uncomfortable truths about you...

[Reephdweller]

This is along the same lines as the "things people don't know about you" thread only this is more of shortcomings you recognize you have.

Here's my sad truths:

- I overanalyze new relationships
- I tend to be a little too self concious at times
- Sometimes I cling too close to those I love
- I don't have as many friends as I used to have (most have moved away)
- Need to learn to handle more things on my own
- Need to get into shape and stop eating girl scout cookies
- I need to learn to stand up to my boss more often
- I really need to wash my car
- I need to go back to school and get my degree
- I sometimes try too hard to impress people that I come off like a know it all.
- I tend to be horrible at remembering the names of people I meet.

I'm sure there's more....

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[jratt]

well arent we getting to know each other well with all these topics so this one is a bit brutal but i will give it a try
-i need to exercise
-i say i am sorry way too much
-my dink is only 5inches so i have built up the muscale in my tongue but forgot every where else on my body
-i tend to try to be funny to hard and come off corney
-i am very insucer
-i think i was born a leftey but they made me be a righty
-i am slightly dislexic(sp)
-i cant comprend any thing i read inless i have read it 10 times
-i cant spell
-and did i ever say i love dark nips

jratt AKA johnbravo
...im a big black dude with a cool car. I go by the name "nigger". dont be shy.

as for people wishing they were you...

Nobody wishes they were a mistake.

[hyperspace]

i have hairy manboobs
i masturbate way more than i should
an ideal evening for me is sniffing a girls foot while stroking one out
guys way uglier than me get better looking chicks

[Reephdweller]

an ideal evening for me is sniffing a girls foot while stroking one out



i thought i was the only one.

:-)

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[SuperClerk]

Quote:
an ideal evening for me is sniffing a girls foot while stroking one out





i thought i was the only one.




That makes 3 of us.

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[walking joint]

i don't trust anyone outside my immediate family
i may have a drinking problem
i'm a lazy piece of shit
i'm actually care about Ruben winning on American Idol

[jocefus]

since getting cheated on by my girlfriend of 7 years, i have trust issues now (thanks you twat)

need to join a gym again..lost 85 but need ot lose more

shave my sack and trim the surrounding area






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honk if your horny

knockin boots and shootin pool

[jratt]

i have hairy manboobs

Are you talking full blown sweater type hair
or a lone ranger here and there

jratt AKA johnbravo
...im a big black dude with a cool car. I go by the name "nigger". dont be shy.

as for people wishing they were you...

Nobody wishes they were a mistake.

[hyperspace]

well let me put it ths way in the summer when i shave it you could make a full head of hair for someone else!!!

[jratt]

wow that sounds like a problam when
you go swimming to people ask if you are gonna take your sweater off when you have already taken off your shirt
or do you get those little prickless from sticker bushes get stuck in your hair

jratt AKA johnbravo
...im a big black dude with a cool car. I go by the name "nigger". dont be shy.

as for people wishing they were you...

Nobody wishes they were a mistake.

[nellie]

why are only men responding?
i guess i'll be the first woman to respond..

-i am very insecure
-i cry (get upset) over the littlest things
-i overanalyze everything
-too clingy
-too shy
-too lazy
-i don't have a large vocabulary
-very self concious
-think about what i'm going to say over and over again before i say something


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This message was edited by nellie on 4-14-03 @ 2:10 PM

[SuperClerk]

why are only men responding?



'cause girls are dumb and icky. :P

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[The Chairman]

an ideal evening for me is sniffing a girls foot while stroking one out

Three shrimpers (out of 7 people)....interesting....

KAGA

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a skidmark production sig!

[hyperspace]

4 out 5 dentists reccomend Trident. ive always wondered why #5 is a hold out!

[Vincy]

-when I'm in a relationship with someone... I want it at least twice a day...

-i'm not christian but I love Jesus Christ Super Star

-I was afraid of men for a long time...sometimes they still scare me

-I have to take care of my psycho grandmother

-I lost my virginity at 15 and I still think it's too young

-I'm bisexual, but I only date guys now (long story)

-I used to cut myself...but I stopped it awhile ago, I grew up and got better

-I prefer more meat on those I date...skinny isn't cute...


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I kiss you! :)

[Arienette]

- i am very self conscious
- i have serious self-esteem issues
- i care too much about what others think of me
- i'm a big horndog
- i may quite possibly be the messiest person to live ever
- i am a hypocondriac
- i worry far too much

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[IrishAlkey]

I can't suck my own dick.

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[Reephdweller]

I can't suck my own dick.


then how'd that lumpy stuff get on your tongue?

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[IrishAlkey]

[then how'd that lumpy stuff get on your tongue?

Stop doing research before you reply to my posts!

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This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 4-17-03 @ 10:51 PM

[cheezeemee]

This thread is like a blog from hell

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[cheezeemee]

close the quote tags dude

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[East Side Dave]

-i laughed at one of the commercials for Malibu's Most Wanted
-i stole money from my mom and blamed it on my grandma
-i joined in when my mom then took a crouguet mallet to my grandma's knees


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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 4-17-03 @ 10:55 PM

[IrishAlkey]

I closed my blog quote legs asscrack cornhole!

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[Shecky]

I usually sniff a couple lines while rubbing a chicks foot.
Can't find a friggin job
Have been listening to AM Talk radio since R&F left Town
Hate my life sometimes

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THIS THREAD?



PRAY FOR THE BRAVE ONES!!!!

Later On,
SHECKY

[Reephdweller]

Stop doing research before you reply to my posts!



you call a 10 second memory research????

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[IrishAlkey]

you call a 10 second memory research????

I call a 10 second memory just enough to get me laid twice in one week.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I call a 10 second memory just enough to get me laid twice in one week.



What about the weekends?

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thank you dcpete!

I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.

[Reephdweller]

I call a 10 second memory just enough to get me laid twice in one week.



you're officially my hero

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[grlNIN]

I call a 10 second memory just enough to get me laid twice in one week.





you're officially my hero




goldfish are going to be disappointed

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[zim]

- i hate everybody

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[Death Metal Moe]

- I actually read this guy's original post and all the 29 responses that came after it.

So fucking sad.

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[IrishAlkey]

goldfish are going to be disappointed


I could disappoint a flea.

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[gone]

-i have more medical problems that anyone i know
-i keep myself too fucking busy(so i forget what a loser i am)
-im a hopeless romantic but sabatage my relationships for fear of getting to close
-i actually care what my father thinks
-i go through change modes where i have to cut my hair and dress different.. keeps me entertained
-i agree with ari.. im a horndog too.. i think its an addiction


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[FMJeff]

I tend to compare all my new relationships to Alkey...the first to take my precious flower...nobody ever seems to "measure" up...

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[hyperspace]

i'm 33 no job no girlfriend and spend way to much time on this board(and like it) and masterbate at least 5 times a day and gaining weight again.

[canofsoup15]

I piss myself at night....whoops...i mean...im an alcoholic yes thats it, im a drunk.

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Shit, if it's going to be that kind of a party
I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes