WHEN PC PEOPLE CROSS THE LINE

[The Chairman]

Post your politically correct horror stories here....

For example:

The people in my office took the "Medieval Kingdomality Test" I posted in this forum.

One of the secretaries (WHO IS BLACK- AFRICAN AMERICAN, WHATEVER) was THE BLACK KNIGHT. She was (get this) OFFENDED because the test called her BLACK! The head Administrative Assistant came to my office and said I needed to watch out that some people might be OFFENDED at this test.

THEN, (GET THIS), THE ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT TOLD ME THAT SAID BLACK SECRETARY HAD SAID SHE WAS UPSET BECAUSE SOMEONE ALSO REFEREED TO THE THING IN OUR BOARD ROOM AS A BLACKBOARD ! AND THE PERSON DIDN'T GET IT. SHE GOES, "WHAT IS IT CALLED?", AND THE BLACK WOMAN SAID "IT'S A [b] CHALKBOARD."

This secretary is one of the nicest and most competent people at work. She treats me like her son. But we walk on eggshells because she is so touchy about race. Another doctor said he was "avoiding (something) like the Black Plague" and she complained about that.

I'm just waiting for her to complain about the Devil's Food Cake we served at the cafeteria the other day....


WHAT IS THIS FUCKING WORLD COMING TO!!! I'M GETTING PC'ED TO DEATH!

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[TheMojoPin]

WHEN PC PEOPLE CROSS THE LINE

"A/S/L?"

"A/S/L?!?"

"A/S/L?!?!?!?!?!?"

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Oh, and anytime special interest groups complain when their nationality is represented in any way on TV. It seems like some of the non-white people think that non-white people on TV acting non-white is insulting. What th-?!?

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[TheGameHHH]

Would she have felt better if you all called it an African American Board?

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[furie]

see this is another reason i own a mac.

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[mikeyboy]

You probably can't even talk about these two guys at work...

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[Def Dave in SC]

In English, the teacher wanted to give us a "creative" assignment. Basically she had us write up vocab questions(ick) so wouldn't have to.

My sentence was something like, "Many fat people live vicariously through their local sports teams."

She came to me the next day and said, i used some of your questions, but i had to change one because some people may get offended.

She changed "fat" to "over-weight". I told her that her actions offended ME.

Now that is too far, she is actually so scared of possibly offending people that she actually somebody. Plus I am a fat guy and i do live vicariously through sports teams.

Plus usually english teachers want us to be creative and her actions are taking away my creativity.


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[Reephdweller]

Funny, no one in my office was offended, but then again i only send things to people i'm friends with. I rarely send things out to the whole office.

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[East Side Dave]

I'm offended by the fact that it seems you all have real jobs.

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[The Chairman]

Someone PLEASE post or IM me and tell me what the cool way to reflect LMAO is now.

Please.

These posts are hysterical. Excellent.



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[The Chairman]

You probably can't even talk about these two guys at work...


I'm crying...

Interestingly enough, this colored girl in my office was offended when I referred to the lead singer of The Pixies....

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[SatCam]

Chairman, what does your office have to do with PCs?

ASL!?!?

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[TooCute]

Someone PLEASE post or IM me and tell me what the cool way to reflect LMAO is now.


Whatever it is, it ISN'T "LAL"

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I can't physically be PC. I was in a farming accident in 87 and I've been like this ever since.

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[JustJon]

Tell her you thought you saw a roach in the office, and would she mind picking up a can of Black Flag during lunch

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[cheezeemee]

That lady better watch it. She might be <b>black</B>listed.

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[GaryWyze]

<font color=purple>Why did the PC person cross the line? To be sensitive to the needs of those on the other side.

Why did Alkey cross the line? Because the keg was on the other side.

Why did Hordeking cross the line? To get away from all those damn arabs.

Why did TooCute cross the line? All in the name of science.

Why did Jiz cross the line? It was the only way to get the stream to work.

Why did Silera cross the line? She didn't. She chopped it up and sold it as crack.

Why did Mojo cross the line? Nobody knows, but he's posted several links if you'd like to learn more about the history of the line.

Why did YERDADDY cross the line? To get free.

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[WRESTLINGFAN]

I remember reading a story in the news a few years ago in which the people of Berkley California (no surprise) wanted to change the word manhole to personhole

Kinda makes you think when the #1 rapper is white and the #1 golfer is black

[jratt]

at work we have to celabrate a diff race or natanolity every month and this month it is diversity month so they put up a poster with diversty spelled in 50 diff languages.we have also had black history month and also black womens history month but we always seem to skip anything like itailin month or irish month or wasp month but only focus on the ones were people like to make a stink if they dont get there month....but it is time for some fun as i only have a month lest before my hole dept is laid off so i am gonna throw PC out the window in about 2weeks and be tottaly inappropriete with comments and actions it will be a blast

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[jocefus]

make it up to her.. send her a card and some black liquorish (dont think i spelt it right)

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[TheMojoPin]

Why did Mojo cross the line? Nobody knows, but he's posted several links if you'd like to learn more about the history of the line.

Sir, I am insulted. Everyone knows I'd post a shitload of stupid PICTURES before I had to spend any time looking up decent links.

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[The Chairman]

Here's another "when PC People attack" story.

I went to the Ben&Jerry's ice cream store in Vermont. I ask for "colored sprinkles." The granola chick behind the counter says they don't have them. So I ask for colored shots. No dice. Colored jimmies, nope. And I'M fucking looking right at these little polychromatic sprinkles RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME....

So finally I get annoyed and ask her what the fuck she calls those (pointing at the colored sprinkles) and she says "rainbow" sprinkles and then tells me in a nasty voice that "we don't call them "colored.""

So supporting gay butt sex by calling them rainbow is OK but not colored.

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

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[Tall_James]

Make it up to her by offering her a cup of black coffee, made in your new....

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[WRESTLINGFAN]

I guess its wrong to say that seeing black cats on friday the 13th means bad luck

Kinda makes you think when the #1 rapper is white and the #1 golfer is black

[The Chairman]

Hmmm what am I going to call the drummer now...

:-(

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This message was edited by The Chairman on 5-1-03 @ 1:09 AM

[The Chairman]

Another politically incorrect band leader...

There goes my man :-(


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This message was edited by The Chairman on 5-1-03 @ 1:45 AM

[ChrisTheCop]

I think it's ridiculous that you cant say the words "you people" anymore--only IF youre talking to a group of "African-Americans", of course. It's just silly. It lessons other more serious arguments.

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[TheMojoPin]

So this is where I see most of my concerts here in DC...

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...am I in trouble now? That hateful Dave Grohl!!!

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[Contra]

i saw that they are planning to change any school text bood that has the word "snowman" in it to, "snowperson"

i didnt grow up PC and i dont plan to start now. hey, at least i say black, compared to most of my family that would just say nigger, and they still do.

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