Would you know my name if I saw you in RonFez.net heaven?

[Johnny Fontane]

I went into a comic book store on West 8th Street in Greenwich Village yesterday. Comics galore. Action figures, Spiderman shit, all kinds of superhero junk (including The Green Lantern), wrestling novelties, Simpsons stuff.

And then it occurs to me - this must be RonFez.net heaven.

What else might one find in RonFez.net heaven?






"I want you to go tonight; I want you to talk to this movie bigshot, and settle this business for Johnny. Now, if there's nothing else, I'd like to go to my daughter's wedding."

[Death Metal Moe]

coke

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[TheGameHHH]

pot booze and a lot of food

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[Death Metal Moe]

Probably a wrestling ring.

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[TheMojoPin]

If I was a booger, would you pick your nose?

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[kc7586]

bacon and some kind of video game system

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I am woman hear me roar, bitch, and whine.

"Don't hold strong opinions about things you don't understand."

[Death Metal Moe]

Luther Vandross

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[CaptClown]

Chicken Parm Sandwich sandwiches.

Director of the C.Y.A. Society.
Field Marshal of the K.I.S.S. Army
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[Death Metal Moe]

IF there's a God, Al Dukes and Paul Mercurio will be bunkin' with Hitler and Amy Grant in HELL!

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[grlNIN]

an "Are you Horny Cloud"

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[Death Metal Moe]

There would be a VIP section where all the important RF angels could hang, and then less cool areas for the rest of us.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Maybe I could see my moved and deleted threads again.

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[Bob Impact]

In RonFez.net heaven there would be one cloud where noone but staff angels could go to, and a game cloud where everyone would drool uncontrollably.

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My Head is Bloody but unbowed.
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[Death Metal Moe]

And suddenly, one angel disappears whithout any good reason, never to be seen again........

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[reeshy]

My luck would be that my new angel wings would be deleted and removed and my cloud would be locked!!!!

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[DJEvelEd]

Howard Stern pinata.

lots of hydro.

Latinas flacas.

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Big bird is Ferrall's bitch
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Def Dave in SC]

Booze, and the ghosts of my teams' past glory.

Plus all the fucking awesome comic book stuff.


The Montgomery County Mobster
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Much Love to my Homie dcpete

Its Like Having a Football Helmet Inside Your Head

[ChrisTheCop]

In Ron and Fez Heaven, we'd all have a Silera of our own, and every radio could receive Live Ron and Fez shows.

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[Jennitalia]

there would be tookie for everybody

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eat me

[mikeyboy]

Dependable live feeds for everyone, and the chat room would never be empty.

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[Aggie]

there would be no freaky internet message board stalkers .... and everyone would be funny

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[GaryWyze]

<font color=purple>All the mods would have halos.

And there'd be rules like "Thou shall not fault other rf.net angels for the way they wear their wings.

Those who didn't play nice would get</font> <font color=red><b>Extended Vacations to Hell courtesy of the RF.Net Staff</font></b>

<font color=purple>And Aggie would be in a tight fitting wet American Idol belly shirt ALL OF THE TIME
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Much thanks to CZM for the killer sig

>>Fuck YERDADDY, Free Our POWs<<

[StupidGirlllll]

Oreos & Cuban Cigars

Stupid Girl

[StupidGirlllll]

Hey MikeyBoy I miss your trivia

Stupid Girl

[furie]

i don't get it

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[East Side Dave]

I'm scared I would be sent to RonFez.net Hell. Fiery, nightmarish settings; torturing, insane demons; and Leykis 24-7.












.........................Leykis! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

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Big Ass Mafia

[Def Dave in SC]

All the bathrooms would be inspected.


The Montgomery County Mobster
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Much Love to my Homie dcpete

Its Like Having a Football Helmet Inside Your Head

[Bridget]

A kobe burger of course.....

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Sky of glory and sadness </STRONG></MARQUEE></FONT></DIV>

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[Katylina]

Elizabethan novels

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[mikeyboy]

For Fez: wooden q-tips, and no one would touch your food.

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[AngelAmy]

youre all silly

i am the only ron and fez angel

<center>You can speak your mind but not on my time.
C*U*N*T
I'm doing the happy dance, I'm doing the happy dance.
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