This couple sitting next to me...

[East Side Dave]

I usually don't start threads but I says to myself I says I says I have to this time. I'm in the library right now typing away and giggling like Mark David Chapman when I realize that there's this fucking couple sitting next to me that each have their own computer and while they're merely eight bloody inches from one another they are actually IM'ing each other back and forth. At first I thought they were e-mailing or something seperatley but then I noticed the filthy degenerates kept glincing (if that's a word) at another and smiling and this cutesy way that would have made the Snuggles bear vomit (you know that bear with the laundry detergent...Snuggles...well he would have vomited that little freak). Then as I casually walked behind them and looked at their computers I noticed they were fucking IM'ing each other rather than communicate verbally! What the fuck! Isn't this shit better than Geraldo in Capone's vault?!?! OK, Geraldo in Capone's vault was better but still, what the fuck?! Have we de-volved sufficiently enough as a society that we have to resort to a bunch of primordials banging away on keyboards! I mean just look at me! I'm banging on a keyboard right now! And I feel fuck dizzy because of it. Oh, fucking hell....

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 4-23-03 @ 1:23 PM

[East Side Dave]

And now I'm editing my post like Hemingway only I ain't no Hemingway 'cause he never edited and he's dead on top of it and my point is that they are still IM'ing each other on seperate computers rather than talk and I still feel dizzy and am beginning to feel a little faint-

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[GaryWyze]

<font color=purple>WE NEED THEIR SCREEN NAMES! AND WE NEED THEM NOW!!

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[Arienette]

i thought this thread was going to be about me. oh well...

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[canofsoup15]

Hes right we do need screen names
we can mess with there nheads,
we can act like stalkers and say we know where they are, or we can say something like "see you later at the strip club". It would be excellent.

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[DreamWeaver]

we can mess with there nheads
why? because they're black you want to mess with them? He never even said they were black. Racist.

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[IrishAlkey]

What would be more pathetic is if they started cybering.



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[StupidGirlllll]

Yes i noticed that also, kinda like that dumb verizon commercial where they play duck duck txt


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[furie]

giggling like Mark David Chapman


who?

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[jocefus]

was he typing with one hand?

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[West Side Claire]

What is this? Grade school where you pass little notes about the person you have a crush on?? Ahh- but this is the modern day version with computers of course!
What the eff?? Maybe they wink at each other in morse code too...

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[JustJon]

I'll bet you're the kind of guy who would pull out his laptop at bar9 and IM the guy sitting next to you on the couch.

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[Def Dave in SC]

each have their own computer and while they're merely eight bloody inches from one another they are actually IM'ing each other


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[Thebazile78]

giggling like Mark David Chapman




who?


Mark David Chapman was the guy who shot John Lennon. Because he wanted to be famous. And, look at that, he is. . .he's also the last name you read at the Beatles museum in Liverpool. Sick and sad, man, sick and sad.

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[cheezeemee]

Did they do the direct connect? Get it? heh

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[FatTony]

The funniest thing would have been if they didn't know they were IMing each other until later on.

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