Would you rather cut off your left nut or your left foot?

[DJEvelEd]

If the Iraqis had you in a torture chamber, and they gave you the choice between cutting off your left nut with a dull meat cleaver or sawing off your left foot with a hacksaw, which would you choose?

For the ladies, the choices are:
Sex with an unbathed toothless camel or eating a large bowl of dung.

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[TheKnicks23]

I'll have to say left nut becuase you can still function with one.

Getting around with 1 foot would be extremely difficult.

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[Immigration Dude]

Definatly a nut. A prosthetic nut would be hard for the ladies to notice, unlike a foot.

"P.S., every thursday shall be free ice cream day".

[A.J.]

Take my nut...please.

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[FUNKMAN]

nut

hey, i'd still have half an Almond Joy!

:)

then you can run these fuckers down and use your left foot to kick them in the face...

lovely....

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[Shecky]

Nut

PRAY FOR THE BRAVE ONES!!!!

Later On,
SHECKY

[ToddEVF]

wow, looks like losing a nut is no biggie here. and i rather lose the nut then the foot. But because of the unsanitary conditions that they would probably do it in, you'd probably die anyway.

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[FatTony]

Leave the foot take the nut!

oops

wrong line.

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[furie]

would i have to cut it off myself?

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[SoLost22]

what is wrong with you guys? Definetly my left foot, look at the easy advantages
-No more looking for a parking spot b/c you get a handicap parking tag
-A prostetic foot is an easyn conversation starter
-sympathy sex

"God looks after drunks, fools, and the United States."

[TheMojoPin]

Nut.

But do I get to vacation in the Rape Rooms before I have it lopped off? Those sounded just oh-so-swell.

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[Reephdweller]

And miss the opportunity to be known as One Nut? Not a chance, take the nut.

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[Jackie Sloan]

Take a foot, I'll get a bionic one. Nobody gets either nut, unless they're cancerous!

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[mikeyboy]

Nut, because even though it's a dull meat cleaver, it's
still only going to take 3 whacks maximum to take it off.
Whereas a hacksaw might take a while. Plus, I'll
probably go into shock and pass out after the first
whack anyhow.

Plus, chicks dig the one-nut guys, right?


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[ChickenHawk]

Left nut. You can still have sex and kids with one nut. One foot = No more running or walking like a normal human being.
Plus, I use my left foot a lot more often than my left nut...sadly.

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[walking joint]

take my nut. i like walking with no problems. its one of few things i do without much difficulty....though SoLost22 raises some good points and if he was there to convince me otherwise i may lose my foot.

[Aggie]

Sex with an unbathed toothless camel or eating a large bowl of dung

How large is the bowl? There's no way in hell I'd have sex with anything or anyone that was unbathed and toothless.

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[Tall_James]

Nut

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[ADF]

I'm not sure. Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't.

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[A.J.]

There's no way in hell I'd have sex with anything or anyone that was unbathed and toothless.

Then you'd want to stay away from rural Virginia.

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