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The Chairman

04-13-2003, 09:26 AM

and now I know....

The type of fabric used in the manufacture of most sheets and other bed linens. Many people are of the mistaken impression that the term "percale" refers to a blend of cotton and polyester, etc. This is not the case. Percale can be a 50/50 blend, 100% cotton, or a blend of other fabrics in any ratio. The word "percale" refers to the weave of the fabric, not its content. In addition to many colors and patterns of percale, we offer bed linens constructed in flannel and satin (both polyester and bridal).

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ShelleBink

04-13-2003, 09:30 AM

...and?

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The Chairman

04-13-2003, 09:37 AM

now you know as well....

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reeshy

04-13-2003, 10:31 AM

That's so gay!!!!

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Wormwood

04-13-2003, 11:05 AM

thanks, "peracle" was the word I needed to finish my crossword puzzle.

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golfcourseguy

04-13-2003, 11:10 AM

"I felt bad about my 'post count' till I met the man who slept on sheets with a low 'thread count'."

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ADF

04-13-2003, 05:32 PM

...and knowing is half the battle. Yo, Joe!

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mikeyboy

04-13-2003, 05:37 PM

and thats...

one to grow on.

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Reephdweller

04-13-2003, 05:38 PM

now that Sandy knew the thread count of percale she had the 411 needed to turn the tables and unleash the dogs of hell!

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Reephdweller

04-13-2003, 05:48 PM

feeling the fabric again, Jasmine was certain it just HAD to be percale.

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FUNKMAN

04-13-2003, 05:55 PM

holy sheet, i did not know that...

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The Chairman

04-13-2003, 06:28 PM

Whether you knew this word or not, you will hear it soon.

And you will think of me.

It will not be a coincidence.

Remember:

Percale

Per-cale.

PERCALE...

Ck1

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Reephdweller

04-13-2003, 06:39 PM

Whether you knew this word or not, you will hear it soon.

And you will think of me.

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The Chairman

04-14-2003, 02:23 PM

I was in Macy's today and as I walked through the store I heard a salewoman say "percale."

Coincidence?

you decide...

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grlNIN

04-14-2003, 02:29 PM

"percale."

i think percoset when i see that word....

coincidence?

you decide

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The Chairman

04-14-2003, 02:42 PM

i think percoset when i see that word....

coincidence?

you decide

I was on a 10/325 Percocet when I wrote my last post. These are the best. 10mg. of oxycodone, no time release coating (like oxycontin) and the lowest amount of acetominiphen (so your liver doesn't turn into pudding.)

Coincidence?

I think not...

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Reephdweller

04-14-2003, 02:59 PM

Interestingly enough I went to Macy's today on my lunch hour and was walking through the store, and these two chicks were talking about bedsheets and one of them says something like "oh get that one Helen, it's made of Percale..." - However the first thing that came to my mind was "wow, check out the rack on that babe!", not once did I think of the chairman until I see this topic again. Sorry.

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blakjeezis

04-14-2003, 03:03 PM

and now I know....

. . . the rest of the story.

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Coincidence? I think not!

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Contra

04-14-2003, 04:37 PM

i think i'll chalk this thread up to "post whordom" depression.

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The Chairman

04-14-2003, 08:28 PM

I was just going through the newspaper and a flyer for Sears fell out. On the front page there is an advertisment for a sale on "all Percale sheets."

Coincidence?

you decide.....

cK1

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grlNIN

04-15-2003, 01:26 AM

I was just going through the newspaper and a flyer for Sears fell out.

and on the cover there is a picture of a percocious child

coincidence?

you decide....

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TooCute

04-15-2003, 05:01 AM

"post whordom" depression
Who are you calling a whore, exactly?

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The Chairman

04-15-2003, 06:50 PM

There was just a commercial on WABC for the "Easter Sale" at JC Penney's advertising "All Percale Sheets - 30-50% off."

Random chance?

or something more.....

cK1

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Reephdweller

04-15-2003, 07:29 PM

Random chance?

or something more.....

YOU DECIDE!!!

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Miss Dolores Haze

04-15-2003, 07:40 PM

Viva La Percale Revolution!

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shamus mcfitzy

04-15-2003, 07:45 PM

I just put the gun in my mouth, pulled the trigger, and my brains didn't splatter all over the wall

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YOU DECIDE!!!!!!

blakjeezis

04-15-2003, 07:57 PM

I don't know about all this bedding talk, but I got some sheet percalating right now.

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Contra

04-16-2003, 09:43 AM

i think i'll chalk this thread up to "post whordom" depression.

Who are you calling a whore, exactly?

Coincidence?

you decide.....

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