RETRO TV COMMERCIALS

[WRESTLINGFAN]

The charmin toilet paper commercials with mr whipple saying "dont squeeze the charmin"



Kinda makes you think when the #1 rapper is white and the #1 golfer is black

[Furtherman]

Pretty sneaky sis.






Enough with the picture signatures.

[Crippler]

My favorite, which every once in a while I'll see to this day, is the 80's commercial for the Children's Aid Society.

"I'm really glad they made...the Children's Aid...Society"

The funny thing is, I know it aired first in the 80's, but the last time I saw it (last year, I think during the holidays), it was the same exact commercial. Same cheese-ball haircuts, same short ball-hugger short, and everything. I couldn't believe they were still airing it, I know sometimes jingles last a long time, but this was a little ridiculous.

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[jamesdiggy]

I sort glass, that's my job.

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[SuperClerk]

Those really cheesy Jibralter (sp) transmission commercials that used to air on Saturday mornings during wrestling.

My head was down. I was feeling low
It was Saturday morning. my transmission wouldn't go
So I called up Jibralter. Make it fast make it right
Got me cruisin' on a Saturday night
Got me cruisin' on a Saturday Night
(Cruisin' with Jibralter)
Holdin' my honey real tight
(Cruisin' with Jibralter)
Hearing my song on the radio. I'm the star of the show
Jibralter keeps your car on the go.

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[Ralphy Ramone]

"My wife;I think I'll keep her".

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It's T.V.'s fault I am this way.

[Shecky]

For the New York Audience
Take the train to the plane, the train to the plane.

Love that Dagastino love that Dag Dag Dag
New York's favorite Deli love that Dag Dag Dag
Love that lettuce love that meat
Enough of this love nonsense what do ya say we eat.So please Mr. Dagastino move closer to me

HERE'S A COUPLE FROM THE SPANISH CHANNEL

NO NO diga arroz diga Vita Vita Arroz

TOPS in the BRONX
TOPS in the BRONX

Alexanders tiene todo para ti

PRAY FOR THE BRAVE ONES!!!!

Later On,
SHECKY

[Furtherman]

For you Philadelphians... and Ron...

Is it Franks? Thanks!







Enough with the picture signatures.

[jafter]

ANTHONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANTHONY!!!!!!!!!


What day is it?





Thank you Ron and Fez for finally being live in DC again.
Ok let's get the boys back live in NY. Don't give up the fight.

[A.J.]

ANTHONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANTHONY!!!!!!!!!


What day is it?


Prince Spaghetti Day!

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[FelixDasGato]

You want a pizza with nothin?
Your soaking in it
Bagel?...what's a bagel?
He's doing it again!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

"You can't fool Mother Nature."

"Ancient Chinese secret."

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thank you dcpete!

I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.

[A.J.]

Faberge Shampoo: "I told two friends, and they told two friends, and so on, and so on..."

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This message was edited by AJinDC on 4-18-03 @ 2:04 PM

[SuperClerk]

You really need glasses Alice.

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[Crippler]

"...and you can wear white shorts!"

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[Shecky]

Don't throw us away.

Welome to Mcdonald's can I help you.

It was a great show AMEN!!!

I LOVED IT SO MUCH
what did you love about..
I'M GONNA SEE IT TWICE MORE



PRAY FOR THE TROOPS!!!!

Later On,
SHECKY

[FelixDasGato]

"OUR PRICES ARE INSAAAANE!!"

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[WRESTLINGFAN]

From the stella d'oros breakfast treat commercial

"George, dont talk!!! Eat"

Kinda makes you think when the #1 rapper is white and the #1 golfer is black

[jafter]

Mr. Owl how many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie popsicle?



Thank you Ron and Fez for finally being live in DC again.
Ok let's get the boys back live in NY. Don't give up the fight.

[Shecky]

Can't get enough Super Golden Crisp, it's got a crunch with punch.

PRAY FOR THE TROOPS!!!!

Later On,
SHECKY

[jafter]

"How would you like a nice Hawaiian Punch"

Thank you Ron and Fez for finally being live in DC again.
Ok let's get the boys back live in NY. Don't give up the fight.

[Crippler]

Mr. Owl how many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie pop?

"Let's see...ONE...
a-TWO-hoo...
THREE!(crunch)...
Three."
"I guess the world will never know"

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[Ralphy Ramone]

"Ring -Ding,Ring -Ding, wish I had another Ring- Ding"

"That's a speecy,spicey meata-a-ball!"

"That's what you get with Cracker Jacks!"


...and my favorite..."I can't believe I ate the whole thing!"


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It's T.V.'s fault I am this way.










This message was edited by Ralphy Ramone on 4-19-03 @ 9:14 AM

[A.J.]

"I Love New York"

"New Jersey and you: perfect together"

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A Skidmark production.

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[Disúgrunútled]

We wear short shorts
If you dare wear shorts shorts
Then Nair for Short shorts

I am, and always will be,in a state of sulky dissatisfaction.

[Steels]

My favorite, which every once in a while I'll see to this day, is the 80's commercial for the Children's Aid Society.

"I'm really glad they made...the Children's Aid...Society"

The funny thing is, I know it aired first in the 80's, but the last time I saw it (last year, I think during the holidays), it was the same exact commercial. Same cheese-ball haircuts, same short ball-hugger short, and everything. I couldn't believe they were still airing it, I know sometimes jingles last a long time, but this was a little ridiculous.

There is probably several dozen posts regarding the "Children's Aid Society" commercials in the 80's on this board alone. I have been trying to get that theme song for years to no avail.

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[Shecky]

Where's the Beef?

Hello my little Babushka!!

Can you please pas the Jelly?

Svimvear, OK
Eveningvear, Very Nice.

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PRAY FOR THE TROOPS!!!!

Later On,
SHECKY

[Shecky]

you got to stay in scholl til Graduation day
So be cool
Stay in school
(the penguin commercial)

Thats the word from Officer bird
Thats your tip for today

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PRAY FOR THE TROOPS!!!!

Later On,
SHECKY

[Furtherman]

There I was.. There I was... in... the congo!

Enough with the picture signatures.

[SuperClerk]

I'M NOT GONNA PAY A LOT FOR THIS MUFFLER!!!!!!!!!

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[Duke]

where the beef enough said


where's the beef!!!!!!??????

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[guttersnipe]

"I can bring home the bacon
Fry it up in the pan
And never, never, ever let you
Forget you're the man..."

(ugh, spit)

But my fave, and one I think should still be on, is the
one where the Indian (which is what we called them
back then) walks around and sees all this pollution and
trash on the ground, and the camera pans in on his
face as he turns slowly to look in the camera, and you
see a single tear fall down his face. Classic.

~guttersnipe


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[FelixDasGato]

Jack never has a second cup at home. Somebody fill it to the rim with Brim.

Peek Freans are a very serious cookie!

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[legroommusic]

I drew some guy with chicken mcnuggets then he let me have a mcnugget

she doesn't know I'm alive, but I'm drinking milk

I love you, lorena (aggie).

[Shecky]

WAIT FOR THE BEEP,
YA GOTTA LEAVE YOUR NAME
YA GOTTA LEAVE YOUR NUMBER

Later,
SHECKY

[Bill From Yorktown]

Wednesday is Sundae at Carvell

Cookie Puss!!!!!

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[sr71blackbird]

What walks down stair's, alone or in pairs
and makes a slinkety sound?

Once upon a time there was an engineer
And ChooChoo Charley was his name we hear..

Rollllling Writerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Pentel Pen

It even tastes better than bagel's and lox!


I dont know, maybe its my fault. All kids have bikes, so, I got one for Mike...
You didnt teach him about the rules of the road?
I thought he had a little common sence..
What if you tried driving your car without knowing the rules?
But..but bikes are different.
Only because they dont have motors.


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[high fly]

Britt Eklund in the Noxema ad : "Take it off, take it all off!".

" and they ask me why I drink"

[high fly]

Britt Eklund in the Noxema ad : "Take it off, take it all off!".

" and they ask me why I drink"

[AnaTickle]

"Ohhhh when you think your ready come on down to Crazy Eddie's..." I forgot the rest, but it used to come on late at night. Four guys in leather singing in the bathroom of the high school. Loved the opening pan shot of my old school Lafayette High in Bensonhurst.

[sickofitall]

im really glad they made the childerns aid society 11 11 old country road and no talking oranatains this is serious we could make you delerious to much of us is dangerious

ya skin head crack head

[sickofitall]

we wear short shorts

ya skin head crack head

[sickofitall]

someone told me its all happening at the zoo

ya skin head crack head

[high fly]

The VW ad where they drove the car into a river, let it float downstream, then drove it back out.

One ad that was really boss was for the GTO when it first came out. It was a cartoon of a guy in a GTO at a stoplight next to another car, both drivers acting like they want to drag.

Pf Flyers: "Run faster! Jump higher!"
Wonder Bread: "Helps a body grow 12 ways!"
------both taken off due to accusations of false advertising.
And, hey, why not bring up the Noxema ad again with Britt Eklund at the peak of her prime,saying: "Take it off, take it all off".
For me, that's still the sexiest commercial I've seen.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Disúgrunútled]

11 11 old country road

in Westbury

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I am, and always will be,in a state of sulky dissatisfaction.

[mdr55]

Mikey likes It!

Isotoner gloves w/ Dan Marino.

Shaving cream with Joe Namath

The old Burger King commercials w/ the King and his entourage (1 was a big milkshake, forgot who were the rest)

[high fly]

Shaving cream with Joe Namath

That was the Noxema ad with Britt Eklund in her prime!
I think at first the ad came out with some random ricky male model, then they got Broadway Joe.
"Take it off, take it all off!"

" and they ask me why I drink"

This message was edited by high fly on 7-28-03 @ 3:13 PM

[Spoil-Sport]

"We need more Calgon!"

"Ancient chinese secret?"

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[sr71blackbird]

im really glad they made the childerns aid society 11 11 old country road and no talking oranatains this is serious we could make you delerious to much of us is dangerious


Punctuation is your friend ;p










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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

CLASSIC Wendy's commercial:

"Svimvear! Eveningvear!"

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thank you dcpete!

[Shecky]

YOU ALRIGHT!!!!! I learned it by watching YOU!!!!

Parents who use drugs, have kids who use drugs.


Later,
SHECKY

[Neogoon]

Too funny...I was doing a google search on "bagel? what's a bagel?" (don't ask), and this thread is one of the three results that comes in.

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