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phixion
04-13-2003, 07:50 AM
at the end of this week, all the seeds will b decided...so who do u think is gonna be left at the end of the tourney?

im betting on sacramento or dallas. dallas plays streaky ball, i dunno if there zone defense can stop any of the big four.

but sacremento is my odds on favorite. last year it was a close serieswith la. but last year the sac also had a less than healthy stojakavic. thi stime peja will the deciding factor, he comes to play uve gotta give the rings to the kings. plus the last year the kings lost due to missing freethrows...this year its whole new ballgame.....

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RF Godfather
04-13-2003, 08:47 AM
Although I'm a Net diehard, it will be Philadelphia vs. Sacramento. Bank on it.

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Fallon
04-19-2003, 02:13 PM
Great come from behind win today by the Celtics. Sweeeeeeeet!

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phixion
04-19-2003, 05:23 PM
ive watched every game so far.and im currently watching the dallas game.

did anyone else see that shot by marbury? it was rez chapman type stuff.

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TheGameHHH
04-20-2003, 12:24 AM
Why even bother speculating, it's the Lakers again this year

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McNabbShouldDie
04-20-2003, 06:12 AM
LET'S GO CELTICS! Nice win by them and Im banking on them to get to the finals and lose to Sacremento or the Spurs.

I dont know why, but i just dont think the Lakers are gonna win again.

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phixion
04-20-2003, 07:30 AM
I dont know why, but i just dont think the Lakers are gonna win again.



cuz with the exceptions of kobe and shaq no one has showed up to play all season long.

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HBox
04-24-2003, 07:55 PM
I'd have more cred if I said this before the playoffs started, but the second I heard Minnesota vs. LA, I was thinking upset. Garnett is poised to explode, and I can't imagine him losing game 7 at home, if it gets that far.

HBox
04-24-2003, 08:20 PM
I just saw George Karl whining about the refs. What a fucking bitch. The Bucks shot 15 free throws in the fourth quarter, the Nets shot 4. Did he see Kukoc taking 9 steps on the tying basket and not getting called for traveling? Or the two other times he traveled in the fourth? Did he see Payton get the call on the flop he did with 2 minutes remaining? Did he see Cassell shove Collins and not get a technical foul? Did he see the taunting Payton was getting away with all game long? No coach can make excuses like Karl. That's the only reason he is still coaching.

Fallon
04-24-2003, 08:32 PM
Celts played great tonight. They lost their 16 point lead at half, but didn't let it get them down and kept on playing.

GO GREEN!

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HBox
04-24-2003, 08:58 PM
Derek Fisher has the easiest job in sports. All he has to do is take 5-10 wide open threes a game, and nothing else.

SuperClerk
04-24-2003, 09:19 PM
Even though they won, Kenyon Martin is such a tool.

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04-24-2003, 09:22 PM
nets-kings... i wish the bulls would get their act together. they upset me every year..

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HBox
04-24-2003, 09:25 PM
Have the Lakers ever won a close playoff game where they didn't get a highly questionable call in a crucial moment? I am so sick of them. As I type this, Garnett gets called for a foul when he doesn't even touch anybody. This is worse than when Mike Bibby got called for a foul for having his head in the way of Kobe's flying elbow.

EDIT: Garnett needs to stop taking fadeaways. Devean freaking George is guarding him. He should be wrecking this shit up. But he's really stepping up in crunch time.

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HBox
04-24-2003, 09:56 PM
Everytime I try to get into the NBA Playoffs I watch a game like tonight's Timberwolves-Lakers game. In the final minute Sczerbiak gets called for a foul on a Kobe three when he didn't even touch him. Sczerbiak practically gets pulled out of bounds by Fox and there is no call. Even the announcers are saying what a fucking tragedy this whole mess is. Is it so much to ask for the refs to call not on reputation but on the game they are watching? Not to mention the constant complaining by players in the Bucks-Nets game. Why do great game in the NBA playoffs ineviatbly get bogged down by unneccessary calls? It's so frustrating. I should just stick with the NHL.

phixion
04-25-2003, 06:32 AM
Why do great game in the NBA playoffs ineviatbly get bogged down by unneccessary calls? It's so frustrating.


its not just the NBA do u remember the giants?
bad calls get made, the refs are human.....bitch about it for a little while, then move on.......u cnat get a do-over

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McNabbShouldDie
04-25-2003, 08:25 AM
bad calls get made, the refs are human

bad calls are made, sure, but 90% of the time its because a team is facing the Lakers and the refs have some friggin love affair with shaq and kobe. its disgusting how many ridicuously stupid calls are made against teams facing the Lakers. And did anyone else notice how the traveling rule doesnt seem to exist anymore for the Lakers. well screw shaq, i hope he gets a golfball stuck in his blowhole and dies, that fn whale. and screw kobe too.

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A.J.
04-25-2003, 08:40 AM
I'm a Celts fan so naturally I will hate the Lakers until the day I die. But I think I hate them more now with Shaq than I ever did in the days of Kareem, Magic and Worthy.

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Aggie
04-25-2003, 08:45 AM
Me too AJ, they're so much more hatable now. They're up there with the Red Sox, Cowboys and the NY Rangers in my book.

GO NETS!

And Game, if me like Blue's Clue's makes you not attracted to me anymore, then you being a Laker's fan definitely has the same effect. Ick.

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A.J.
04-25-2003, 09:01 AM
Me too AJ, they're so much more hatable now. They're up there with the Red Sox,

You lost me at "Red Sox". :)

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phixion
04-25-2003, 10:31 AM
sure, but 90% of the time its because a team is facing the Lakers and the refs have some friggin love affair with shaq and kobe. its disgusting how many ridicuously stupid calls are made against teams facing the Lakers. And did anyone else notice how the traveling rule doesnt seem to exist anymore for the Lakers. well screw shaq, i hope he gets a golfball stuck in his blowhole and dies, that fn whale. and screw kobe too.


yes but the nba is always in love with teams during their dynasty. do u remember what they used to do for jordan? game 6 in 98, was a gift wrapped championship. they allow ron harper,s 2 pointer to count for 3, and hornacek's 3 counted as a 2. and bulls won that game by one point.....if the proper calls had been made there wouldve been a game 7. and dont misconstrue this as me loving the lakers.......................cuz i really, really dont. but still all u ppl who hate the lakers dont worry.............sacramento or dallas will stop them =)

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HBox
04-25-2003, 10:55 AM
sacramento or dallas will stop them


Dallas? Dallas?! DALLAS?! Until they learn about defense, they ain't beating LA, Sac, San Antonio, hell, maybe even New Jersey, Indiana, or Detroit.

Def Dave in SC
04-25-2003, 11:22 AM
Besides all the aforementioned problems, Why did the NBA all of a sudden add two games to the first round?

Fucking nonsense. Its just to give the lakers a better chance. I love basketball, but the nba is turning into roller ball


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Fallon
04-25-2003, 11:58 AM
Why did the NBA all of a sudden add two games to the first round? Fucking nonsense. Its just to give the lakers a better chance.

Yep. I like best of seven better anyways. Best of five can be too fast.

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phixion
04-25-2003, 01:42 PM
Dallas? Dallas?! DALLAS?! Until they learn about defense, they ain't beating LA, Sac, San Antonio, hell, maybe even New Jersey, Indiana, or Detroit.


ummmm im not the only one who remembers january am i? dallas was up by 25 going into the fourth.......and i know they lost, but this proves that they can beat the lakers.

and the zone defense has proven to b occasionally effective...........but dallas is an offensive juggernaut....there is no more potent offense in the NBA. dallas can beat LA. i believe that, otherwise i wouldnt have bet on them to win it all in september......

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Fallon
05-01-2003, 04:56 PM
Looks like the Celtics are about to advance. BOOYAH!!!

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Fallon
05-02-2003, 04:53 AM
Celtics vs. Nets.

This time Boston is winning biatch!!!

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jocefus
05-02-2003, 05:00 AM
This time Boston is winning biatch!!!


Thats what they say every year.. better get the tissues ready..

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phixion
05-02-2003, 05:11 AM
Thats what they say every year..


but theyve been rite more times than other fandom in NBA history........
the celts can take...... im not saying they will, im saying they can. but i dont see anybody on the nets stopping pierce. hes just too damn good.


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phixion
05-06-2003, 07:07 AM
SPURS OVER LAKERS GAME 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah thats what i want

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HBox
05-07-2003, 07:11 PM
Is anybody else picking up on the apparent hatred going on between Marv Albert, Mike Fratello, and Jeff Van Gundy? Every time I hear a game broadcasted by these guys I'm amazed they don't resort to fisticuffs at some point in the game.

SuperClerk
05-07-2003, 07:45 PM
Spurs are bitch slappin' the Fakers tonight.

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stickyfingers
05-07-2003, 09:13 PM
looks like the spurs may get the last laugh..LAL





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Teenweek
05-08-2003, 04:54 AM
My 2 least favorite teams in basketball (The Lakers and Celtics) down 2-0. Can't beat that.

Aggie
05-08-2003, 05:39 AM
I'm kinda starting to feel bad for Fallon....well, OK, no I'm not, but I thought I was for a second there.

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A.J.
05-08-2003, 05:43 AM
Maybe if Antoine Walker would stop shooting every time he gets the ball, the Celts could have pulled off the comeback last night.

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Fallon
05-08-2003, 07:15 AM
I'm kinda starting to feel bad for Fallon....well, OK, no I'm not, but I thought I was for a second there.
Grrrrrrrrr.

Maybe if Antoine Walker would stop shooting every time he gets the ball, the Celts could have pulled off the comeback last night.
He takes the craziest shots and only makes like 25% of them. Whats really pissing me off is the unnessery three point attempts they take. It fucks up every possible comeback.

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WintersEmbers
05-08-2003, 10:05 AM
i really want the celts to take the whole thing, but if they dont do SOMETHING on the inside they're leaving very quickly...like say in two games.

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FatTony
05-09-2003, 03:52 AM
He takes the craziest shots and only makes like 25% of them. Whats really pissing me off is the unnessery three point attempts they take. It fucks up every possible comeback.


He may have the worst jumpshot in all of professional basketball. I am not even sure you can call it a jumpshot. God give the ball to Pierce all night long.

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HBox
05-09-2003, 06:10 PM
Well, Webber is gonna miss the rest of the playoffs. And it looks like the Lakers might be out, so maybe the Nets have a shot to win it all this year.......

HBox
05-09-2003, 06:21 PM
This stuff is priceless. After Boston gets all pissy about Byron Scott criticizing them, some fan tries to attack Antoine Walker and some other Celtics on the bench DURING THE GAME. You gotta love Boston. Of all the worst nights to do something like that. HA!

Fallon
05-09-2003, 08:46 PM
Yeah Walker said that dude has been talking shit to him ever since he joined the Celtics years ago. I guess he said something back and the fan got pissed, then Walkers friend sitting near by got invloved too.

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RF Godfather
05-10-2003, 03:13 AM
One more win Net fans and Bah-ston is done!

Celts, just punch out maverick!

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Teenweek
05-10-2003, 04:23 AM
Guess the Celtics are following in the Red Sox tradition, fading, faltering, and floundering like the losers they are.

phixion
05-10-2003, 06:58 AM
i hate the lakers.

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Immigration Dude
05-10-2003, 07:08 AM
The Nets gotta realize that they are JERSEY, jersey trash. All their fans are knick fans who are waiting for the knicks to come around. Lets see how they do next year with no Jason Kidd when hes playing in San Antonio. Ill be at game 4 in the fleet and i WILL be shouting at Kidd calling him a wife beater, and wishing his attention whore wife and his abnormally large headed kid were there. I will be "juiced up" cause the fleet is in the middle of town not a garbage dump in jersey. F U NETS. Have fun playing sacramento you faggots.

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phixion
05-10-2003, 08:15 AM
ah ignorant fans come from all over......

Have fun playing sacramento you faggots.


if cwebb wasnt out for the playoffs u could say that but.....now dallas has a chance of becoming champions...and i get $500.

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Def Dave in SC
05-10-2003, 11:51 AM
The celtics arent the real stry. The real story is Detroit.

Everyone said they are a terrible #1 seed, but they are up 2-0 over the sixers. I realize that they will not make it to the finals, and if by some miracle they do, they will get crushed.

But, the magic should have beaten them and the sixers should be whooping them.

How are the pistons doing this?

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05-11-2003, 12:01 PM
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phixion
05-11-2003, 06:33 PM
i hate the lakers.



no need to say it again.

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05-11-2003, 06:39 PM
Go Knicks! Yeah...

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Fallon
05-12-2003, 07:13 PM
I hate New Jersey.

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HBox
05-12-2003, 07:33 PM
Poor, poor Boston. Not only can their teams not beat New York, they can't beat anybody in the surrounding region.

WintersEmbers
05-12-2003, 09:00 PM
im with fallon, jersey sucks

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Teenweek
05-13-2003, 03:05 AM
I am not on the Jersey bandwagon, but I loved them sweeping the Celtics. Jersey has a great team though. With Kidd, Martin and Jefferson that is a great core for the future. I love seeing Boston lose everything. It is so much fun.

RF Godfather
05-13-2003, 04:46 AM
It was too perfect to have Kidd leave a lasting impression on Boston with that 3 to end the game and the ole sweep!

Bring on... [fill in the blank].

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jocefus
05-13-2003, 04:54 AM
good game last night...congrats to the nets on their sweep... do u guys think sacramento can take the west without c webb?

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Teenweek
05-13-2003, 05:19 AM
No the Kings have no shot. It looks like every game the NBA refs are trying to help the Lakers win. Maybe if they fall behind 3-2 David Stern will make the series best of 9 best of 11. He already changed the format midway through the season to accomadate the Lakers. Maybe he can put in a new rule that Tim Duncan must start the game with 5 fouls and Shaq has unlimited fouls.

A.J.
05-13-2003, 05:38 AM
Although I'm pissed that my Celts got swept, the fact that they even won a playoff series was impressive enough. They were a good team but not good enough to win it all.

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phixion
05-13-2003, 08:21 AM
Shaq has unlimited fouls.



he does considering they never call anything on him.

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Tall_James
05-13-2003, 08:22 AM
SIDENOTE:

I met ESPN Basketball analyst and former New York Knick Greg Anthony at the Children's Museum of New York over the weekend. And while I did not ask him about the playoffs, I did take great pleasure in checking out his incredibly hot wife.

OK, back the thread topic.

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Aggie
05-13-2003, 08:43 AM
I bet she wasn't hotter than Jason Kidd's wife.

HA HA! Go Nets!!

Fallon and AJ - What else are your teams gonna have to do before you accept they can't beat NJ or NY?? So sad...I'll let you root for them so you can still feel included.

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Fallon
05-13-2003, 12:27 PM
I met ESPN Basketball analyst and former New York Knick Greg Anthony at the Children's Museum of New York over the weekend. And while I did not ask him about the playoffs, I did take great pleasure in checking out his incredibly hot ass.
Oh James.

Fallon and AJ - What else are your teams gonna have to do before you accept they can't beat NJ or NY?? So sad...I'll let you root for them so you can still feel included.
Celts are winning it all next year! #17!!!

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Tall_James
05-13-2003, 12:35 PM
Fallon, while shopping on Amazon, saw this and thought of you.

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Tall_James
05-13-2003, 12:47 PM
I bet she wasn't hotter than Jason Kidd's wife.

No, but their kid's head was a hella lot smaller.

OK, going to hell for that one.

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phixion
05-14-2003, 07:02 AM
LAKERS LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LAKERS LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LAKERS LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am a happy man.

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HBox
05-15-2003, 06:39 PM
DING DONG! The witch is dead! The witch is dead! The witch is dead! DING DONG! The witch is dead! The wicked witch is dead!!!!!

EDIT: Watching Kobe being interviewed on the verge of tears brought an amount of joy to me that I cannot desribe.

This message was edited by HBox on 5-15-03 @ 10:41 PM

phixion
05-15-2003, 07:07 PM
its over..the dynasty is dead.....and best of all kobe cried like he was jon starks.....god i love the nba...

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WintersEmbers
05-15-2003, 11:48 PM
hey, leave jon starks outta this, you must repsect THE DUNK, anyway, im so friggin glad they are gone, so all i gotta wait for now is Dallas to win and someone beat S.A. and then i win some major money so GO MAVS!

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RF Godfather
05-16-2003, 03:16 AM
Thank you God.

The Lakers lose and no more riots well this year anyway!

Nets in 2003 or maybe those darn Mavs.

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A.J.
05-16-2003, 04:27 AM
LAKERS LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LAKERS LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LAKERS LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The only way this could possibly have been better is if my Celts had beaten them.

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Teenweek
05-16-2003, 04:45 AM
The Lakers Lost. Halleluyah! Praise the Lord! Kobe is such a pussy. Shaq has time to make Kazaam 2 now.

Aggie
05-16-2003, 05:35 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I see TheGameHHH hasn't resonded yet! Lakers Suck sweetie!

The Devils won and the Lakers are out, it was a great night.

There's gonna be an ALL TEXAS NBA FINAL! Yeehaw!

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A.J.
05-16-2003, 05:38 AM
There's gonna be an ALL TEXAS NBA FINAL! Yeehaw!

I think you mean "All-Texas Western Conference Championship".

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Aggie
05-16-2003, 05:55 AM
Oh shit, you're right AJ. It's early :(

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A.J.
05-16-2003, 05:58 AM
Oh shit, you're right AJ. It's early


Haven't had the Dr. Pepper yet, huh? :)

Have you been to AA Arena? It looks pretty nice: kind of like Conseco Fieldhouse in Indy.

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Aggie
05-16-2003, 06:09 AM
I'm going to get that DP right now.

Unfortunately I haven't been there yet because right when I moved to Dallas the playoffs were starting and tickets are expensive and hard to come by right now. But as soon as I get a chance I'm there. It looks really nice (especially since I'm used to the Meadowlands)

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Dudeman
05-16-2003, 12:30 PM
as long as we are on the topic of basketball- girls that play
bball (ie. wnba)= not hot. girls that like to watch bball=
hot. just my opinion

Def Dave in SC
05-16-2003, 01:17 PM
phixion--cherish this. It doesnt get much sweeter, if only kobe could pull a Len Bias. :sigh: If only.

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HBox
05-16-2003, 06:43 PM
I'm getting a little tired of Brent Musberger telling me how much of a man Ben Wallace is.

AppleBoy
05-17-2003, 01:47 PM
Another sorry ass Philadelphia team gets knocked out in the second round of the playoffs.

Yo, Philly - see ya!

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phixion
05-18-2003, 07:10 PM
dallas is in the western finals. and hopefully taking it all. god i need that $500.

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phixion
05-21-2003, 07:56 PM
how the fuck do u call 5 techs in the first quarter of play during the conference championships?

jesus christ it made the laker-twolves debacle look down right good....

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Heavy
05-22-2003, 01:01 PM
Big Net game tonight huh? I'll go out on a limb and predict sweep.

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phixion
05-24-2003, 10:24 AM
dirks injured...i lost $100

fuckin sucks

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mdr55
05-24-2003, 06:49 PM
NETS in the NBA FINALS again!!!!!
How SWEEP it is!!!!

FatTony
05-24-2003, 07:09 PM
I smell a Nets vs Spurs Final. Battle of last years MVP vs MVP Runner Up

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theswert
05-24-2003, 07:28 PM
dirks injured...i lost $100


``With an injury like this the typical recovery time is 10-14 days,'' Mavericks team physician Dr. T.O. Souryal said Saturday. ``However, Dirk is an amazing athlete and with 24-hour treatment that we have already implemented, we hope he may be able to return to the court during this series.''

Maybe he might come back if the mavs can survive games 4 and 5.

Immigration Dude
05-27-2003, 02:07 PM
Two words to describe how lame the Nets are: Male Cheerleaders. I would expect this in San Fran, but NJ? HAHA

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Knowledged_one
05-27-2003, 02:09 PM
Anybody but the Lakers is fine with me

F**k Kobe, Shaq, Robert Horry ( I wish danny ainge would have beat his ass), Rick Fox, Devean George, Slava Medvedenko, Madsen, their midget PG Fisher and the rest of that team

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canofsoup15
05-27-2003, 02:13 PM
Two words to describe how lame the Nets are: Male Cheerleaders. I would expect this in San Fran, but NJ? HAHA


Are you kidding me, their probably gay but still, all you have to do is some stunt crap and some dancing for maybe a total of an hour for about 3 days a week, talk about EASY. You get to watch the game for free, get lots of money, and be looking up cheerleaders skirts.

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FUNKMAN
05-27-2003, 02:46 PM
You get to watch the game for free, get lots of money, and be looking up cheerleaders skirts


don't forget about where they have to place their hand to hold the female cheerleader in the air...

when they get home their hand smells like they were working at the Fulton Fish Market...

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phixion
05-27-2003, 08:24 PM
ive watched every single game of the playoffs so far. and i havent been impressed like i wsa 2nite since starbury hit that circus shot in game 1. dallas beat the best team in the nba wihtout their best player. finley proved that he should b carrying this team, and van exel snatching the ball out of parkers hand off the inbound showed me that dallas wants it more. jersey....beware of dallas cuz i think their comin for ya

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Teenweek
05-28-2003, 02:58 AM
Two words to describe how lame the Nets are: Male Cheerleaders. I would expect this in San Fran, but NJ? HAHA



What the hell are you talking about.

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Aggie
05-28-2003, 11:43 AM
Ugh, Nets dancers. My friend was interning there so he took us to a game and out to eat after to a Friday's that players sometimes eat at after the game.

Well I had the pleasure of eating with the Nets dancers and the mascot. Talk about horrible conversation. The main discussion was about how one of them was about to move to Dallas to be a Cowgirl dancer. :-/

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Immigration Dude
05-28-2003, 03:01 PM
The male cheerleaders where with the females right before a commercial break in game 4 vs. the Pistons. All dressed in shiny blue. You think they'd put them in the pic with the chicks? That would ruin the spank-bank material wouldn't it?

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phixion
05-29-2003, 08:43 PM
i would just like to say i ahte steve kerr. and i hope he gets herpes.

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AppleBoy
05-30-2003, 03:13 PM
I'm going to Game 4. The seat isn't that great - Row 21 in the upper level in a corner section - but I've never been to an NBA Finals game before so I'm just glad to have a ticket. Anyone else going to one of the games?

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mdr55
06-06-2003, 08:33 PM
YES!!! LETS GO NETS!!!

WE GOT 1!!!!!

RF Godfather
06-07-2003, 01:38 AM
The ball is back in our court. And even Dikembe played, who knew?

Take 'em down a peg!

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phixion
06-07-2003, 06:29 AM
hey nets fans....dont celebrate too hard. this was about as much luck as skill. if stephen jackson hit that wide open shot the finals would b all but over. and ur zone isnt nearly as effective as dallas was against the spurs. dallas played a magnificent collapsing zone, you only collapse on duncan when hes about to take a shot, and your gonna get strips like that, but u cant win a series like that.

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newport king
06-08-2003, 04:39 PM
i kinda wanted the nets to win...but they just had JOE PISCIPO announce the team

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Heavy
06-08-2003, 05:40 PM
Whats with Piscipo? he did some standup thing in the parking lot of Giants stadium before a WORLD LEAGUE game about 10 years ago. Does he even have a careear?

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newport king
06-08-2003, 05:47 PM
Does he even have a careear?



not since the cinematic calssic Johnny Dangerously.

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Wormwood
06-08-2003, 05:55 PM
A Basketball game should be 5 minutes long and the fans shouldnt be allowed in until the last 3 minutes.

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stickyfingers
06-11-2003, 07:49 PM
nets take game 4

i only saw the last play highlight once but I need an answer:

Could that have been called goaltending against Kidd?....on Ginobli's shot it appeared as if he jumped up and hit the net and ball at the same time




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HBox
06-11-2003, 07:54 PM
Could that have been called goaltending against Kidd?....on Ginobli's shot it appeared as if he jumped up and hit the net and ball at the same time


I think the ball hit the rim first, so it didn't matter. It looked bad because Kidd hit it almost as it hit the rim and caught the net. Even if it was technically goaltending, I don't think a ref would have the balls to call it unless it was blatant and the ball was goin in anyway. That shot was way short.

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phixion
06-11-2003, 07:55 PM
hey nets fans....dont celebrate too hard. this was about as much luck as skill. if stephen jackson hit that wide open shot the finals would b all but over


same thing only substitute jackson for Manu. and this officiating was friggin horrible, the nets got every call in the first half it was bullshit, it makes the twolves-lakers debacle look good.

and one thing ive noticed so far: the spurs wins are convincing, the nets wins arent.

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mdr55
06-11-2003, 08:09 PM
For all you SPURS fans, the Spurs are staying in the HYATT hotel in Jersey City! Go there and bug the hell out of them. Let's go NJ NETS!!!!

stickyfingers
06-11-2003, 08:24 PM
I don't think a ref would have the balls to call it


yeah that's good point....what if it was in San Antonio?

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