Wood eye? Wood Eye?

[blakjeezis]

This is either the punchline or setup to a joke that I cannot quite remember, but it's been in my head for like a week now. Can anyone help?

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[ADF]

If you had your eye poked out like Xander, would you use a wooden eye?

Eye wood.

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[nickeye]

Sounds like a part of "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure"...

Girl: "Would I? Would I?"
Pee-Wee: "Hair lip! Hair lip!"

I can't begin to explain how sad I am to have that taking up space in my brain. And I don't even get it.

[Arienette]

If you had your eye poked out like Xander, would you use a wooden eye?

Eye wood he has a twin brother. maybe they can take one of his eyes and give it to nicholas, for the sake of the show. goddamn bastard evil preacher guy.

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[DarkHippie]

goddamn bastard evil preacher guy.
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[FUNKMAN]

not sure but i remember a punchline of:

"i'll keep an eye out for you"

something about a guy with a glass eye, i'm sure someone heard of it...

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[Tall_James]

There is this guy who lost an eye in a fight. He looks like a freak without it and goes to a doctor who recommends a glass replacement. The guy cannot afford one so the doctor fits one made one out of wood which is cheaper. However, he becomes really self conscious about it and becomes a bit of a recluse. One day a friend gets him out to a bar. He sees everyone dancing and wants to join in.
He sees a chick with a hunchback standing around and thinks "Well, no one else is asking her to dance and she is worse off than me so I'll ask."

He goes up to her and says, "Want to dance?"

She looks really excited and says, "Would I!"

The guy says "Wood eye! Wood eye! Well fuck you, hunchback!"



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Peg Leg! Peg Leg!

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[jax]

Buckteeth! Buckteeth!

[Def Dave in SC]

Jangle Leg! Jangle Leg!


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[East Side Dave]

Copper goin! Copper groin!

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[JustJon]

ask Odin

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[mugby43]

i once had an encounter with. he had a glass eye, but instead of a pupil on the glass eye he had the flying death head of the hell's angels. it was impessive in a ballsy"go fuck yourself" kind of way

[led37zep]

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[landarch]

Redd Foxx told this joke too, back in the day. The joke was the same but he used a girl with a hare lip.

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