Words to Use (or Not) While Travelling

[Thebazile78]

French (yes, I know we hate the French):

Vou les vou couche avec moi c'est soir?

German (yeah, I know we're not keen on Germans either, but I'm German so DEAL with it):

mit jemandem ficken


<i>C'mon Joe, you wanna give it a go?</i>

Your turn. . .


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[Doogie]

German Words and their translations:

null Bock haben (auf + acc.) = to not give a damn/shit (about) {Said Like This: "Null bohck ha-ben (almost like saying 'habit)}

Du scheiát' mich an! = "You're a pain in the ass!" (pronounce the funky letter 'ss') {SLT: 'Do shy-ssit mitch on'}

Leck mich am Arsch! = "Kiss my ass!"/"Fuck off!" {SLT: Leck (or 'lick' with an 'e') mitch om Rrr-sh}

sich einen runterholen = to jerk off {SLT: Sick I-nen runt-er-hol-in}

ganz sch”n Holz vor der Htte!=what a nice pair of knockers! {SLT: Gones shown holz (like 'hold') vor der hut-ta}

die Pflaume=pussy {SLT: D' Fla-me}

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[silera]

Buen Maricon- Literally means "Good Faggot" but not in a complimentary way.

Mama Huevo- Literally means egg sucker, but eggs mean balls.

Mama llerma- llerma is that skin that connects the ballsack to the base of the penis.

Hijo de su Maldita Madre- Son of his fucking mother.

I'll share more later.


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[ChrisTheCop]

I learned the hard way not to use the "okay" sign in Brazil. It's the sign of "asshole" there, sorta like a middle finger here. Oh, and when in Iraq, dont use the bottoms of your shoes to hit people (or their statues) with--it's an insult. Go figure!

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[ADF]

Ewscray Ouyay.

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[SuperClerk]

Donde esta la biblioteca?

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[reeshy]

ould-way ou-ya iss-kay my ack-say?????

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[nickeye]

When I worked in Geneva, they told me that my name (they said it kinda like "Neek") was Swiss-French slang for "fuck".

And, apparently, "Hello. My name is fuck" is hilarious to the Swiss-French. If Jerry Lewis's name were Nick, he'd be God.

[Geppetto]

mit jemandem ficken


My kind of girl.

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[Snoogans]

is the finger universal?

Iris Loves You!

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Snootchie Bootchies!

[WRESTLINGFAN]

In Thailand, NEVER, pat someone on the head. Its a sign of disrespect. Buddhists believe that the head is the most sacred part of the body

Kinda makes you think when the #1 rapper is white and the #1 golfer is black

[ShelleBink]

doesn't matter where you are... "I'm drunk and wanna fuck" is somehow universally understood.

I miss Europe.

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Quote:
mit jemandem ficken




My kind of girl.

Easy there, Ollie Bigarms. :)



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[Tenbatsuzen]

Donde esta la biblioteca?


I always thought the guy in the SoCo commercial sounded EXACTLY like Black Earl.



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[high fly]

I heard that Chevrolet couldn't figure out why it's Nova wasn't selling in Spanish speaking countries back in the 70s untill it paid big bucks for a survey that said "No va" in Spanish means "won't go".
Just something I heard.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Arienette]

"yo tengo un tenedor en mi cabeza"

that's the only thing i know how to say in spanish.

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