Biggest Drunk Ever

[lippy]

I was thinking over last weekend, during one on the many lulls in conversation on the worst date i have ever had, who is the biggest drunk ever? I was thinking this because i was drinking as fast as i could as my date told me about her art. She really was telling me about her art. For at least a half hour. She works with pastels. Anyway, I would have to go with Hemingway. Maybe GG Allin, though he did a lot more than just drink.
PS. Before anyone does, I would ask that no one say Billy. We all thought of that.

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[Rancor6666]

Razor Ramone my favorite wrestler. not only was he and alcholholic he was also a dope fiend and they used alcholhal abuse to cover his mysterious behavior in the ring (seeing how you only work 2 hours 2 times a week the other 22 hours should be spent drinking as much as possible, but hey look at his careeer now)

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[DreamWeaver]

ME

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[IrishAlkey]

Fuck off, Gina!

I'll drink the sweat off your body after an all night drinking binge.

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[silera]

My sweat is 100% agave.


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[A.J.]

I can nominate someone for the biggest drunk in DC. I've been going to the same bar for 4 years and nearly every weekend I see this one guy come in. I have NEVER seen him sober.

And to think this mess supposedly has a very impressive/well-paying job.

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A Skidmark production.

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[Bob Impact]

At the bar I go to there is a guy named Jimmy who is far and away the biggest drunk ever. He tried to pick a fight with a cripple last night.

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[RageCage]

And to think this mess supposedly has a very impressive/well-paying job.


Is it Mike O'Meara?

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[Wormwood]

At the bar I go to there is a guy named Jimmy who is far and away the biggest drunk ever. He tried to pick a fight with a cripple last night.
That just made my day. I took a knee.

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[stickyfingers]

otis from mayberry




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[golfcourseguy]

Andre the Giant, hands down.


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[SuperClerk]

I can't believe that there hasn't been one single Billy Staples joke yet.

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[Gmann]

Id like to nominate myself for the title here. I give Alkey a run for his money.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I challenge Gina!

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[ADF]

How about the Great Gatsby. He could put down a few.

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[LiquidCourage]

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