85 degrees right now. Tomorrow 40 degrees

[SuperClerk]

According to my handy dandy Weatherbug, it is 85 degrees right now. I checked the forecast for tomorrow: 40 degrees. Pack your shit folks. It's all ending soon!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

With a 40% chance of frogs raining from the sky.

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thank you dcpete!

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[Bill From Yorktown]

locusts - waiting for locusts. Oh, and as it's passover tomorrow night, I'll be smearing blood on my front lintel (not taking any chances)

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[DarkHippie]

nyah nyah nya nyah nyah, i'm a "chosen people"

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[The Chairman]

With a 40% chance of frogs raining from the sky.

Just saw Magnolia for the first time last night. Great flick.

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[TheGameHHH]

Shit like this really pisses me off. I like the fact that it's 85 degrees right now and I can wear shorts, but 40 degrees tomorrow is gonna make really pissed cause I hate the cold.

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[Bill From Yorktown]

i'm a "chosen people"


so much for reading up on this - if you dont put the blood on your door, the spirit wont know you're a chosen, and will take your firstborn son.

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[JerryTaker]

My parents arent jewish, but they always <I>wanted</I> something to swoop out of the sky and take thier first born son....



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[SuperClerk]

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[JustJon]

nyah nyah nya nyah nyah, i'm a "chosen people"
reproducing asexually? you are a person, not a people.

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[DarkHippie]

that's why its in quotes. jews are the chosen people, not the chosen person.

and lambs blood only works if you're a jew Bill, so nyahhhhhhhhhh *dances the hora*

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[jratt]

If i use lambs blood but i am not a jew
do i put myself and family in harms way
like will a black cloud of matza start folling me
every where i go and rain matza on me or will i be ok

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...im a big black dude with a cool car. I go by the name "nigger". dont be shy.

as for people wishing they were you...

Nobody wishes they were a mistake.

[ChickenHawk]

Fall already? Man, this Summer just came and went...

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[East Side Dave]

lamb's blood


Now I'm starvin'.

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[jocefus]

nice pneomonia weather

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honk if your horny

knockin boots and shootin pool

[SuperClerk]

Ugh. It's 90 degrees. I'm melting!

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[grlNIN]

:slams head on desk repeatedly:


make it stop, make it stop

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[Mike Teacher]

According to my handy dandy Weatherbug, it is 85 degrees right now. I checked the forecast for tomorrow: 40 degrees. Pack your shit folks. It's all ending soon!



Ending soon?
Well the sun has a few billion years of fusion-icules left; so the earth's fine for a while...

But it IS interesting; because any shift in global temperature; particularly a rise, would, meteorologists and climatologists and planetary atmospheric experts; show itself as an increase in Chaotic Changes; NOT just necesarily getting warmer.

The Snowstorm in April; for example.

I'm not scared yet; they call an April Snowstorm a freak weather thing. It Ain't. Snowing 2 feet in August in NY City? That would be freaky; and i'm sure, has happened many many times in the thousands of years peeps were rolling thru Manhattan saying "Wassup Zog!" as they rode the new wheel.

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[ag]

thank god I dont have any yard work to do tommrow, instead of doing that after I get off of work Im going on a booze cruze in the city. What a fucking day for it, cloudy and 40 degreese, probally cooler on the water! No fear though the alchol will keep me warm!

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[Fallon]

Is this weird weather making anyone else sick?

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[Wormwood]

that's why its in quotes. jews are the chosen people, not the chosen person.

Geez, you would think things would be a lot easier for you guys.

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[kc7586]

if it's 90 fucking degrees in APRIL and i'm dying, then what chance do i have in june, july, or august? i'll drop dead before labor day.

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[ShelleBink]

Is this weird weather making anyone else sick?

generally when the weather is fucky like this, i get really horridly sick, but this time around i'm not too bad ((other than the bum knee)) but it looks like my mom got hit big time.

i hate when the weather changes, period. and ironically i live in the most weather-changing state.

woo hoo.

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[reeshy]

AHHH, quit yer bitchin'!!!! This weather is great after the shitiiest winter I personally went through!! Yea, I don't feel so great either but it's a small price to pay!!!!

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[walking joint]

2 days of hot weather and i'm standing outside with my shovel begging for the snow i hated just a week ago to come back. it's like i forget what warm weather is each year. the worst part for me is i sweat like a pig. nothing more attractive than sweat circles under the armpits. i walk around at work looking like a dick because i don't want to raise my arms up.

[Heather 8]

Out here in Wisconsin, I got sunburnt while taking a nap outside during my lunch break yesterday (when it was a lovely, sunny 84 degrees). This afternoon I had to chip a half-inch of ice off my car before driving home. It's been like this for the past month, and it's driving me nuts.

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[Bill From Yorktown]

and lambs blood only works if you're a jew Bill, so nyahhhhhhhhhh *dances the hora*


nah that Spirit of God's blind as a bat - the blood thing will fool him - no wait that's Justice that's blind - hmm maybe garlic - no wait that's vampyres. Anyway - we try to cover all the bases around here :-)

C-ya

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[schmega]

Is this weird weather making anyone else sick?

yeah, asians. mostly.

[ShelleBink]

yeah, asians. mostly.

i laughed so hard, i cried.

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[TheMojoPin]

See what happens when TooCute starts talking smack 'bout Jehovah?!?

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[Noonan]

I caddied for three Jews today and they only played 16 holes because I think they had to be home before sundown. I got a nasty f'n sunburn but a great tip because I found all their balls in the woods and deep rough. Go figure...

[DarkHippie]

a great tip because I found all their balls in the woods and deep rough.
were you helping them with their putz?

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[A.J.]

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[GeneralCartmanLee]

yeah... this weather really sucks... y wont it stay warm!!! shorts-wintercoat-shorts-wintercoat

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[lippy]

weather's crazy, huh? you never know what to expect! it's nuts! wow!

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[Aggie]

Will you guys make up your mind? First you bitch about the snow now people are bitching cuz it's too hot and they're melting. I think the Snow Miser and Heat Miser are fighting again.

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Out here in Wisconsin, I got sunburnt while taking a nap outside during my lunch break yesterday (when it was a lovely, sunny 84 degrees). This afternoon I had to chip a half-inch of ice off my car before driving home. It's been like this for the past month, and it's driving me nuts.
Peachy, it's like that in Texas too, but it's about time for it to rise to the 'hell' temperatures I have to deal with all summer. Although I'm loving the weather in the 80s

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[TheMojoPin]

Is boob sweat anything like ball sweat?

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[silera]

Ball sweat smells like ear wax.


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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Ball sweat smells like ear wax.



It kinda smells like pasta to me.

What?

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thank you dcpete!

I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.

[IrishAlkey]

I'm gonna' start sitting in bowls of ravioli.

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[Noonan]

Damn you all!

After caddying Tues. and yesterday, I can't decide whether the crotch of my caddie jumpsuit smells of ear wax or pasta...

I can tell you it's in the wash shortly.

I can also tell you that Solarcaine feels pretty good no matter where you spray it...

[ADF]

Tomorrow it's raining men, hallelujah!

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