you wack jobs. you are talking about billy joel here people. the guy who shagged christie brinkley.
joel is just talking about people who aren't going anywhere in their lives, and don't even have love.
although paul drinking with seamen is a little weird.
Here's a modified tune:
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Making love to a fellow named Jim
He says "Son can you play with my ding-a-ling?
It's small but you know that it grows,
and it's hairy and sweet, an old fairy man's meat so please won't you tea bag my balls?"
Bridge: la la didi daa
la la didi daa
daa dum
Chorus: I think you just outed the Piano Man
reefdwella's on wine tonight
We're all in the mood for a pyramid
The Oscar Wilde reference was really alright
Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
he gets me my AZT for free
and he's a quick with a blow
he's a hell of a ho
but in an ass is where he'd rather be
He says "Bill, I believe this is killing me,"
as my shame fell off of his face
"well I'm sure that I could be a woman
if could get out of this place."
Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talking with Davey who's still in the Navy
and probably will be for life
And the waiters at the Pyramid have gay pouches
if you go there on Wednesday be stoned
because Ari will lure you into that mess
I could have saw Norton, but I left it alone
Chorus: I think you just outed the Piano Man
reefdwella started this thread tonight
Shecky's post seemed real funny to me
I have to go to bed so I'll end this, alright?
It's a pretty good thread on a Monday
And the moderator gives me a smile
He knows if I crack more gay jokes to see
I can forget about posting for awhile
Gluck made this place like a carnival
I think reefdwella should change to a beer
But I'm getting off topic, I'm straying too far
Back to seaman, and a hetero's fear
Chorus: Reefwella commented on the piano man
I hope she's not drunk tonight
Now I'll forever think of this melody
As a gay reference and I think that's not right
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