Older People and Homosexuals

[The Chairman]

I've noticed that many older people have different, sometime weird ways, of referring to homosexuals. I chalk it up to the generation they grew up in.

I call them gay. Like I have a friend who is gay. He's one of my best friends. He is gay.

I also have an distant male cousin, Jackie, who is gay. Flaming. Lives in South Beach with a guy and owns a nail salon. We knew this guy was gay when he was like 5 years old.

I saw my Uncle Norman recently (Jackie's mother's brother, he's like 80 years old) and Uncle Norman calls my cousin "A Gay."

My cousin is a little older than me. I know Jackie is gay and I say (as a set up), "Uncle Norman, how is Jackie, is he married yet?" And Uncle Norman pauses and my parents kind of crack up and he says, "well son...cousin Jackie is....a gay.

Not gay. "A gay."

My friend Gerard's mother calls gays "fellas." My grandmother says they are "confirmed bachelors" and the women are "spinsters."

Anyway I think Ricky Martin is a gay. I also think Kevin Spacey is a gay.

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[TheMojoPin]

I think Steve Martin is a gay and a bag of chips.

My great-grandmother called them "dandies". She did, however, also say "negro" and had to wear a diaper.

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[TheGameHHH]

Your cousin is a fag

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[Wormwood]

"homo gay" - Mango

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[Lisa Croft]

Mom calls them "figgelas". Senile, half-deaf grandpa once said "They're saying that Piazza's a homersekshel."

By the way, I really love this thread.

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[The Chairman]

"homo gay"


Wouldn't that be the same as "straight?"

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[reeshy]

My father would say something like " Hey-I think that guy is light in the loafers"!!!! "Hey- I think that guy is a fruit-loop"!!!!

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[shamus mcfitzy]

i just started using "a gay" because Zack Galafanakis (i know i'm spelling it wrong) used it in his "comedy central presents....".

"Why is it when a girl goes out shopping with her girlfriends, nothing's wrong. But when I go shopping with my boyfriend, everyone calls me A GAY.

that's right, A GAY."

[ozzie]

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"Elton John.... is a Gay!"

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[IrishAlkey]

I thought I was supposed to pick from the two choices given by the title of the thread.


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[Rorschach]

in the good old days people weren't afraid to call a spade a spade or a queer a queer for that matter. my father used to call them dicky lickers. kind of to the point.

[fluffernutter]

Jeffrey Tambor!!!!

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[smiler grogan]

I grew up calling them dad and friends.

[TooCute]

I call them "Alkey".

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[Shecky]

We call them faigulas at work or someone with . faggotitus

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[The Chairman]

Come to think of it my Italian dad says people who are a gay are "fagalated."

So he would say something like, "Minority Report was great but Tom Cruise is definitely fagalated."

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[TheMojoPin]

I call them "public transportation riders." Or just "Reeshy." And then he gives me such a SMACK.

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[Sheeplovr]

what happend to good old fasion Cock Suckers

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[The Chairman]

In searching for a picture for the above post, I just was amazed at the following web site:

http://www.liberace.com/liberace/bio.cfm

"For decades, Liberace was known for his music, candelabra, charisma, diamonds and dazzle."

They fail, however, to mention that when he died the circumference of his anus approximated the inside of a Bundt cake.

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This message was edited by Chairman_Kaga on 4-25-03 @ 11:59 PM

[IrishAlkey]

Liberace was actually a big piece of coal that was squeezed really, really hard.

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This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 4-25-03 @ 11:56 PM

[ADF]

I've heard my dad say "light in his loafers" or "walks on the other side of the fence."

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[IrishAlkey]

Don't you mean-

I've overheard my dad say "light in his loafers" or "walks on the other side of the fence", when referring to me while talking to my family.?


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[fluffernutter]

Oh yeah, I usually call them master. Hi Bob.

My Granpop does what Mr. Roper used to do and twiddle his hand and float it into the air.

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[ADF]

You so want me to be gay. Just because I stroked your arm lovingly doesn't make me the gay.

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[IrishAlkey]

DENIED!

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[The Chairman]

"For decades, Liberace was known for his music, candelabra, charisma, diamonds and dazzle."

They fail, however, to mention that when he died the circumference of his anus approximated the inside of a Bundt cake.



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This message was edited by Chairman_Kaga on 4-26-03 @ 12:48 AM

[Arienette]

what happend to good old fasion Cock Suckers i would imagine they're sucking cock.

You so want me to be gay. Just because I stroked your arm lovingly doesn't make me the gay.it doesn't hurt.

i had to witness it first hand... it was disturbing just how loving it was.

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[guttersnipe]

I know this doesn't really fit in with the thread, and i'm
sure i'll get heckled, but the subject title reminded me
of something. And I just want to share.

When I lived in Baltimore, I lived in the gay section of
downtown, Mt. Vernon (equivalent to DC's Dupont
Circle). There was an old gay couple there, they must
have been in their 80s. They walked together every
morning, sometimes to the local tiny grocery store,
sometimes just to walk. One of them was more infirm
than the other, and the other one was obviously
helping him along. They were always immaculately
dressed, 50s style, including hats, which they would
take off once they entered a building. I always waved
and said hi to them and they to me. They must have
been together for decades, and I thought it was
beautiful that they were able to grow old together.
They never "flaunted" what they were, it was just
obvious the love between them. I don't think I've ever
seen a greater, calmer, sweeter love in a hetero
couple.

My only regret is I never actually had a decent
conversation with them. I miss them, and hope they
are still walking around in Baltimore.

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[TheGameHHH]

Chairman, youre gay

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[DarkHippie]

My family, me included, just calls them "fagellas" like the good Heebs we are.

But old people can't be Gay. They can't have sex. Their cocks get all wrinkled like a finger when you've been washing dishes, "help! I've got Dishpan cock!"

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[nickeye]

I also have an distant male cousin, Jackie, who is gay.
At the Regal Beagle, he goes by "Jack". And he's not really gay. He has to pretend that he is, so he doesn't get evicted by his landlord.




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