld}What's the deal with the Go-Go-Rama? Guys don't come there to go, they go there to cum. They should call it the Cum-Cum-Rama.{/seinfeld}

Anyway, she reminded of another good one, Hott22 in Union. Although it's also all nude, not topless. Guess that makes it more of a Clitty bar, huh?

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[CaptClown]

I don't think I have been to a Jersey Titty bar in a couple of years. I usually go to private parties down here in DC and they can get really wild!!

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[Shecky]

The GO-GO Rama in Old Bridge....Emigrante, The Day After(formerly known as O' Beirao), Delicia's, Offsides, Don Costas all in Newark....Delilah's Den in South Amboy.....Bourbon Street in Sayreville.
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[Homefrunt]

Russian Chicks at Centerfolds rule.....skinny and stupid!!!! Package a must have.....

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[Ralphy Ramone]

I'm not a big fan of strip clubs, but on the rare occasion that I go, The Hitching Post in Paterson, NJ is my choice.



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[DJEvelEd]

well methinks that guys are so fucking stupid right now. im so damn tired of them fucking checking out the "hot chicks" and ignoring every other female. FUCK GUYS AND FUCK THE WORLD. maybe if i go to sleep for a long time when i wake up guys wont be so shallow.


Yeah, what a waste of time these places are. The real action is on Clinton Ave. in Newark. You can get satisfaction AND a beer in a paperbag for under $20.00. Dutch Master is optional.

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[East Side Dave]

Unless the girls are chained up and can't leave*, I don't see why strip clubs are wrong. The girls want to be there and make good money. And there are, afterall, man strip clubs for you ladies out there who want to appreciate the human body.







*for this kind of action go to Slavey's on Rt. 34

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 5-6-03 @ 2:33 PM