DrunK Drivers Should be.....

[JiZ]

Okay, so it's 9:00. I'm sitting in front of the t.v. with the parents watching the POW's land. My mother is busy telling me how so lady spilled a large soda on her at the movie theatre just a little while before. Suddenly I hear a collision then an alarm going off. I looked at my father and said..."thats's my car." I run outside and look towards the corner. All I can see is an old mini-van, tires smoking, dragging my freshly detailed car backwards. I run to the cars and watch this fuckup as he tries desperately to get away. Fortunately our cars were now "locked" together. My father runs up to us, and now the idiot decides to get out. He turns and says..."I'm sorry." I ask him if he is ok, then proceed to ask.."How the FUCK did you hit my car when it is the only one around?"
As soon as he opened his mouth, I almost passed out from the fumes of alcohol coming from him. Soon after the fire department arrive. They stood in amazement, and wondered how he could've possibly hit my car. It goes on and on until the police arrive. He then tells the police that he was coming from his son's 1yr birthday party. Long story short, he was arrested for drunk driving. Now, I feel that people who drive drunk should be put in a car WITH there family and 1yr old kids. They should then have a car SLAM into them as hard as possible. Then, they should all be taken out and have their throats cut:)

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This message was edited by JiZ on 4-20-03 @ 12:04 AM

[Geppetto]

So your saying its Marios turn to drive on tuesday.

Seriously buddy that sucks I hope there isn't to much damage.

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[JiZ]

I might have another car or even a rental. As for the damage being bad, umm...it definately is. The rear has to be replaced. Why do these things only happen when you clean or get the car detailed? It looked so good to.

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[CrazyClare]

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[TheGameHHH]

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[East Side Dave]

they should all be taken out and have their throats cut



....and then we stomp him, then we stab him, then we hang him and THEN we kill him! Yeaaaaahhhh!

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Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya.

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[TheMojoPin]

Who still lives at home?

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[JiZ]

I was thinking about it today and I realy do wish his little son was in the car. I belive that people like this only learn when someone they love is killed. Hopefully, i'll be in a better mood on Monday. As a sidenote, please dont RfMail me anymore about how you can get Ron and Fez live. I only know a handful of you from Bar9 and only they will hear the show.

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[TheMojoPin]

Murderous AND a miser. You're like Scrooge McDuck with a gat AND a nicer ass. And yet, neither can seem to be bothered to wear pants. Curious.

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[HBox]

I've always thought that killing innocent children was acceptable if you want to teach their parents a lesson.

[JiZ]

Don't know why you think i'm a miser. I wouldn't say i'm murderous. I mean, if I don't know someone I realy couldn't care less if they are killed or not. I could never imagine shedding a single tear for someone that I don't know.

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[ChrisTheCop]

Careful, you can get banned 'round these parts for wishing death on children.

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[JiZ]

I think we have witnessed that it is impossible to get banned. They can ban me all they want. They should ban me. In fact I demand to be banned. Then I can save bandwith from 7-11:)

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[grlNIN]

As a sidenote, please dont RfMail me anymore about how you can get Ron and Fez live.


Is this your last cry for acceptance?

I only know a handful of you from Bar9 and only they will hear the show


*coughs*powertrip*coughs*

In fact I demand to be banned.

tease




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[JiZ]

Is this your last cry for acceptance?


I'm not looking for acceptance from anyone. In fact I prefer not to be liked by anyone. Did I succeed yet?

*coughs*powertrip*coughs*


Not realy a powertrip. I just hate hearing people complain on how they miss the show but NEVER ask how they can help out.

tease



I never tease. I'm just having a bad weekend and I like to take it out on people.

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[HBox]

There's a difference between not caring if someone is dead and wishing they died.

[grlNIN]

There's a difference between not caring if someone is dead and wishing they died.




no theres not

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[HBox]

Yes there is

[grlNIN]

no

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[HBox]

There is a difference between indifference (I don't care at all about someone) and hatred (I wish they were dead).

[grlNIN]

There is a difference between indifference (I don't care at all about someone) and hatred (I wish they were dead).




if i dont care at all about someone i usually do wish they were dead

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[HBox]

Wishing someone was dead implies that you do care about someone one way or another. When you wish they were dead, you get some satisfaction when they are dead. If you don't care at all, the news that they are dead would be meaningless.

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What if you wish their plant was dying?

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[swiss miss]

Jiz, your starting to sound like me, wisj=hing the kid was in the car with him......you make me proud!!!!

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[swiss miss]

Jiz, your starting to sound like me, wisj=hing the kid was in the car with him......you make me proud!!!!

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[Arienette]

if I don't know someone I realy couldn't care less if they are killed or not. I could never imagine shedding a single tear for someone that I don't know.it's called compassion. without knowing you at all, i feel secure in saying that you're just a miserable human being.

and not that it matters, but i'm sure i'm not the only one around here who's getting really fucking tired of hearing about your rf feed. and because i've never asked you for it, i feel like i can say this. i would have said that it was nice of you to help people out with the feed, but it seems like you just want credit for it... that's not the way these things work. if your little feelings are so hurt by how everyone's so ungrateful, then stop giving them the feeds. problem solved. but please stop bitching about it in every thread already.


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[grlNIN]

and not that it matters, but i'm sure i'm not the only one around here who's getting really fucking tired of hearing about your rf feed. and because i've never asked you for it, i feel like i can say this. i would have said that it was nice of you to help people out with the feed, but it seems like you just want credit for it... that's not the way these things work. if your little feelings are so hurt by how everyone's so ungrateful, then stop giving them the feeds. problem solved. but please stop bitching about it in every thread already.




THANK YOU ARI!!!

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[cheezeemee]

i'm not the only one around here who's getting really fucking tired of hearing about your rf feed.


You are not alone babe

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