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DJEvelEd
04-29-2003, 03:43 AM
*He uses ALL parts of a camel, including the bung.
*He shaves the hair on his back and donates it to sick kids to make wigs.
*He had plastic surgery and now looks like Lorenzo Lamas.
*His gold plated toilet was fun for the hole family.

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Pappy McSchmear
04-29-2003, 05:03 AM
He had the #1 show on Al-Jazeera (18-35 demographic)

He pounds sand like a champ.

Reephdweller
04-29-2003, 05:45 AM
He won the last election...by a LANDSLIDE!

good job kid!

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Def Dave in SC
04-29-2003, 07:43 AM
He's been able to stick with that mustache for like 20-some years.


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furie
04-29-2003, 07:54 AM
If they had a national railway system, those train would have run on time.

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TheBrain007
04-29-2003, 08:26 AM
With that stach, he's a winner with the ladies everytime!

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TheBrain007
04-29-2003, 08:26 AM
He was king of the sandbox...

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A.J.
04-29-2003, 08:32 AM
He provided the opportunity for us to test the effectiveness of our military hardware.

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A Skidmark production.

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Furtherman
04-29-2003, 10:16 AM
The bronze casters in Iraq were always employed.






Enough with the sigpics.

DarkHippie
04-29-2003, 10:41 AM
He made Satan his bitch!!

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Wormwood
04-29-2003, 10:44 AM
He's Carbon based and that's great!!!

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FiveB247
04-29-2003, 10:44 AM
He was polite to Dan Rather.

Aggie
04-29-2003, 10:52 AM
He made Satan his bitch!!

And he's a romantic... he killed Satan's new boyfriend Chris to win him back.

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TheGameHHH
04-29-2003, 11:16 AM
but Chris was such a pussy

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TheMojoPin
04-29-2003, 11:25 AM
Don't worry, Saddam! Rummy will come around soon and be your friend all over again!

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canofsoup15
04-29-2003, 11:57 AM
Hey, hes not Hitler. I'm sorry, maybe i crossed the line but :) makes it better. :)

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mdr55
04-29-2003, 12:08 PM
He's a good Magician- "Now you see him, now you don't."

He's good at playing Hide and Seek- "What weapons of mass destruction?"

He makes sure his family and relatives have govermental jobs. "My brother-in-law shall be my minister of defense, my son will be in charge of my security detail and my brother's daughter shall be my concubine."

He really likes Uncle Sam but is too afraid to admit it. "Damn, they found my money!"

Shecky
04-29-2003, 12:21 PM
He makes sure his family and relatives have govermental jobs. "My brother-in-law shall be my minister of defense, my son will be in charge of my security detail and my brother's daughter shall be my concubine."



Are you talking about Sadamm or JFK

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golfcourseguy
04-29-2003, 02:27 PM
Saddam impersonators have excellent job opportunities at " Branson on the Tigris".


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TheMojoPin
04-29-2003, 02:36 PM
'Eff Saddam, now how is poor Jerry Haleva going to find work?

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Butters
04-29-2003, 03:10 PM
hey started the war that ruined geraldo's career

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ADF
04-29-2003, 03:15 PM
If he's dead, he probably smells better now.

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shamus mcfitzy
04-29-2003, 03:15 PM
he did look cool in that photo of him shooting the gun in the air. If that was nearly anyone else it woulda been the best picture ever.

reeshy
04-29-2003, 04:02 PM
he's king of the (sand)hill!!

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Reephdweller
04-29-2003, 04:07 PM
Is quite the romance novelist

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NascarFanNJ
04-29-2003, 04:16 PM
He has body doubles like the King of Pop
He made our Military scare the shit out of the rest of the world.
He got his Information officer a new job as Clintons spokesman.
He made the U.N. look like the pussies it really is.
There is a special place in Hell for him.......

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SatCam
04-29-2003, 05:18 PM
He liked American Porn

(hey, dont make you a bad person)

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FUNKMAN
04-29-2003, 05:18 PM
Saddam,

I wish you nothing but the Best Of Success in your suicide attempt...



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