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cheezeemee
05-01-2003, 02:24 AM
<b>Having a good day:</b>
When waking up in the morning, before getting outta bed, raise your right arm and bend it towards you twice. Rolls your eyes back and say chew out loud. This code works. I've tried it.

<b>Rapid Car start:</b>
Run around your car 3 times and kick the left rear wheel. This will ensure a quick start everytime.

<b>Good music while driving:</b>
When listening to the radio lower the treble and bass. Hold down the tuner and mute buttons at the same time. This will unlock all the radio stations.

<b>Stuck in traffic:</b>
Put on the hazard lights and high beam twice. This will turn on the secret hover system and you will be able to hover traffic.

<b>Vending Machine:</b>
Enter the following cheat at any vending machine for endless supply of drinks.
Coke Coke
Mountain Dew
Coke
Pepsi
Coke
Mountain Dew

<b>Lower gas prices</b>
As you pull into the gas station make sure you hold down the horn. This will bring the price of gas down 20 cents.


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Def Dave in SC
05-01-2003, 06:48 AM
OK, Terrific!


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jocefus
05-01-2003, 06:57 AM
Vending Machine:
Enter the following cheat at any vending machine for endless supply of drinks.
Coke Coke
Mountain Dew
Coke
Pepsi
Coke
Mountain Dew


too bad you cant find pepsi and coke in the same vending machine honey

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Def Dave in SC
05-01-2003, 07:08 AM
Lower gas prices


Fill up and spead off with out paying


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RageCage
05-01-2003, 09:32 AM
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Kool and the mother fuckin gang.
Death Metal Moe
05-01-2003, 09:56 AM
The best code I've found has been wiggling my Joystick for a few minutes. THAT'S the real way to start your day out right.

Ozzie has officially gone insane.

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DJEvelEd
05-01-2003, 10:13 AM
Frank Black is God
Frank Black is God
Frank Black is God
Frank Black is God
Frank Black is God
Frank Black is God

Why is this code not working?????????

Frank Black is God
Frank Black is God
Frank Black is God
Frank Black is God
Frank Black is God
Frank Black is God

damn...i want the nude pot party code

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Aggie
05-01-2003, 10:54 AM
damn...i want the nude pot party code

that code happens to be my phone number.

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Duke
05-01-2003, 03:55 PM
Def Dave in DC has the best one for lower gas prices.

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This message was edited by Duke 04 on 5-2-03 @ 5:33 PM
Tall_James
05-01-2003, 04:14 PM
Getting a raise from your boss:
Take incriminating pictures of him f'ng a donkey.

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Death Metal Moe
05-01-2003, 05:20 PM
Listen Duke 04, you're welcome to post here. But dissing CheeZeeMe is not going to win you too many points. He's a well respected, funny poster. And if you feel insulted by something he said it's probably because you did something stupid or have no sense of humor.

Sometimes, a completely rediculous post is just what the doctor ordered.

So here's one I found out:

Cut Magic Johnson and suck the wound: Instant Aids.

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Tall_James
05-01-2003, 05:27 PM
Cut Magic Johnson and suck the wound: Instant Aids.

And that is why my friends Moe is the best.

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cheezeemee
05-01-2003, 06:58 PM
Ozzie has officially gone insane.

It don't make you a bad person
Frank Black is God
Frank Black is God
Frank Black is God
Frank Black is God
Frank Black is God
Frank Black is God

Why is this code not working?????????

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This is a bad thread. And you give my problems on the one i goofed up on seriously are you a super poster or super loser. I think you should get a LIFE.

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Cut Magic Johnson and suck the wound: Instant Aids.


I love you

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cheezeemee
05-01-2003, 07:04 PM
Oh and Rage Cage loves me
:)

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RageCage
05-02-2003, 05:31 AM
Oh and Rage Cage loves me
It's true.


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Kool and the mother fuckin gang.
Duke
05-02-2003, 01:01 PM
ummmm. Ok moe and over all the thread is pretty funny (I am trying to think of one right now)


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This message was edited by Duke 04 on 5-2-03 @ 5:27 PM
Duke
05-02-2003, 01:01 PM
Look i am not trying to start an internet fight with
you u CZM. But there are other thing besides this Internet Site. Like getting a job (if you dont have one) go to the gym work out (i am not saying you are fat) Just go out and do something!!


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This message was edited by Duke 04 on 5-2-03 @ 5:23 PM
Duke
05-02-2003, 07:01 PM
Get unlimted cash from the ATM machine

when you are up at the machine press all the buttons at the same time this will make all the money come out of the machine.

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This message was edited by Duke 04 on 5-2-03 @ 11:05 PM
Def Dave in SC
05-02-2003, 07:08 PM
stop it with the retahded codes.


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PanterA
05-02-2003, 07:12 PM
damn...i want the nude pot party code

that code happens to be my phone number. Getting Aggies Phone Number Cheat

When you're at the start screen: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start.

Wait...i think thats the infinite life cheat for Contra on The Nintedo System.

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Def Dave in SC
05-02-2003, 08:41 PM
Extra Teeth:
Punch people in the mouth and gather up all the abandoned teeth. When you have enough, go to the dentist and upgrade to a second row.


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KC2OSO
05-02-2003, 09:30 PM
Alt-F4 does it every time.

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blakjeezis
05-03-2003, 07:12 AM
Getting Aggies Phone Number Cheat

When you're at the start screen: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start.

Wait...i think thats the infinite life cheat for Contra on The Nintedo System

Actually it was only 30 lives. Bada Bing!!!

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Duke
05-03-2003, 07:39 AM
Def Dave in DC, were you talking to me? That was my first one.


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Def Dave in SC
05-03-2003, 12:27 PM
i was talking to everybody, only post codes if you are mocking the originals


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GeneralCartmanLee
05-06-2003, 11:00 AM
too bad you cant find pepsi and coke in the same vending machine honey


what planet are you from... ive seen at least 10 in the past month... i live in nj by the way...

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Duke
05-06-2003, 01:07 PM
Ok just didnt know if you were talking to me in genreal or everyone or some else.





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SuperClerk
05-06-2003, 01:12 PM
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THIS THREAD ROCKS!!!!!!

Currently thinking of a new sig pic idea.
Death Metal Moe
05-06-2003, 01:22 PM
The Retard Code:

Tune in to the Don and Mike show for a a few days and listen to every unfunny word.

Results may vary.

Note:This may also cause AIDS.

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PanterA
05-06-2003, 01:37 PM
Getting Aggies Phone Number Cheat

When you're at the start screen: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start.

Wait...i think thats the infinite life cheat for Contra on The Nintedo System

Actually it was only 30 lives. Bada Bing!!!Game Nerd

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Death Metal Moe
05-06-2003, 04:36 PM
How to slow time down (IT REALLY WORKS!)

Don't eat anything for a day. Then at night, start to cook something in the oven or microwave.

As it cooks, stare at a clock. (one with a second counter works best!)

Time will practically fucking STAND STILL as you wait for your badly needed food.



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Tall_James
05-06-2003, 04:42 PM
HOW TO ALWAYS GET A SEAT ON THE SUBWAY - Bring a smoked ham on the train while wearing a gingham dress. Then start yelling about "the gubmint stealing my cheese!"

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cheezeemee
05-06-2003, 04:44 PM
<b>Automatic Superposter status:</b>
hit the reply button twice then edit your post to say "superposter"
sharkcode will be out soon
:)



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