How would you torture someone?

[DJEvelEd]

Head in a vice till an eye pops ala Joe Pesci.

Galvanized nails through the balls.

Ripping off toenails.

Lighter to the penis.

Stuff someone into a small box.

Sew up the butthole and feed fried food and coffee.

Feed them bugs.

Vomit and deficate on them.

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[Wormwood]

Galvanized nails through the balls.
At least you wont need a tetnus shot afterwards.
What the effe does it matter if they're galvanized or not?

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[ToddEVF]

I would make a cut in their flesh, and then stick a lemon with salt into it. right after that i would burn the wound closed and repeat the process every hour on the hour.

who said i wasn't insane?

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[ADF]

I would make them read this thread.

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[Dan-E]

-take their toes and fingers to a grinder and grind them down slowly.
-drill holes into their bones and screw in rusty woodscrews
-spinal tap with a screw driver
-peirce both eyeballs and gauge em


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[FatTony]

The alltime best. Japanese Water Torture. What's worse than dying by water.

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[SoLost22]

The movie salt sea with Val Kilmer had a nasty idea

Put someone's dick in a cage with a wolverine that hasn't been fed in a week

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[Arienette]

i'd go with faith's five torture groups... blunt, sharp, hot, cold, and loud.

and maybe a little xander eye gouge for good measure.

i think i have to go puke now.

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[Steels]

A pair of pliers and a blow torch.

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[peacefrog081]

make them listen to leykis nonstop

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[jocefus]

sew their asshole closed and keep feeding them and feeding them..ala wu tang style

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[canofsoup15]

Chop off Hands and Feet, then chop of dick, then let them lay on the ground bleeding to death, its slow and painful, does it get any better(or i should say worse).

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Shove a wet towel down their throat. When the acid of their stomach begins to digest the towel, rip it out and pull their stomach lining with it.



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[JiZ]

I'd stick them in Bar9 every Tuesday and make them act interested in what people are saying..............












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[kc7586]

i remember a thread like this before, but whatever. starve someone for a long time then give them a choice of what body part to cut off and then feed it to them. and repeat this over and over, the person will either endure the losing a limb to eat to stay alive or just starve to death.

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"Don't hold strong opinions about things you don't understand."

[jamesdiggy]

A non-stop barrage of Books on Tape.

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[kc7586]

burn someones entire body then keep them in a pool of salt water, then towel them off with a scrubby sponge(being sure to rub hard on all the burned raw flesh, then clean the wounds with peroxide.

or drag someone down a road of rocks and razor blades and dunk them in a tub of rubbing alcohol and vinegar.

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[schmega]

A pair of pliers and a blow torch.

you a hard, pipe-hitting n-?

i'd do a simple disembowlment. right after a castration.

[noahfex]

There was a movie I saw years ago where thew villians had a machine which they hooked prisoners up to and whatever their deepest fears where that was their tourture. for example if they were afraid of rats the machince would have rats crawling allover them and start chewing on them. I thought that would be pretty sweet tourture device to have. a kind of new school capital punishment

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[mikeyboy]

Leave them with you fucks for a week. You guys are
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[ThePointer]

I would force them to listen to BLINK 24 hours a day for a month

you have two choices: Castration or a one way ticket to New York

[grlNIN]

Cut holes into their throat leaving them gasping for air....cut up the insides of their mouth with brillo pad, then shove a rag soaked in lemon and salt in and tape it shut. Bind them to a chair naked and cut off pieces of flesh, let them bleed for awhile... eventually leaving them to rot

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[WRESTLINGFAN]

Al Bundy said it the best

Tie him up in a chair, tape his eyelids open and make him watch thirtysomething

Kinda makes you think when the #1 rapper is white and the #1 golfer is black

[mdr55]

I would make them listen to the Ron and Fez show 24/7 and once he/she started to enjoy and develop a liking for the show I would say "See Ya" and take the show away.

[Johnathan H Christ]

i've been waiting for this one.... but its more of a way to cause death than torture. ever seen the thing on the discovery channel abut lightning? i always wanted to take the guy who sent me to prison out to a field before a thunderstorm. and do the ben franklin thing. fly a kite with thin metal string up into the air, stake the guy to the ground, and tie the end of the string to his nutsack.... and back up 50 feet and wait for lightning to strike his balls.

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[reeshy]

I wouldn't!

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[DJEvelEd]

I would make them listen to the Ron and Fez show 24/7 and once he/she started to enjoy and develop a liking for the show I would say "See Ya" and take the show away.


C'mon. Nobody is mean enough to do that to another human being.

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[FUNKMAN]

i'm not sure but ADF and TooCute have been torturing me with their literary skills...


more so TooCute, ADF just jumps in at the end like a li'l pus...

i'd say take the the person they love most and torture that person right in front of them...
then shoot the guy in the head because you know he is gonna be pissed and you don't want any "living" enemies...

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[Aggie]

I'd bite down while giving a bj. What's worse than that?

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[A.J.]

I'd bite down while giving a bj. What's worse than that?

Using sandpaper while giving a handy.

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[jocefus]

I'd bite down while giving a bj. What's worse than that?


jabbing your fist up my ass while you do it..

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[Aggie]

that's a good one aj, i'll have to remember that.

jabbing your fist up my ass while you do it..
If that's really want you want, consider it done.

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[jocefus]

If that's really want you want, consider it done.


OUCH!!! no thanks ill pass on the fist up my ass..

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[FMJeff]

make them watch tapes of East Side Dave breakdancing... ::shudder::

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[Rancor6666]

to torture a woman strip her down, blind fold, hand cuff her hands to a wall with her in the standing position, tie the legs to ropes and spread her open. Have your way with what ever, hot wax, whips, clothes pins and shit.

to tourtue a man go mr blonde on his ass. "im gonna tourture you, not cause i want you to talk but casue i enjoy tourtureing people" dont forget the the 70's music on the radio in the back round

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[satan-2]

nail their toes to the floor. then their fingers. then after a while i would bring a small sledgehammer and make their fingers and toes look like roast beef.

god is an absentee LANDLORD!!!

later

[Death Metal Moe]

Don and Mike.

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[cozmokramer]

Finish out the insult.

Chop off the dick, and make them eat it.

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[guttersnipe]

to torture a woman strip her down, blind fold,
hand cuff her hands to a wall with her in the standing
position, tie the legs to ropes and spread her open.
Have your way with what ever, hot wax, whips, clothes
pins and shit.

You know, after reading that, I was gonna ask you
what you were doing Saturday night. But I checked
your profile and made the mistake of clicking on what
you had listed as your website. Now THAT's torture. I
swear to god, 57 pop-ups came up at once and broke
my fucking browser. Cute little joke you got there. So
forget about Saturday night! : P

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[kc7586]

to torture a woman strip her down, blind fold,
hand cuff her hands to a wall with her in the standing
position, tie the legs to ropes and spread her open.
Have your way with what ever, hot wax, whips, clothes
pins and shit.

torture? that is torture? sounds like a fun time to me

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