If the World was like Middle School....

[DC Reed]

The USA would be the bad boy on campus.

France would be the kid who's always being laughed at and cant talk to the cool kids.

Germany is the looks tough but soft on the inside kid.

Britain is our best buddy

Canada's the gay kid.

Iraq's our bitch

and Japan's the geeky kid who we dont beat up, cause for some reason, hes in with the cool kids.

Got any other countries?

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[HBox]

China's the quiet, disturbed kid in the corner who tortures insects. The USA's reasonably sure they could kick his ass, but they keep their distance just in case.

Plus, there's a group of kids in the corner who keep to themselves.(The Arab countries) One of them is shooting spitballs at us in the middle of class. We can't figure out yet which one is doing it, but when we do.......

[silera]

South America and the Caribbean are the hot sluts.


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[TheMojoPin]

Sexy Spain and beautiful Sweden are both TOTALLY double-teaming my girlfriend...NO GOOD.

I'm going to go get drunk with Australia and rant about my ex to Poland in front of the Circle K.

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[Knowledged_one]

this is obvious but: Poland is the retarded kid who rides the short bus to school

Mexico is the dirty kid in class who is always sneaking into class late

Germany is the asshole Vice Prinicpal



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[Immigration Dude]

Jamaica is the class stoner, who hangs out with The Netherlands.

"P.S., every thursday shall be free ice cream day".

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

The USA would be the bad boy on campus.



And Canada is the younger, but less popular brother of the USA.

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thank you dcpete!

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[DC Reed]

Ireland is full of fight but has a small dink.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

And Easter Island is just the wierd, foreign exchange student.


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thank you dcpete!

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[DC Reed]

Italy and Vatican City are jesus freaks and pedofiles.

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[GaryWyze]

<font color=purple>Israel is the kid we think is cool, but nobody else does.

Cuba is the sloppy, fat kid in the metal shirt who keeps to himself.

North Korea is the annoying new kid who tries too hard to get our attention.

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[blakjeezis]

All the African nations are the retarded kids who have class in the same room all day and don't mingle with the rest of the kids. We all know they are there and that there's something wrong with them, but if we ignore them it's like they don't exist at all.

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[A.J.]

Italy is the one who goes through various "phases".

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[blakjeezis]

Scotland and Wales are the twin brothers, two grades lower than their cool big brother, England. No matter how hard they try, they can't seem to get out of his shadow and their teachers still refer to them by their older brother's name.

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[Immigration Dude]

Northen Ireland is the kid who is always talking about how he's building pipe bombs in his basement.

"P.S., every thursday shall be free ice cream day".

[ShelleBink]

Romania -- goths.

<i>...why are you all looking at me like that?</i>

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[TheMojoPin]

Transylvania...goths that cut themselves.

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[Sheeplovr]

every dirty country between florida and brazil -

Pregnaunt chicks

drug dealers

whores

the violent kids who get kept in the "special room" and get to leave at 1 cause if they see a crowd they start a fight cause there apes


the jackson whites





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[FiveB247]

Yugoslavia...the quiet, socially disturbed kid (due to family disfunction)...always going to the School Psychologist.

[McNabbShouldDie]

Greenland would be the really hot popular girl who wont go out with me cause she only goes out with older guys.

Denmark is the hot girl who wont go out with me because "it would ruin our friendship."

Scotland is the other hot chick who is brutally honest and wont go out with me because im "too ugly."

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[HBox]

Australia is the kid everybody always forgets exists.

[zim]

Russia is the fat kid who is a dick ntil a fight breaks out and immedeatly beats the shit out of everyone with U.S. when fight breaks out.

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