The Return of Mrs. Paul-O!

[TheMojoPin]

Oh my good God. Paul-O calls in to review "Anger Management" but first tells how his wife has been on a tirade all day. She dialed "911" instead of "411" earlier, and the cops showed up. Paul-O had to restrain her from hitting the responding officer! So he gets her to take 6 valiums(!) and finally pass out, but she wakes up during the phone call and starts RAVING about R&F...calling them "goddamn scumbags" and cursing left and right and saying they're maniacs and can't make it any market...they didn't even get to the damn review. They had to put Paul-O on hold because they ran out of dump time...poor bastard was actually growling at her and called her dead father a "whoremaster" before she started throwing shoes at him...wow...

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This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 4-11-03 @ 8:24 PM

[jafter]

To everyone on this board you must get a copy of tonights show. This is a classic moment in the Ron and Fez show. Paul O's wife makes Anne Ramsey from "Throw Momma from the Train" look like a nun.

Paul O is a saint.

Get the mp3. They are going to replay it again this weekend.

Thank you Ron and Fez for finally being live in DC again.
Ok let's get the boys back live in NY. Don't give up the fight.

[dcpete]

one of the best things ever on radio. you have to listen, it's indescribaly funny. paul-o having to pretend that he was talking to the cops, classic. and did anyone else hear him choking right as he hung up the phone.

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[TheKnicks23]

I've been listening to the show for a long time and that might have been the funniest thing I've EVER heard.

Gale (Paul-O's wife) is the scariest voice and person I've ever heard in my life.

I tape the show regularly and have this bit on tape, but have no idea how to put in on the computer.

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[jafter]

What is the over under for the police going back there tonight?

She is so frigging psycho, I think she was going to try and strangle him at the end of that call.

That is an instant classic.

Thank you Ron and Fez for finally being live in DC again.
Ok let's get the boys back live in NY. Don't give up the fight.

[TooCute]

You tell the police they came to my house under false pretenses. False PRETENSES!! The ruined my house for a whole day! A WHOLE DAY! MY HOUSE MY HOUSE MY HOUSE MY HOUSE!!!


They are the PRICKS OF THE WORLD!

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[Steels]

To everyone on this board you must get a copy of tonights show.

If anyone would like the "Paul-O" segment just drop me a line. I have it in an MP3 format and it is 25 minutes long.

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[SuperClerk]

Holy Shit, that sounds so friggin' funny. Damn I really miss the show. Fuck Infinity. Fuck them in the ass with a big rubber dick.

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[blakjeezis]

HOLY SHIT!!! That is unbelievable. Big up to Steels for the hookup. Man, I feel so bad for Paul-O. Really fucking funny, really fucking sad.

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[SuperClerk]

I just heard it. That was the funniest shit I've ever heard. The "no city wants them" comment had me in tears from laughing so hard. She is an absolute lunatic. Man, I miss them.

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[zoom2457]

My god, what a funny segment. Funny doesn't even do it justice. She's radio gold.

I never really liked Paul-O before, but now, I have to give the guy some credit for not killing her years ago.

[Wormwood]

It was funny how Paul-O was still till trying to do his review even though that psycho biatch was having an episode.

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[GaryWyze]

<font color=purple>If anybody's got the file, please e-mail it to me at nyjokedude@yahoo.com

Gotta drive out to Long Island tonight and that should make for a good listen on the way.

Thanks.

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[Legolas]

me too. Send it to rosielogan@msn.com

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Fez: To reach the moon, to eat it.
Ron: You see why people think christians are stupid.

[Steels]

If anybody's got the file, please e-mail it to me at nyjokedude@yahoo.com


me too. Send it to rosielogan@msn.com

Sent

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[A.J.]

BEST PAUL-O SEGMENT...EVER!

This HAS to be posted in the File Library.

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[INFOSTUD]

That was beautiful!!!

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[SuperClerk]

This HAS to be posted in the File Library.



I second that

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[Bob Impact]

Highlights?

We switch nights every goddamn week, they can't make it in any city! They're LOSERS!

I tried to call your GODDAMNED cell phone, but the pricks of the world were on the phone. Get 'em of the phone or I swear I'll call the police.

They bothered my father before he even died!

Paul-o: That was years ago, the whoremaster right?

Brilliant, FUCKING BRILLIANT!

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[mikeyboy]

They bothered my father before he even died!

Paul-o: That was years ago, the whoremaster right?


Can anyone shed any light on this? I have only a vague understanding of what they were talking about at this point

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[GaryWyze]

<font color=purple>Steel, thanks, but it never rolled around.

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[Furtherman]

I am listening to this now. Brilliant! That woman is MAD I tell you, MAAAAAAAD!!!!

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[Tall_James]

Steels - please send it to archer336@excite.com

Thanks again!

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[Drudge Jr.]

does anyone know what happened at the end when paul-o was saying "i got to go, i got to go... AHHHHH!" they kind of just ignored that...

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[FatTony]

The first time Gayle tried to grab the phone, Ronnie and Fezzie sounded genuinly scared for Paul-o. I must say so myself that this segment may have been the funniest/Cringe moment of the year.

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"They always win in the end."

[jafter]

does anyone know what happened at the end when paul-o was saying "i got to go, i got to go... AHHHHH!" they kind of just ignored that...


Was there anything in the obituaries for either one of them. I can just imagine her coming up from behind Paul O wrapping the phone cord around his neck and strangling him.

"I told you to stop talking to those scumbags!!!!!!!!"

She is nuts.

Thank you Ron and Fez for finally being live in DC again.
Ok let's get the boys back live in NY. Don't give up the fight.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

She's insane! How does he put up with it?

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[yarpwizard]

Thanks to Steels for the hookup. I laughed my big fat ass all day at work. That was the funniest, scariest thing I've ever heard on the radio. I miss the boys live......
I feel so sorry fo Paulo...and I thought my life sucked!

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[A.J.]

R&F said they'll be replaying this in the first hour tonight.

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[Bob Impact]

Can anyone shed any light on this? I have only a vague understanding of what they were talking about at this point

I believe (and I could be mistaken about some of this) that at one point Paul-o was taking care of her father at his (the father's) house. Ron and Fez's producer called the house to set Paul-o up for the Oscar blurbs segment. That's all I can remember about the whoremaster.

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[RageCage]

This woman is awesome, I think I'm in love. I'm pretty sure that was the best radio I've ever heard. They should give her a weekly segment or maybe WJFK could give her a weekend shift.


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[GaryWyze]

<font color=purple>I'm listening to it now and you guys weren't kidding, this is so fucking funny.

I'm on the part where she thinks he's on the phone with the police and she's screaming about how they ruined her day "under false pretenses." Hilarious! But nothings gonna beat when she 1st starts going off and Paul-O is growling back at her.

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[FatTony]

All I have to say is where is Jimmy Norton when you need him? Could you imagine the rant fest between Mrs. Paul-o and Li'l Jimmy? That would be radio gold

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"They always win in the end."

[Green Lantern]

Poor abused husband Paul-O. It looks like Billy Staples has a better life the him.

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[SamoanWoman]

Poor abused husband Paul-O. It looks like Billy Staples has a better life the him.


Paulo's life makes Billy's look like a comedy.
This is the gold of cringe/funny radio topping O & A's call to Cindy Williams. My husband has been listening to this bit almost non-stop both laughing and praying that he doesn't go to hell for it.